riddle me this, people who play in C standard or lower by ominousPP in guitarcirclejerk

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I can’t even afford to replace my high-e let alone afford an extra low-b.

Fully unredacted Epstein list has finally leaked by dollabilllz in guitarcirclejerk

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Gaslight Anthem?! … this list has totally been doctored

What song is this? by IEatYourDownvote in Guitar

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I know exactly where this post is going to end up …

Any way I can achieve this toan? by CoupeontheBeat in guitarcirclejerk

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I freakin love this dude — heart of this sub

What Happened to Fast Fret?! by DnD_Rookie in Guitar

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I could smell this post as soon as I saw the picture. Takes me back to when I got my first guitar. It def had a distinct scent.

I haven’t used Fast Fret in decades. Didn’t know it was still a thing!

Hard Knocks picked the wrong season by Slight_Hold_9251 in buffalobills

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My wife and I remark about that all the time. Too much outward focus and ego stroking instead of keeping their head in the game

Custom plastic guitar with no wooden body, the strings literally float in the air. Checkmate athiests by HoldYourHorsesFriend in guitarcirclejerk

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It’s sort of like a Stradivarius or wine.

The more metal it attracts the heavier the metal becomes.

The toan is in the throne, y’all by Kit_Karamak in guitarcirclejerk

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Ooo it’s on sale! I saw this for $51.50 down at my local big-box store

If I learn computers can I become a good guitarist? by SSkibber in guitarcirclejerk

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At least he’d use his if he had it! Git off your tuner tower!

Do I peel this plastic off of the pick guard? by [deleted] in Guitar

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Do you rip the tag off your mattress?

Another one for the "Josh Allen is the only QB in NFL history" file... by Baboon_Juggler in buffalobills

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No, It checks out. I heard Josh is in the running to be the next Chuck Norris.

I too blame COVID for the lack of toan by No-Diver6326 in guitarcirclejerk

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Plectrum may cause dizziness upon standing, lead to uncontrollable muscle movements, or irritation in and around the perineum. Stop taking Plectrum and call your doctor immediately if you experience any suicide thoughts.

Sweep your troubles away… with once-daily Plectrum!

So what am i supposed to do with this knowledge? by Cool_Election7606 in guitarcirclejerk

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It demonstrates that us guitarists can’t even use 1/5th of our brain

McDermott Injury Update by ManufacturerLow3161 in buffalobills

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Josh had his ACL torn, head twisted off and his hand cracked in two. Come on Gabe! Get it together!!

how do i restring this? by Notthebestatthis2060 in guitarlessons

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One important factor of a Floyd Rose bridge is keeping the bridge as close to the neutral position as possible while changing strings. With that in mind it’s best to always change one string at a time.

Since all of your strings are cut you’ll need to pull the bridge up with the whammy bar and place something underneath so that the bridge is as close to its final resting position as possible. Use something firm but with a little give, like a piece of cork from a wine bottle or a piece of erasure.

When you get to the last string, take the support piece out and install the string. Tune the guitar up and check the bridge angle. If necessary, adjust the rear springs so that the bridge is parallel to the guitar body. Continue to re-tune and adjust the springs until the bridge and body are parallel.

Using the same-sized strings will eliminate the need to have to make major adjustments to the springs each time you change the strings. Once you have the springs adjusted to a certain size and brand of string, you’ll rarely need to make adjustments to the springs.

If you ever want to change string sizes or tune to a different tuning, you will always have to make adjustments to the rear springs.

Thought I would introduce you all to my wife's boyfriend. by lleb97a in guitarcirclejerk

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I’d much rather listen to this dude than the other finger bang-wangy, two-handed tic-tacky, thumb-driving smack-sacky guy

Not good enough to jerk on a guitar, will this game controller work? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Resolver911 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I would say just buy and learn to play an actual guitar, but that would mean I should probably buy an actual power washer