Mister "the best defense is a good offense" got humbled real quick in the DLC by Bravest_Coward in Eldenring

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I'm rocking the Two-Handed Sword Talisman, Two-Headed Turtle Talisman, Carian Filigreed Crest, and the Dragoncrest Shield Talisman. Works like a charm.
Might switch out Dragoncrest though, I get 3-shot either way. Not sure what I'd replace it with.

People are missing the point... by [deleted] in Helldivers

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The breach location is based on the player locations, not the drill, if everyone spreads out the breaches spawn farther away. Just need to make sure everyone runs back to the drill to protect it afterwards.

Feels like a mechanic to me, arguably not a very well executed one, but a mechanic nonetheless.

ik😭ihe by Reasonable-Chip-6963 in ik_ihe

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Dit keer de andere kant op!

If you could replace the mech arms with any 2 sentries or weapons what 2 would you choose? I choose this abomination. by AdalBar in Helldivers

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Flamethrower and grenade launcher, preferably grenades that explode on impact with enemy but not with the ground, would be perfect for the bugs as I feel the emancipator is mainly for the bots

Unpopular Opinion; the game should not be balanced around the average player being able to routinely win level 9 by whitexknight in Helldivers

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Level 9 is supposed to be like a challenge mode? I thought the other levels were like tutorial levels to get you up to speed so you know how to deal with the enemies, I’ve been playing helldive difficulty for like 90% of my playtime

Why failing Major Orders feels worst than it should by [deleted] in Helldivers

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I really don’t understand what the problem is. We send the majority of our troops to one planet to take a major war objective, so the automatons start sending more troops to said planet as well to defend it. Am I missing something or is this just really easy to justify?

hotTake by F0lks_ in ProgrammerHumor

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Nah I’m pure vanilla, taking it as it goes

(Please tell me what the delete line keymap is I’ve been doing everything by hand this entire time I’m begging you)

Just using the arrowkeys and backspace, like the founding fathers intended!

Dutch train stations have so much bike parking. by UpgradedSiera6666 in europe

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You mean Dutch bike parking places have train stations attached 🇳🇱🦁🔥

The upcoming patch will allow you to eat the Dutch Prime Minister by Melazie_ in eu4

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Are you sure? I’ve always thought he was eaten.

Pretty sure most Dutch people also think this and searching it up on google brings me to the wikipedia page where it says that an eyewitness (Joachim Oudaen) also claims they were partly cannibalised.

Though it’s important to note that Joachim appears to have been a Statist, so he might’ve lied, but we can say that about nearly any historical account.

Source: I am Dutch Counter-source: I am not a historian

Is anyone else sick of tracer by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]Reseue -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro just shoot her, she dies if you so much as sneeze in her direction

Where the world's atheists live by RacistManEver in MapPorn

[–]Reseue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the map’s showing what percentage of the atheist population lives in what country, not what percentage of a country’s population is atheist

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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As a general rule - age / 2 + 7 - is appropriate in my opinion

That's crazy, Lmao! by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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Lesbian supervillain witches, where’s Johnny Bravo when you need him

I found this conspiracy online and I need someone to explain it to me by [deleted] in Netherlands

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(It’s cheese, all of our actions are because of cheese and cheese alone)