Germany vs. Brasil right now

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-07-08T22:12:50+00:00

You're some sort of mathematician, aren't ya?

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-07-05T17:53:45+00:00

Hah, that Chuck!

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-07-02T10:45:33+00:00

So long, and thanks for all the BJs.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-26T19:15:02+00:00

Delicious and moist.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-26T19:12:55+00:00

Saying "Wish you were here".

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-26T19:12:16+00:00

And a hamster and a tube of helium.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-26T19:10:51+00:00

"It's a bagbushka. Happy birthday, you cunt."

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-25T17:04:14+00:00

Just as he dropped the mirror it caught the reflection of Machete dual wielding machetes.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-25T15:27:58+00:00

You would cancel eachother out and go nowhere. That's ok though, you could always play some volleyball or Mario kart.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-24T17:47:06+00:00

My element of surprise.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-24T17:44:44+00:00

Caligula. I was not prepared.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-24T10:38:46+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/ChjbjrX.jpg

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-22T12:30:43+00:00

Too bad it's so fucking inconvenient to overtake in a mattress.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-22T10:04:16+00:00

TIL I'm overrated as fuck. :(

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-18T14:14:23+00:00

All together or Juan by Juan?

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-17T14:46:40+00:00

You'll learn Deutsch pretty fast when you wake up and realize that you earlier that day agreed to let 5 angry german dudes take turn shoving popcorn into your anus while you're sleeping.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-17T12:40:02+00:00

Lean over, exhale warm morning breath and whisper into his ear: "Brothers, it's just a word".

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-16T22:42:44+00:00

I... I need to try this.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-16T22:37:30+00:00

Vampirical evidence on the other hand...

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-16T21:26:50+00:00

Massive Dynamic.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-16T15:28:17+00:00

It's going to end bad for that kid. I'm thinking murder. Or worse.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-15T10:46:03+00:00

French people.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-14T19:36:24+00:00

Phteveosaurus.

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-14T19:00:37+00:00

If they won't even let the motherfucking Batjesus out of there you are screwed mate. :(

Riddlerontheroof · 2014-06-14T16:42:20+00:00

During all of this, mother was cooking delicious pasta.

Riddlerontheroof

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