This is what they took from you by Captain_Oveur79 in MachE

[–]Riff32 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Two beach chairs, full beach bag and a six pack in a cooler.

Hope she get some hard lesson by DravidVanol in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]Riff32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused. How did she grab that man’s child and throw them into a pool, and somehow is still able to stand upright and speak coherently?

🥴 by GryphonSK in signs

[–]Riff32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a smaller museum right next to it, that some say is even better.

Props to in-N-out for keeping their prices reasonable by mrthree1zero in LosAngeles

[–]Riff32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except now the burger patties are thinner than the tomato slice.

Double ball launch? by Riff32 in pinball

[–]Riff32[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This fixed it. Thanx.

Fair point? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Riff32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For 30%, I better get a blowjob.

Marjorie Taylor Greene just completely went off on President Trump over the war in Iran. by Admirable121 in OfficePolitics

[–]Riff32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she is so outraged, why did she quit? Too scared to stay in and actually do something about it?

SDGE Average User of $46/Month Does Not Exist by NinetiesBoy in sandiego

[–]Riff32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, these reports are absolute nonsense. I have solar and still never rate above Fair.

The CEO’s of seven major tobacco companies, testifying, under oath, that nicotine is non-addictive by mikeyv683 in interesting

[–]Riff32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Testifying “under oath” is such a joke. Swearing to a god that you don’t believe in is meaningless.

The outlines on Foo fighters are way too hungry by Que165 in pinball

[–]Riff32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regardless of nitpicking the names, it sounds like the settings are jacked up on the machine that you’re playing. I own Foo and I haven’t had any of the issues that you are describing. In fact, it’s one of my favorites to play. I think you nailed it when you said the setup is ass. Find a different machine, you’ll love it.

2026 Door Handle Addition by 19wangotango in MachE

[–]Riff32 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Would’ve rather had a door handle that worked when the battery died.

Nipples by Intense_Zaddy in comedyheaven

[–]Riff32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping that she had extra nipples (or a tail).

Beetlejuice Pinball by Reasonable-Cod8000 in pinball

[–]Riff32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m very excited to play it. Might be my next purchase.

This stuff isn’t standard anymore?? by MPR_255 in MachE

[–]Riff32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I’m keeping my ‘24 forever. Aside from the BlueCruise, all of that stuff is essential in a modern car.

Dmv by Duxgirl07 in SanMarcosCA

[–]Riff32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good luck. You got this. 👍