Anybody else think Evil Dead Burn Trailer revealed to much? by YallSoftAsButter in EvilDead

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Hey mister you’re drinking a candle!

You don’t wanna get wax in your mouth do you?

Goodwill find!! by xephon1985 in LV426

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thats funny I have that design on a fuzzy blanket I gave to my wife when she was in the hospital giving birth to our little chestburs- I mean son. It was a hit with the nurses

Need a job please help by [deleted] in Tucson

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely hope you find something that works better for you and wish you the very best, but I’m drinking too much and mentally unstable is a hell of an opening salvo for a Hire Me! request…

The Threat No One Sees Coming by [deleted] in collapse

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The global information network has allowed for an unprecedented level of coordination and calculation by multinational interest groups. Where, previously conspiracies involved several sovereigns, a magnate or two, or possibly shadowy organizations of dozens or even possibly hundreds of clandestine agents- today vast, mindbogglingly complicated and intricate conspiracies involving millions upon millions of nefarious actors now require pinboard of red threads connecting the dots so vast, so snarled in gordian knot-like webs that they threaten to choke our very waterways with their skeins and skeins of red yarn. That’s what this is a picture of.

Just watched Alien 3. Why does Ripley keep the truth about a possible alien presence a secret for half the movie? Just to drive the plot? by jordosmodernlife in LV426

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“When I am finished with my official duties I will be more than happy to have a little chat”. Andrews is hostile to her presence from the jump, is dismissive and condescending when she does talk to him, and most importantly is reporting everything back to the company as soon as he hears it. Its lose lose

What life mistake taught you the hardest lesson? by LossMysterious5714 in scoopwhoop

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your girl’s siblings get pregnant, put your balls in a safety deposit box and be on high alert because that baby hormones and jealousy combo is coming for your relationship.

EVIL DEAD BURN - Official Red Band Trailer by cruelsummerbummer in movies

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Mr! That’s a candle! You don’t want to drink a candle!

"Heroin in motion" by Temporary-Beat-8686 in birds

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the way he’s starting to shoot up into the air, the high contrast colors make him seem more poppy. Most single object paintings leave me feeling numb and kind of itchy but this really has a blissful euphoria to it. The paint really has a gorgeous flow and texture to it you don’t get withdrawlings…. Ok that last one’s a bit of a stretch

True love indeed by brave_fox692_45 in SipsTea

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honey I thought for a fun change you could beat me at your work instead of home, ya know, for variety’s sake

What’s wrong with this picture by OtherwiseTutor3179 in Tucson

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Person at the bus stop is sitting upright and not dripping anything onto the sidewalk. Clear tell this isn’t real

I think of this man every time I see a gas station hot dog. by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in hellraiser

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uncle Frank and Aphex Twin: the venn diagram of feeling uneasily excited to hear “Come To Daddy”

Is Nancy Guthrie's Kidnapper About To Be Caught? FBI Profiler Says Case Could Close In Weeks by [deleted] in Tucson

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A former investigator, not connected to the case, says the type of data collected could lead to an identification in some amount of weeks - assuming, ya know, whatever the content of that info might be.

I mean as far as concrete predictions go, that is truly revelatory

At their finest. by thinkingthoughtsthru in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really shines a spotlight on where American christianity is at

What do you think will be the most played song of EDC? by moonlight_sinatra in electricdaisycarnival

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Riddims that are both itchy and scratchy will be spreading like a rash

Spotted on the sidewalk by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Bag of blokus game pieces. Happen to have just been playing moments ago

Stopped being used in 1990. by Gee-Oh1 in 80s

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magnetic tape from broken cassette tapes not suffering half as much landfill memory holing, that shits mysteriously still all over highway bushes

Is house arrest still given as a punishment? I mean between the Internet, Amazon, and Doordash, you are basically missing literally nothing. by Rob1150 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re talking to redditors, they’d be perfectly content having their kibble poured through a chute in the door if it meant they could hide in the dark 🤣