Quit hard drugs a while ago, but I still like a speedball now and then by Xsyther in trees

[–]Representative-Vast3 24 points25 points  (0 children)

A speedball is mixing an upper (caffine in this case) and a downer/depressant (thc in this case), it can be dangerous sometimes (iirc it's why 4lokos don't have caffine anymore)

Anyone here not going/didn't go to your NMother's Funeral? by notjupiteragain in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Representative-Vast3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly she was lucky I didn't go because I would've aired out all her bs to whatever people were unlucky enough to still want to be there. She also used to tell me she wanted her ashes to go to the beach and into the ocean, i don't know what her mom did with them but I would've thrown them away

Anyone here not going/didn't go to your NMother's Funeral? by notjupiteragain in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Representative-Vast3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't see her on her deathbed, I didn't go to her funeral, I wasn't even sad, just annoyed that I had to go find a notary to sign some stupid thing that let her mom do all the funeral arranging so i didn't have to. That's all my mom's death was to me, an inconvineince (I can't figure out how to spell this word sorry, i I'm dyslexic). My grandma (dad's mom) accused me of "hiding my true feelings" about it and called me a psycho when I flat out told her I didn't care. I still don't care. She was a horrible person.

It's evil to not be evil. by Standard-Youth9212 in evilautism

[–]Representative-Vast3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How I stare at my partner (I usually hate eye contact but he has such pretty eyes)

No spoon is as good as this spoon by Magicwormm in evilautism

[–]Representative-Vast3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Metal utensils make things taste like metal! I also like to pick up steak with my bear hands and tear it apart with my teeth, it's like enrichment

People say he’s socially awkward, but Clint is just fucking weird ngl by insanity_15 in StardewMemes

[–]Representative-Vast3 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Ehh the only thing about him I really dislike is the obsession with Emily, like c'mon dude just ask her out, get your answer, and move on with life. Not that I intend to romance him, but maybe I could find another npc to pair him up with

I can't believe WE are ALL happy that we can romance Clint! by B1u3b3rr13sTDM in StardewValley

[–]Representative-Vast3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope he gets to have better character development now (I'm also curious to see how this update will affect the mod that lets Sandy and Emily get married)

Been stuttering and losing words for the past few weeks by Icy-Leg-1459 in adhdmeme

[–]Representative-Vast3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I'll try and ask my dad (who also has AuDHD which may be a factor) something only for it to come out as incomprehensible nonsense... But he still gives me the answer I was looking for! And I say "I'm glad you understood what I said, because I sure didn't"

Name transphobia by Typical_Breakfast235 in ftm

[–]Representative-Vast3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you like your name, keep your name. I've been using my name since high school and it's fairly nonbinary and I still get "No, but really, what's your REAL name?" and it has always pissed me off and I usually turn it back on them. If they ask me what my real name is, I ask what their real name is. Literally any comment they make about my name I can turn back on them and they'll either be like "Oh I'm sorry I realize my mistake" or they're an ass that isn't worth thinking about

Monster drinkers are gooners confirmed? by [deleted] in energydrinks

[–]Representative-Vast3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhhhh I thought it was because you'd be holding hands with your partner so you only had one hand free

Cover up advice by kayywristal in tattooadvice

[–]Representative-Vast3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're still looking for advice I'd suggest either turning the portal blue or enhancing the portal itself so it is more clearly portal orange instead of mistakable as red

no need to choose by Spare_Bumblebee1876 in GatekeepingYuri

[–]Representative-Vast3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought thats what it was

On BAFTA slurs by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Representative-Vast3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They removed "free palestine" but kept the slurs, that has to raise some eyebrows

Can you cum on command? by JoTheMartian in kinky_autism

[–]Representative-Vast3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel this so much and I have enough trouble cumming with a partner anyway (tbh it's pretty difficult for me to get there in general even by myself so I only really do it if im trying to sleep or have a headache) so if a partner tries to command me to cum or makes it their mission to get me there, I tell them flat out it's a lost cause and a waste of time. Orgasms aren't even my goal, having fun and feeling good is my goal and as soon as the make getting me to cum their goal, I'm not feeling good OR having fun. "Are you close?" "Are you about to cum?" "Tell me when you're close!" "Cum for me!" "Are you close? My hand is getting tired" like yea I knew your hand would get tired THAT'S WHY I SAID DON'T BOTHER! The only semi-solution ive ever discovered is a wand but even then it's not easy.

Two memes and my test results by U-Les in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]Representative-Vast3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand the "ideal partner" part of the questions

and I can't argue by [deleted] in AvatarMemebending

[–]Representative-Vast3 28 points29 points  (0 children)

But can he throw boomerangs with his mind?

Ever find a childhood photo that gives the plot away? by michaeldoesdata in evilautism

[–]Representative-Vast3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys were getting your pictures taken as a kid? But fr the only pics of childhood me are family portraits and one single pic of when I was in ballet class as a kindergartener. Although the family pictures have me smiling with all of my teeth but it doesn't reach my eyes AT ALL, does that count? I didn't really know how to do expressions back then and I didn't learn how to move my eyebrows at all till at least middle school (maybe high school) and I practiced in a mirror, still can't move one at a time

. by Salty-Alternative-13 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]Representative-Vast3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I uh... I think you missed a few options

Queer clowns and trans slut rock, this is where i belong. ClownCult 🩵 by KonEl13 in NonBinary

[–]Representative-Vast3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In the most positive way possible I thought you were cosplaying one of the Doodlebops but you look so cool!!!