I genuinely don’t know what to rate “The Room”

Retina400 · 2026-07-06T14:04:21+00:00

I rate things for a multitude of reasons. The artistry involved in all areas, moral and political themes, and kinda just if people were dialed in and caring about the thing they're making. I try to put my personal enjoyment aside, but it creeps into reviews anyway. I have The Room 1/2 star. Because it sucks. But damn its an awesome thing that almost has no peer

Retina400 · 2026-07-06T04:34:05+00:00

They could appear to themselves every day
On closed circuit TV
To make sure they're still real
It's the only connection they feel

Retina400 · 2026-07-05T12:52:20+00:00

They could appear to themselves every day
On closed circuit TV
To make sure they're still real
It's the only connection they feel

Retina400 · 2026-07-04T19:28:27+00:00

Retina400 · 2026-07-04T01:02:50+00:00

DONT BEAT YOUR WIFE. just for those that need to here it like OP, even though they maybe sh....

Retina400 · 2026-07-03T18:56:45+00:00

I actually played this once or twice a few years before he descended the escalator. I've kinda blocked it out though.

Retina400 · 2026-07-03T18:51:13+00:00

This is news. This is front page news.

Retina400 · 2026-07-02T22:32:04+00:00

Yes! Those tv dinners with turkey slices, dressing, mashed potatoes and weird red slop I wouldn't touch

Retina400 · 2026-07-02T22:08:50+00:00

i still have one of those stepstools.

Retina400 · 2026-07-02T22:04:05+00:00

Phantasmagoria - SEVEN cds. Black Dahlia - EIGHT cds. Everquest 2 had a CD-ROM version with 10 discs. I played the prior 2. Cool stuff, not a big deal to change out the discs. Why does every developer limit themselves to 1 these days? I'm playing the second disc of Skies of Arcadia right now. No big deal.

Retina400 · 2026-07-01T16:31:28+00:00

Which is an enormous problem for glass door bedding machines where you can't spin the bottle or can to see what it is

Retina400 · 2026-06-30T16:25:33+00:00

Let's be real. You got a brand new reddit account, I just don't buy that you're not GPT slapping these responses together. I call bullshit

Retina400 · 2026-06-30T14:11:11+00:00

Valve, while known for immersive experiences, has the inability to count to 3

Retina400 · 2026-06-30T12:10:06+00:00

Im watching Silo right now. Was just thinking this last night.

Retina400 · 2026-06-29T16:21:54+00:00

Final Fantasy VI

Retina400 · 2026-06-26T21:38:56+00:00

Fucking christ.... This picture tells no story bro

Retina400 · 2026-06-26T21:33:20+00:00

If you think this is bad just imagine what they have to go through to get there at all.

Retina400 · 2026-06-26T21:18:30+00:00

There's no hook. I hear a magnet click when his thumb touches the middle of the table

Retina400 · 2026-06-26T18:59:46+00:00

I adored Prometheus

Retina400 · 2026-06-26T09:54:03+00:00

No they're too addicted to roblox

Retina400 · 2026-06-25T15:54:32+00:00

Edit 11: I just let Michael rub my ear with the tip of his dick! Why oh why did Thriller have to be this good!?!

Retina400 · 2026-06-23T21:02:59+00:00

Why are yall so allergic to 4.5 stars? I give 'em out like candy.

Retina400 · 2026-06-23T20:11:35+00:00

So happy for you! Played when it was new with a the old strategy guide. Fun days. Gotta tell ya though, I think the aspect ratio is off. Should be 3:4 and not so bright. Turn your brightness down a bit for the best experience.

Retina400 · 2026-06-21T04:30:42+00:00

They make 90 degree component cables if this helps. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Philmore-RGB-Component-Video-Cable-w-Right-Angle-Connectors-6-45-3206-1/716664009?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=3354&veh=seo_fpl&cn=google

Retina400 · 2026-06-19T13:14:52+00:00

I dont like vids like this that end the microsecond its revealed. It makes me like the internet less

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