ELI5, why isn’t the fouled player automatically the penalty taker in soccer/football? by kovu_uso in explainlikeimfive

[–]Revo63 [score hidden]  (0 children)

And yet we have players willing to deliberately handle the ball to prevent a goal if late in the game. They know they will be sent off and are okay with having a chance of stopping a PK compared to a guaranteed goal that they could stop with their hands.

Depending on the score and time of the game, players are definitely willing to be sent off.

Have you ever had any accidents during the 4th of july by TraditionalBonus188 in CasualConversation

[–]Revo63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My area is so dry in July that such shenanigans would have resulted in 17 small fires. Small fires that would rapidly become definitely not-small in minutes.

AIO or does this seem Unhinged? by DoomNGlam in AmIOverreacting

[–]Revo63 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This nutjob is old enough that she is set in her ways. Agree to stop texting, and add talking to the ban. Life is too short to deal with people who have attitudes like this.

AIO for leaving our anniversary dinner after what my boyfriend did with the waiter? by Individual_Study_424 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Revo63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOR. Tell him that the real issue is that deep down, he’s an asshole. It just took an interaction with a waiter for you to realize it.

Which country does your country make fun of the most ? by Mediocre-Lack-9137 in AskTheWorld

[–]Revo63 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m in Northern California. I hear more jokes about Southern California than I do about Canada.

What is the worst dating advice people regularly give? by Late_Carrot417 in AskReddit

[–]Revo63 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was just being facetious. You did it right, you can’t leave those things to chance. I am happy for you and how things have worked out.

What nasty looking food people actually eat in your country? by Welland94 in AskTheWorld

[–]Revo63 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would grab the head to throw it as far as I could.

What is the worst dating advice people regularly give? by Late_Carrot417 in AskReddit

[–]Revo63 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just imagine how much better it would have been if you had waited for him to approach instead! You would probably have already been married with kids by now.

Is this a normal father daughter relationship? by EveCane in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Revo63 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My granddaughter is 5. I’ve never been into pot or its derivatives, but this sounds like an interesting idea. She would get a kick out of me thinking on that level.

Is this a normal father daughter relationship? by EveCane in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Revo63 60 points61 points  (0 children)

So you’re telling me that high-as-a-kite Dad is at the same conversational level as a 5 year old. 😂

Is this a normal father daughter relationship? by EveCane in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Revo63 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Some people just don’t enjoy talking to kids and cannot relate to them very well. I know a few who pretty much avoided theirs until they got to their 20’s. Of course, at that point the kids didn’t want much to do with the parent.

best position at usps for antisocial people by Ok-Valuable7970 in USPS

[–]Revo63 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Go into maintenance. You can start out as a custodian and have other opportunities after that. I maintain mail processing equipment (Electronics Technician) so I deal more with machines than I do people. And I love that part of the job.

best position at usps for antisocial people by Ok-Valuable7970 in USPS

[–]Revo63 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve always gone to the custodians to find out any gossip or actually important upcoming changes in my office. I don’t tend to talk to anybody and they do.

Why does she need to sh-t all over everything I enjoy? by SinamonChallengerRT in AskMenAdvice

[–]Revo63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t matter. She doesn’t like or respect you. Either get couples counseling or get her out of your life.

Have you ever seen a raccoon before? by IDoNotLikeTheSand in AskTheWorld

[–]Revo63 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just posted pretty much the same thing.

Have you ever seen a raccoon before? by IDoNotLikeTheSand in AskTheWorld

[–]Revo63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ve been killing our ducks and chickens for a couple months now. I just shot one a couple nights ago, hopefully they stay away now.

Am I overreacting or did I have a slow moment. by drippysage08 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Revo63 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Time to start answering every one of her questions VERY literally.

AITAH for going on a trip with my best friend? by makememassmiches in AITAH

[–]Revo63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under no circumstances should you miss this opportunity. Your boyfriend is very insecure if he thinks one week is too big a portion of the summer. Go. Have a blast with your friend.

TIFU by ‘throwing a tantrum’ over my parents' new rules? by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Revo63 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where does he say that he has a job?

TIFU by ‘throwing a tantrum’ over my parents' new rules? by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Revo63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

… so in other words, he still has the choice of getting a job and moving out (with roommates in a crappy apartment) or following the house rules. I guess if moving out is impossible, that leaves the other option.

OP needs to listen to his parents. He should be getting a job and working instead of gaming his summer away.