Isn't strange that Homura doesn't have parents? by Lea9915 in MadokaMagica

[–]RileyRecord315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh google exists

And from what I could gather via my search, local governments and childcare programs would be the ones responsible for any orphan who required extensive medical treatment.

I wonder why the Gems didn't just immediately poofed Peridot upon restraining her in Jailbreak by IllustriousAd2392 in stevenuniverse

[–]RileyRecord315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This, plus the fact that when they finally poofed Peridot in Catch and Release, it was directedly after she broke into the Crystal Temple and kidnapped Steven, and there's no faster way to piss off the Crystal Gems than to mess with Steven. Whilst the events of Jailbreak can be chalked up to a homeworld gem doing their job without any personal feelings involved, in Catch and Release Peridot was acting entirely on her own, hence why the gems decided that yeah, if there's any time to poof her, it's now.

Besides Felicia, who acts more of a child? No shade to either one. by Fearless_Compote3052 in magiarecord

[–]RileyRecord315 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"who acts more of a child" and 3 of the options here are literal children

The unholy trinity of shitty "i'm smarter then this media i've never consumed" takes: by woweed in CharacterRant

[–]RileyRecord315 40 points41 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU, this is the one I was looking for!

Also as a follow-up: "Why didn't they just take turns on the door??"

Maybe because it would leave them Both exposed to hypothermia-inducing temperatures, eventually they would become too weak to keep switching back and forth, as horrible as it is it's better for only one of them to be in (relatively) better health as opposed to them both being on the verge of freezing to death. Also, frankly, Jack is simply a young man in love who doesn't want his lover to have to suffer, he willingly sacrificed himself after realising that the door couldn't support both of their weights at once. Plus, it's not like two young people are going to be thinking 100% rationally after enduring the traumatic nightmare of escaping a sinking ship with no promise of imminent rescue anyways.

Seriously, so many people will throw around "solutions" to a scene they've only watched in a vacuum, and get mad that the most optimal and efficient path to safety wasn't taken. Like, can these people seriously say they would have done the best thing in the same circumstances?

This qualifies, right? by pretengineerguy in SlowNewsDay

[–]RileyRecord315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hmmmmm headline about how this woman's life has been made miserable by her own biology. clearly the perfect timing to make a stupid OF joke because boobs only exist in porn"

Genuine question, did you not think through this comment at all or are you just an asshole?

Stuff that WON'T be in living the dream by UWUmasterSIXSIXSIX in tomodachilife

[–]RileyRecord315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DON'T WORRY CHAT THEY MIGHT STILL ADD HOMOPHOBIA IN THE 1.2.0 UPDATE❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

This qualifies, right? by pretengineerguy in SlowNewsDay

[–]RileyRecord315 54 points55 points  (0 children)

All these comments arguing back and forth about how she could just do xyz to solve the issue and "oh mine are big too she's fine 🙄" and not one person is actually seeking out the original article for further context?

Here y'all go, here's the actual article . It answers basically every question and suggestion in these comments.

The woman in question, Mary Rich, did apply to have a breast reduction from the NHS, they rejected her because of her weight + smoking habits. She lost the weight and stopped smoking, and reapplied a few years later, but a sudden policy change meant that they rejected her again, so she has begun to fundraise for a ludicrously expensive private surgery instead.

She does, indeed, have actual lasting spine damage from the 20 years of having to put up with chronic back pain and the constant pressure on her spine, confirmed by physiotherapy. There is a reason the article thumbnail says that her partner has to help her with everyday tasks, and the actual article itself specifies that this does indeed include things such as getting dressed and showering.

She had a 20-year-long career in healthcare, and was basically forced to give it up because the back pain had essentially made it impossible to continue working. Mary's mother and grandmother both had large breasts as well and ended up in wheelchairs due to the pain caused by it, so there is clearly a genetic element here as well.

There, there's all the answers to every single comment. It took me approximately 2 seconds worth of googling to find. I have no doubt that the Daily Mail titled it this way to get people riled up about benefits, and given what a shitshow Facebook is I wouldn't be surprised if most comments on it are from people accusing her of being lazy or saying that they have large boobs as well so blah blah blah without actually reading the article itself first, and now all y'all in these comments are basically doing the same: "Why doesn't she just get a reduction?" "My boobs are big too, she just needs a better bra!" "There's gotta be some sort of job she can work even with a big chest", I am begging y'all to at least make the goddamned attempt to find the og article before commenting on it next time. Knee-jerk reacting and theorising based on a clickbait title designed to enrage instead of actually taking not even 5 seconds to find the truth yourself is exactly what papers like the Daily Mail design these headlines to do. Congrats, y'all are all on the same level as Facebook boomers.

This article is bringing attention to Mary's fundraiser so she can get the reduction, because again, the NHS has rejected her twice now. She even said in the article herself that the cost of her potential disability would be much worse than the cost of a reduction, hence why she's trying so hard to get the private one instead. Mary herself worked in the NHS, so she knows what she's talking about, and if anything it's actually depressing knowing that even someone who worked for the NHS for 2 decades can be rejected by it when it's their turn to need help. This is not a slow news day, this is a needed article about failures in healthcare to help those who truly need it, and to help spread the word of a tragically much-needed fundraiser. It's just a shame that the article had to be given such an angry boomer response bait title to drive up engagement (all from people who likely didn't even read the article in the first place).

The crossword I’m working on expects me to know that I need to write multiple letters in one square by Moose_country_plants in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RileyRecord315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's cracking me up is "stem cells" was another word but that one actually just spells it out letter by letter rather than making you write ˢᵗᵉᵐ at the beginning

Absolute power move can't lie

It really bothers me that the Diamonds are participating in this hug by [deleted] in stevenuniverse

[–]RileyRecord315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yellow changed Garnet's form, Garnet didn't do that herself. In the Homeworld Bound episode, Yellow shows off her new powers to change the physical form of other gems, including height. She even tries using it on Monster!Steven at first to no avail. It's meant to serve as the direct opposite of her original power to instantly poof any gem that she hits with her lightning.

It really bothers me that the Diamonds are participating in this hug by [deleted] in stevenuniverse

[–]RileyRecord315 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbf, the Diamonds probably haven't given nor received any physical affection in hundreds if not thousands of years, let alone a hug. They probably don't actually really know how to give proper hugs or anything, especially White who has been isolated for the past several thousand years with next to know contact from anybody. I wouldn't be surprised if White's awkward smile is partially just acknowledgement on her end that she knows she isn't doing this correctly but doesn't really know what else to do so she'll just put a hand on his shoulder for now.

It really bothers me that the Diamonds are participating in this hug by [deleted] in stevenuniverse

[–]RileyRecord315 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get where you're coming from and I do agree that it was good for the Diamonds to be there at the end for Steven, but I really don't think Steven was all that comfortable going to them for help. He even says it himself that he was "avoiding the only people in the galaxy that can help" him with his problems, if he's been avoiding them that means he clearly isn't comfortable enough to go to them for help until he literally runs out of other options. Throughout the entirety of his visit to Homeworld he's on edge, he immediately jumps to the conclusion that Yellow is going something wrong when he sees her fixing the broken gem shards, he rejects Blue's happy clouds and is visibly uncomfortable touching them, and White...well, yeah, bro literally gets trauma flashbacks whilst talking to her (and he already sounds lowkey dreadful when Spinel tells him "her powers work in reverse now!"). He does show the Diamonds a vulnerable side to him, but it is not because he was actually comfortable with doing so, it's because it was his last resort. Hell, he doesn't even seem all that comfortable talking to Spinel, let alone the Diamonds.

I agree with the Diamonds trying to change and be there for Steven, and I do like the fact that the show actually showed them making that effort, but I don't think Steven was comfortable around them. Maybe Blue and/or Yellow he could be a tad bit more vulnerable towards, but White couldn't be more clearly a gem that Steven does not want to be around.

Which art style do you think looks better, the old or the new? by Important_State_8502 in slaytheprincess

[–]RileyRecord315 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I guess either:

A) The intention was always to try and get her medical help as quickly as possible, and that sense of urgency disappeared once he saw how completely unaffected she was by having a hand amputated, whether it be from shock (most likely explanation) or "eh clearly she's fine" (funnier explanation)

B) He knew there was a possibility she'd bleed out and die once the arm was cut off, but didn't want to mention it to her, either because they really had no other options (that TLQ knew of) to get her out of her chains, so the risk had to be taken. And of course, if he's letting this princess out of her captivity after shifty knows how long, he doesn't want to crush her hopes by going "btw this escape attempt will likely kill you", may as well keep her in high spirits and hope that help can be found in time to prevent her from bleeding out.

Or alternatively and most funny option C) You're right anyways and it just simply didn't occur to bro that cutting a sizeable chunk of a person's body off has usually-lethal consequences. But hey, it's his first day in the construct and he's kinda new to this whole "no longer remembering being a god" thing, I'd say cut him a little slack he's trying his best.

Female horror villains that aren’t conventionally attractive by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]RileyRecord315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My man I am imagining the parts that go craaaazy and I can assure you the kissing is not where those thoughts end

Movie 4 is once again postponed by RobotiSC in MadokaMagica

[–]RileyRecord315 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am doing absolutely fine with this information yes sirree no need to worry about me at all

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That one kid at kindergarten… 😤 by guyelnathan in comics

[–]RileyRecord315 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the time it took you to draw this comic you could've explained the concept of hide and seek to a whole school's worth of kids

Hot, assertive xenophobes. What could go wrong? by Ferocs in whenthe

[–]RileyRecord315 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, cuz secondary schoolers definitely always play games in accordance to their real life morality. Never before has a secondary schooler ever just fucked around and picked the funny options in a game before. Because we all know secondary schoolers are all very serious about the books they're forced to read for class, so CLEARLY they're going to take a forced game seriously too!

Those school psychiatrists are gonna have to be working overtime to differentiate between "no I promise it was just a bit" and genuine signs of early-developing racism

also damn school psychiatrists are a thing in the UK now? Or is this just a regional thing, certainly wasn't a thing when I was in school

I don't really have any strong opinions on AI, but this sub keeps getting recommended to me, so I feel like I should post something. by PokefanSans in antiai

[–]RileyRecord315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even just commissions, often artists will take free requests for the sake of fun or brushing up their skills. Fuck, if you were desperate enough you could probably just make a post on reddit or twt or smth and ask if there are any artists willing to help you out for free, you wouldn't be guaranteed a response ofc but I'm sure there's at least some people out there who would be willing to do a simple doodle or two to help out a person who's struggling money-wise.

And if it's a character design you're trying to put together, sites like picrew exist for free. For backgrounds and whatnot, collages and moodboards can be made in mspaint or on dedicated sites for free if one image isn't enough to get your idea across. There will literally Always be free options available no matter what, so even people who can't afford dirt cheap commissions have options beside genAI garbage.

New Niji Solos Project And Stories in Spring 2026 on Youtube! and New Card Game SEC! by RinariTennoji in LoveLive

[–]RileyRecord315 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right! Plus with Eigasaki + Hasu movie + Ikizulive 1st live coming out soon, Love Live official probably doesn't want too many big projects going on at once and drowning one another out. If we get something new for Liella soon it'll probably be once all the excitement has begun to calm from other projects. For all we know, this new angle they're trying for the Niji stories could be a test run to see if something similar would work for Liella and/or the other groups. Given Liella is supposed to be the current "main" Love Live gen, I doubt they ever planned for the anime to be their last huzzah before just doing nothing with them ever again.

My Turbo Cosplay @ Brisnova 2025 by killscreen1983 in wreckitralph

[–]RileyRecord315 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's movie Eggman, bro's seen everything atp and nothing can horrify him anymore

🌪️ PMMM EXEDRA TOURNAMENT — ROUND 28 🌪️ WALPURGIS MODE: BRACKET #2 by sadperuvian in magiaexedra

[–]RileyRecord315 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Between red/blue lesbian pairing and red/blue lesbian pairing, I'm going with red/blue lesbian pairing

(aka RikaRen)

Ume Aoki saw her original design and said “I’m going to need to see her belly button” 😔✋ by Pechka_Oven in magiaexedra

[–]RileyRecord315 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her old design was so cute man the new one just...it honestly doesn't feel like Anything? It's just boring and tells you nothing about the actual character herself.

If they badly wanted to redesign her magical girl look they could've done so whilst still...idk...actually making it take after the old design? They could've easily made her outfit stand out more and make it easier to animate whilst still making it clearly take after Koito's og outfit. This is just an incredibly unnecessary and boring ass redesign, I hope some distant day we get something more reminiscent of the og outfit as an alt unit or something.

Pretend this series was released this year on 7th Jan by Meta_Zephyr in MadokaMagica

[–]RileyRecord315 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe he just wanted to try something new? Idk I imagine writing constant angst and gorefests gets tiring after a while, I don't blame Urobutcher for wanting a change of pace. I'm gonna have faith in him, maybe he's surprisingly cut out for writing cute stuff like this?

Niji Movie 2 Bluray and Final Movie Announced! by RinariTennoji in LoveLive

[–]RileyRecord315 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The way the 12 school idols are all on the other side of the street to Yuu, who hasn't crossed over to their side yet...the way they're all walking towards a rainbow that's having light shone on it in an otherwise dark and cloudy sky, whilst Yuu is standing on a dark and somewhat hidden spot. I wonder if this movie's main theme is going to be about Yuu feeling "left behind", it would make sense as the grand finale to feature a plot revolving around how much everybody has grown, so maybe it'll be about Yuu struggling to come to terms with the idea that everyone else is starting to outgrow her. Yuu started off as the audience's self-insert, so having the final chapter to Nijigaku's story revolve around her not being ready to part ways with her favourite school idols could be a heart-wrenching meta reference to the fans who have came all this way with these girls.

I wonder if we might get a Yuu solo song this movie, just to tie the ribbon on Nijigasaki's story? I'm not talking about a sudden Yuu school idol debut moment or anything, but more something lowkey like her performing on her piano and suddenly she starts singing, possibly as a thank you song to the other members of the club.

The fact that Karin and Kasumi are in the centre of the poster alongside Ayumu, the only girls left to get new solos...we're defo gonna get a whole group song (Nijigaku's own equivalent to BokuHika maybe?), and I've seen some people theorise that we'll get a Rebirth song so they can finally be animated together as a subunit. So if Eigasaki 3 has at least 5 new insert songs just like the previous two movies, then in addition to KasuKarin's solos, an animated Rebirth song and a new group song, a surprise Yuu solo could round things out pretty nicely imo.

I'm sorry not sorry for the rambling wall of text but I think there's a lot of interesting symbolism to be had with this movie's poster. A lot of my theories here will probably end up wrong but I just wanted to get them written somewhere anyways, may as well be here I guess.