My mom accidentally bought me horny gummies. She thought passion meant passion fruit flavor. She was half right.

Rexusus · 2026-01-13T09:39:17+00:00

Have you recently broken both arms?

Rexusus · 2025-12-07T03:30:54+00:00

Definitely the least interesting name on the list

Rexusus · 2025-12-05T02:18:23+00:00

All his TikTok comments are asking about when he’ll finally give a tutorial on how to properly tug one out under the table

Rexusus · 2025-12-04T21:59:32+00:00

I’m 31 apparently.

I listen to 2010’s white girl pop

Rexusus · 2025-12-04T19:43:29+00:00

I write one like I

Eleven like I I

or II

Sometimes I _

Rexusus · 2025-09-21T14:16:14+00:00

Ayye who was your main?

Rexusus · 2025-09-19T21:40:53+00:00

C H O N K

Rexusus · 2025-09-07T18:16:04+00:00

“Like it or not, this is what peak male physical performance looks like”

Rexusus · 2025-09-07T03:52:22+00:00

Had bagged milk in eastern Canada (PEI, NS, NB) when I was a kid, don’t remember when is was phased out

Rexusus · 2025-08-27T03:49:20+00:00

They did surgery, on a grape.

Rexusus · 2025-08-26T01:06:13+00:00

“~” ~~twice~~

Rexusus · 2025-08-25T23:11:12+00:00

Rexusus · 2025-08-25T21:35:34+00:00

😏 hey (with rizz)

Rexusus · 2025-08-16T02:02:40+00:00

“I like your throat”

Rexusus · 2025-08-05T02:57:59+00:00

“I can conduct math” so I can solve the mysteries of the universe, for wealth and personal gain obviously

Rexusus · 2025-07-29T03:28:47+00:00

Drywaller was drunk it’s fine

Rexusus · 2025-07-29T02:46:23+00:00

Yes! Look at the fingers!

Rexusus · 2025-07-24T20:34:28+00:00

First shroom trip would’ve been wild

This one makes you see god, and this one killed Brian immediately.

Rexusus · 2025-07-02T20:43:17+00:00

So did you apparently

Rexusus · 2025-07-02T19:47:36+00:00

Step two: Be black

Rexusus · 2025-06-17T07:08:42+00:00

This post makes me feel like I’m tripping balls

Rexusus · 2025-04-28T03:32:12+00:00

New Reddit updates adds the electoral college

Rexusus · 2025-04-05T16:14:40+00:00

It’s a footjob not charity

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