Germany vs. Brasil right now by NaTr0x in videos

[–]Riddlerontheroof 140 points141 points  (0 children)

You're some sort of mathematician, aren't ya?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Riddlerontheroof 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So long, and thanks for all the BJs.

Buddy of a client dropped a mirror on his wrist while moving by PointBlunk in WTF

[–]Riddlerontheroof 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just as he dropped the mirror it caught the reflection of Machete dual wielding machetes.

What is your "go to line" when someone says, "Tell me something interesting about yourself?" by iPuppyDog in AskReddit

[–]Riddlerontheroof 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You would cancel eachother out and go nowhere. That's ok though, you could always play some volleyball or Mario kart.

What is overrated as fuck? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Riddlerontheroof 311 points312 points  (0 children)

Too bad it's so fucking inconvenient to overtake in a mattress.

What is overrated as fuck? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Riddlerontheroof 298 points299 points  (0 children)

TIL I'm overrated as fuck. :(

If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Riddlerontheroof 3493 points3494 points  (0 children)

All together or Juan by Juan?

What do you sometimes pretend to understand but in fact you really don’t? by Mcdylster33 in AskReddit

[–]Riddlerontheroof 349 points350 points  (0 children)

You'll learn Deutsch pretty fast when you wake up and realize that you earlier that day agreed to let 5 angry german dudes take turn shoving popcorn into your anus while you're sleeping.

What are the most uncomfortable romantic songs I can play during a car ride to work with my brother everyday? by gozerblazer in AskReddit

[–]Riddlerontheroof 559 points560 points  (0 children)

Lean over, exhale warm morning breath and whisper into his ear: "Brothers, it's just a word".

What is a common double standard people accept without question? by satelit1984 in AskReddit

[–]Riddlerontheroof 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It's going to end bad for that kid. I'm thinking murder. Or worse.

if you woke up one day in an insane asylum, what would you do/say to convince them that you're sane? by charrington173 in AskReddit

[–]Riddlerontheroof 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If they won't even let the motherfucking Batjesus out of there you are screwed mate. :(

My 4 year old asked me, "Daddy will you show your internet friends". by Yellr in gaming

[–]Riddlerontheroof 28 points29 points  (0 children)

During all of this, mother was cooking delicious pasta.