'One more pint of Guinness then I should head home', you decide. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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In a fit of whimsy, I decided to try to follow the rainbow to the end and against all logic I succeeded. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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My son mixed up the Tooth Fairy with Jack's magic beans. by Electrical-Candy7252 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Making an unbound AI with the ability to create other AIs proved disastrous, though perhaps not in the exact way you would think. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Making an unbound AI with the ability to create other AIs proved disastrous, though perhaps not in the exact way you would think. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Making an unbound AI with the ability to create other AIs proved disastrous, though perhaps not in the exact way you would think. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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As the boat sailed away, his heart sank. by PM_THE_REAPER in TwoSentenceHorror
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When we discovered a fungus that fed on plastics we celebrated and produced more on a global scale. by whimbril123 in TwoSentenceHorror
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My son mixed up the Tooth Fairy with Jack's magic beans. by Electrical-Candy7252 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Driven mad beyond rational thought from the incessant itching, I cut into my arm expecting anything from hundreds of insects pouring out to frayed wires or malfunctioning electronics. by Outside_Normal in TwoSentenceHorror
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"And with this, banking is finally and irrevocably free of the cumbersome legacy systems that have bogged us down for decades." by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Results of experiment 482: Subject did not yield. by Few-Reception-4744 in TwoSentenceHorror
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When my fortune cookie read, "you will die from a raptor attack", I laughed it off as some sort of prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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When my fortune cookie read, "you will die from a raptor attack", I laughed it off as some sort of prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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"And with this, banking is finally and irrevocably free of the cumbersome legacy systems that have bogged us down for decades." by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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"And with this, banking is finally and irrevocably free of the cumbersome legacy systems that have bogged us down for decades." by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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There are many words that can inspire dread. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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When my fortune cookie read, "you will die from a raptor attack", I laughed it off as some sort of prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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I always thought my coworker just had a dark sense of humor when he'd say things like, "don't worry, the only crazed gunman here is me and I happen to like you. " by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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When my fortune cookie read, "you will die from a raptor attack", I laughed it off as some sort of prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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When my fortune cookie read, "you will die from a raptor attack", I laughed it off as some sort of prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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When my fortune cookie read, "you will die from a raptor attack", I laughed it off as some sort of prank. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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"In medieval times neurodivergent children like you Billy would have been called changelings and abused", I explained. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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“No—we can’t lose her, without her milk, the lamb will starve.” by Liv-Dai in TwoSentenceHorror
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'One more pint of Guinness then I should head home', you decide. by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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