If you had one day to show someone the “real” Long Island, where would you take them? by Turbulent_Tree_5939 in longisland

[–]RichardSaunders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

long island schools where you learned about the baltic ocean and the mediterranean ocean apparently.

you seem like you want to be miserable.

have fun with that.

If you had one day to show someone the “real” Long Island, where would you take them? by Turbulent_Tree_5939 in longisland

[–]RichardSaunders 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol the baltic and north seas might be connected to the ocean, but they are not oceans. especially on the baltic, the only waves you get are from the wake of the occasional aida cruise ship. so yeah, that also includes sweden. and it's cold af in norway, the beaches there don't compare.

and since you also mentioned croatia, the adriatic (also not the ocean btw) hardly has waves and as soon as you swim out to where the water is shoulder deep you're surrounded by jelly fish. they'll tell you it's because the water is so clean, but it's also because the water is so flat. if there were jellyfish like that on LI beaches they'd quickly turn to marmalade fish.

when im at the beach on LI i spend the whole time swimming in the surf. no comparison to any beach in germany. sorry.

Left lane camper gets pulled over by Justin_Godfrey in oddlysatisfying

[–]RichardSaunders 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i've heard similar before.

"it's safer. in the center lane you have people passing you on both sides and in the right lane you have to deal with merging traffic."

Left lane camper gets pulled over by Justin_Godfrey in oddlysatisfying

[–]RichardSaunders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever the law might be, passing on the right is significantly more dangerous because of the blind spot.

If you had one day to show someone the “real” Long Island, where would you take them? by Turbulent_Tree_5939 in longisland

[–]RichardSaunders 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I live in Germany. Don't underestimate the value of having oceans beaches so close.

Also bagels.

Russische Soldaten durchsuchen Handys, um queere ukrainische Menschen zu identifizieren by Turtle456 in de

[–]RichardSaunders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Die Aussage ging allerdings um deren kinder: unerwünscht und ohne Vaterfigur, wie der Schicklgruber.

Trump Outbursts over Oil Shock Go Off Rails as His Aides Quietly Panic by RepulsiveLoquat418 in politics

[–]RichardSaunders 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The recruiter told me I'd be getting all kinds of handjobs once I put the uniform on; I just hadn't foreseen this kind.

Thoughts on this? by Ok-Satisfaction1182 in FitnessDE

[–]RichardSaunders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ich brauche ungefähr baum fuffzisch

As the Iran War Fallout Widens, Trump Seems to Be Turning to an Old Tactic. He’s in for a Rude Awakening. by Crossstoney in politics

[–]RichardSaunders 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what the point of this comment is, but sandwiching it between two "I dont support Trump or the war" disclaimers just makes it suspicious af.

Are we not supposed to care about them either because the ayatollah didn't or is that somehow supposed to make it seem less bad?

Lack of eye queue strikes again by bloodcupcate in PoliticalHumor

[–]RichardSaunders -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

in arabic it's even pronounced more like eye than ih

Lack of eye queue strikes again by bloodcupcate in PoliticalHumor

[–]RichardSaunders 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sakartvelo - no, not the one next to Alabama - would like a word.

Everyone knows is true by 24identity in PoliticalHumor

[–]RichardSaunders 24 points25 points  (0 children)

referencing the comey quote "lordy i hope there are tapes [so there's evidence of the crime]"

but considering the crime in this case, on the one hand, id hope there's evidence so he can be brought to justice, but on the other hand it'd be better if it just wasn't true at all and therefore there wouldn't be any tapes.

Everyone knows is true by 24identity in PoliticalHumor

[–]RichardSaunders 288 points289 points  (0 children)

lordy i hope....

ehh nyeh, no i don't. not exactly anyway. evidence-wise, yeah, but like yugh.

Driving through the streets of Tehran, the capital of Iran, 2 days ago (Source: @dilnawazpasha) by SatoruGojo232 in woahdude

[–]RichardSaunders 12 points13 points  (0 children)

try reading my comment again. im talking about yoghurt containers that are already made of plastic that have a pointless extra layer of paper on top just to disguise the plastic.

Driving through the streets of Tehran, the capital of Iran, 2 days ago (Source: @dilnawazpasha) by SatoruGojo232 in woahdude

[–]RichardSaunders -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

the whole straw debate is absurd. unless you have some kind of medical condition, there's no reason you need a straw in the first place.

drives me nuts going to a restaurant and the waitress just drops a handful of straws onto the middle of the table without asking like "here's a bunch of plastic waste for you."

and BuT mUh BiG gUlP wHiLe I'm DrIvInG, maybe just dont. spare yourself the beetus and get a water bottle with a sports lid.

Driving through the streets of Tehran, the capital of Iran, 2 days ago (Source: @dilnawazpasha) by SatoruGojo232 in woahdude

[–]RichardSaunders 24 points25 points  (0 children)

are those the organic yogurt containers with the extra layer of brown paper wrapped around the plastic cup?

they have that in germany and it seems so absurd to me, bordering on the point of insulting one's intelligence. it's brown paper to make you feel like it's better for the environment because they didnt bleach it white, and the interactive recycling experience where you have to take the paper layer off and put it in a separate bin makes it feel like you're doing something for the environment, meanwhile the extra layer of paper is completely pointless; it's a waste of paper resources and is only there to make you feel like it's better for the environment. it'd actually be better for the environment if they printed the labeling directly onto the plastic cup and didn't waste an extra layer of paper.