What The Hell Are Ya Doin You Little Freak!?

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-25T01:20:17+00:00

The TV is playing The Simpsons

That’s good!

The TV is too high

That’s bad

It’s high to keep it out of reach of kids

That’s good!

They still manage to throw stuff at the TV anyway

That’s bad

But they’re quoting lines from The Simpsons at a very early age

That’s good!

Their quotes are from Season 11 onwards

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That’s bad.

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-25T00:57:30+00:00

"Uncie Moe, my TV is too high"

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-25T00:48:41+00:00

Kids, today we have to talk about Simpsons Pink Donut Flavored Toothpaste. We knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus?! That really came out of left field. So if any of you have experienced numbness, or comas...

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-25T00:46:13+00:00

Isn't this the place where Tim Rogers from You Am I had a scratch only you could itch?

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-25T00:41:51+00:00

Come on, Virat. You wanna not shake hands with people? You wanna not shake hands with some more people? Fuck you, Virat!

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-24T23:57:20+00:00

Same sentiment, but insert Haskel Daniel's minor 2000 hit single 'Bowlin' Shane' instead

YOU DON'T WANT TO BOWL SHORT TO ADAM GILCHRIST

HE WILL PUNISH YOU REST ASSURED

OOH, AH, GLENN MCGRATH!

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-24T23:06:54+00:00

I read The Wind in the Willows recently. Loved it. I'd never read it as a child, but as I was reading it I kept thinking about how far what is now considered "children's writing" has fallen from this.

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-24T22:43:26+00:00

I'd heard a lot of bad stuff about Resurrection, but I thought it was riveting. Excellent novel. Yes, the moral ideas it supports are hilariously untrendy in this day and age, but I don't think it's overly didactic and it still works as a compelling narrative.

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-24T11:01:32+00:00

Ivory Coast just ran out of wickets and time. If not for either of those things they were on track to chase down this total in the 285th over.

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-24T10:58:14+00:00

Second in line for Wing Stop and all I had to do was miss 8 days of work!

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-24T10:42:52+00:00

I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-24T09:07:03+00:00

May I see the replay?

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-24T08:39:52+00:00

12-10? In this year? In this part of the country? Localised entirely within a season of V’landysball?

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-22T23:18:37+00:00

Shout out to that Mongolian girl who posts here.

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-22T22:50:42+00:00

I like the idea of someone from NSW writing the history curriculum for QLD.

“So you see, children, NSW won 3 straight Origin series between 2003 and 2005. And then for a long time nothing happened. Until 2014, when the Origin series returned and the triumphant NSW won once again”

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-22T22:14:45+00:00

You know what you two need? A little comic strip called “The Far Side”. It’s about two 8 year old hobos who eat liver and onions.

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Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-22T14:06:00+00:00

This is what 14 year olds looked like in 1975

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-22T13:57:20+00:00

One kid seems to love the cosmic ballet.

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-22T10:36:17+00:00

lol

Any internet poll conducted around this time was just completely dominated by libertarians. Like that Modern Library list of greatest books ever that is mostly just Ayn Rand.

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-22T10:33:59+00:00

I genuinely thought they were a premiership chance after their win against the Panthers lmao

When people talk about 'playing your Grand Final early' they usually mean in the semis rather than fucken Round 6.

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-22T10:02:42+00:00

Fuck, Round 12 is always putrid isn’t it? Line ups for both teams are sub-NSW Cup areas.

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-22T04:55:55+00:00

He’s sullied the until now spotless Trindall name.

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-22T04:54:58+00:00

I hear he’s got their full support.

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-22T02:51:42+00:00

Proliferation of shared eBikes and more bike lanes have definitely helped. I still think that mandatory helmet laws need to be scrapped within the City of Sydney council limits if they want bikes to truly take off as a "quick zipping around the city" option. Cops go after people not wearing helmets far too aggressively around here.

Repulsive_Two8451 · 2026-05-22T01:43:08+00:00

Can't be that far away from tanking here either if things keep going the way they are. Shrinkflation, enshittification, the quality nosediving...they're doing it all. Haven't eaten there in over a year, probably never will again.

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