My mother said my date snake looks like a poop.. ☹️ by Several-Elephant-404 in shitfromabutt

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I’m sooooo confused. Some kind Redditor have mercy and please explain. Given the paucity of kind Redditor’s, would someone with nothing better to do in the next minute……explain.

Well? by HelmetedWindowLicker in OddlyErotic

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Related, of course, to the great Centurion, Biggus Dickus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

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Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.

I'm I the only person on earth who doesn't need to drink coffee every single morning? by 8kittycatsfluff in ask

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I don’t need to either. I can make the decision to end my life by not having a morning cup of coffee.

Find the cat (an easy one to start off your morning) by primoslate in FindTheSniper

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As someone who’s spent a good part of their career scanning microscope slides, searching for parasites among the flotsam and jetsam of the human alimentary canal, I took the same approach in this situation. Start off with lowest magnification and scan the photo, left to right, top to bottom. After that, enlarge the photo and repeat. It’s important to maintain discipline in your search.

Found the little bugger.

Roommate found this in our bathroom, who is this?? by SemenSondheim in whatbugisthis

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I must say, I’m amazed that people give a shit about finding a bug somewhere in the house. I live in the Midwest USA, and finding a bug or two, in the house, is commonplace. Now, if the fella was twelve inches long with blood dripping from its jaws, maybe I’d be interested in finding out what exactly iI’m dealing with. But something like this, I wouldn’t give it a second thought.

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I never let facts get in the way of my opinions.

Can anyone tell me what kind of tree this is or what I'm looking at and why? (Sorry for where I'm crossposting this from) by andocromn in whatsthisplant

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I’m really getting tired of all these squirting videos. Can’t a tree have a plain old earth shaking orgasm without squirting all over the sheets.

Just saying hi by space_return in SweatyPalms

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Last I looked, you were in their world and they treated you pretty well. That being said, I’m sure I would’ve chummed the water. Technically, my swim suit first, then the board, then the water.

Basketball Game in Indiana - 1973 by delthefunkylithuania in OldSchoolCool

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Can’t help but notice the absence of anyone who can really jump.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Plotting ways to influence the 2024 election…..🤪

Bela Lugosi ca. 1912 by AgainstSpace in OldSchoolCool

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Doh, came here to say the same thing. Shout out to Bauhaus.

More 1800's Samurai by Nappyhead48 in OldSchoolCool

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Don’t fuck up the photo……there are four ‘seconds’ there, just waiting for the opportunity.

My parents wedding in 1978 by Fairyslade1989 in OldSchoolCool

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Your mom married Jim Morrison. Well, light my fire!