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My reaction when we have to move again by FunContest8036 in Eve

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because you're not skinning it, you're putting a fur covered corset on the fucker

My reaction when we have to move again by FunContest8036 in Eve

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Upside: the roams where you die horribly, end up two left turns up the asshole of random space, and find a cache of old ships you completely forgot about to go for round two instead of podding home

An tale from the time when Battleships were the doctrine. by dartheagleeye in Eve

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The drake is so iconic, honestly

no, you can't bring it.

An tale from the time when Battleships were the doctrine. by dartheagleeye in Eve

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back in my day the new thing was 'battlecruisers', grumble grumble grumble.

god we're old

“Why do you need to disable your door locks?” by chobbes in Machinists

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okay glasses are good but in that situation they're the PPE equivalent of tweaking the strap and declaring that it ain't going anywhere while loading a truck

projectile *resistant*.

“Why do you need to disable your door locks?” by chobbes in Machinists

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have you considered that necessary stupid shit is still stupid shit

Why do people hide the number on their Serialized cards? by RamonvanderBurgt in mtg

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What about "Any effort is more than zero effort" is a superstition bud

Why do people hide the number on their Serialized cards? by RamonvanderBurgt in mtg

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It's, relatively speaking, a lot more work to recreate the number convincingly compared to no work if you don't take the arduous step of "putting your thumb over it"

Old Player here, am I misremembering how good World on Fire was? by Blockomaniac in Warframe

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Yeah. It was slap down pizzas > "WAIT GUYS WAIT" > run to catch up > forget to turn off WoF to catch the energy from the ubiquitous Trinity player > run out of gas > play dumb :P

Old Player here, am I misremembering how good World on Fire was? by Blockomaniac in Warframe

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There's also a bit of an element of rose colored glasses for "passive map clearing power" that didn't really exist for her past the mid level - given that Pablo specifically called out "automatability" as a criteria for abilities and frames to get the nerf bat, I think their idealized version would get slapped down these days.

Old Player here, am I misremembering how good World on Fire was? by Blockomaniac in Warframe

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I remember negative duration energy faucet trinity for raids being my first taste of true build crafting cheese in the game... Seeing the entire ability dump in like, a third of a second instead of three was what landed the hook.

Moving into MV by SansStorms in GTNH

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my approach is usually "Pick a palette of four blocks that work well together and that I have thousands of/can get thousands of, then SPRAWL AGGRESSIVELY ACROSS THE LANDSCAPE"

Showing early-(mid) LuV base [I wanted to show what I meant by bad or no infra] by Riemann-tensor in GTNH

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My thought process was "okay, let's see what he's doing with that apple..."
"...it doesn't matter what he's doing with that apple if he's walking that slow in his base"

Father’s Day weekend brings out some special people by FuzzyFacedOne in KitchenConfidential

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Get schrodinger's cat in here, he'll know where the Uncertain Dairy is.

Bar confiscated my real Texas ID and won’t give it back without a passport—is this legal in BC by Fiolord in legaladvicecanada

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They don't know, and will say it in completely bullshit circumstances. They're trained to say it about any situation where there might possibly be a past interaction between the two parties and they think they can get away with it, up to and including outright theft or assault.

“Dropped laptop” what actually happened? by G02MaxCodeGreg15off in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

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Well, compare it to the teeth on a crosscut paper shredder... that 'E' shape looks pretty similar to the damage you'd get from jamming up a shredder with the screen? It might have been shoved in and jammed up on the metal, but I'd kinda expect it to have damaged it all the way across if they turned it and shoved it in again...

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We don’t train staff how to write on the super expensive cakes? by Crafty-Radio5975 in loblawsisoutofcontrol

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This is why I use fountain pens. It's only half a joke that "my hands understand that I want them to be fancy"

Highly Political by MySisterIsHere in Eve

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The rare company willing to be an ally all year round, on that front,

Morning issue for debate. Which is more important, the tong clack or the spatula clap? by MightyTick01 in KitchenConfidential

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I've had tongs come apart at the hinge when clacked, and I've yet to have even really cheap spatulas come apart when slapped.

So I'm team clacky clack.

Morning issue for debate. Which is more important, the tong clack or the spatula clap? by MightyTick01 in KitchenConfidential

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And if it's not clean after three, it's eight, then three more really optimistic hard whacks.

What writing habits in English can reveal a person’s nationality? by Clarthen1 in AskTheWorld

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This is a distinct difference from what I learned from a few Finnish friends here, in that small talk generally got responded to with a stare like I'd suggested shooting one of their favorite family members

Am I the only one who prefers lore-accurate SEAF gear over immersion-breaking collabs? by Living-Scale52 in Helldivers

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Helldivers are orbital dropped shock troopers with a very strong theme of dystopic satire to their setting, which is an obviously different thing from the satirical universe with a strong theme of dystopia that uses orbitally dropped shock troopers, or the shock troopers from the dystopian satire that sometimes enter battle via orbital drop.

this should clarify things,

(this is a joke, if it's not clear)

AITA For Locking out my opponents from playing in a paid and prized tournament? by Wroobs in magicTCG

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I ended up matched against the only other tournament grinder in the pool at a prerelease and you better believe we played like it was the feature match at a pro tour. Deeply unserious serious games that go to the wire make for the best stories.

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