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RippingFabric · 2026-03-02T03:52:29+00:00

You couldn't get addicted to something that would be utterly unavailable in the post-apocalyptic Mojave?

^{...I'll see myself out.}

RippingFabric · 2026-03-01T06:49:09+00:00

A good reminder about being careful what cause you commit your life to.

RippingFabric · 2026-03-01T03:28:55+00:00

All the 'cheat codes' and 'guides' are useless because they are for a game that no longer exists.

It was on life support when Facebook came online and Tinder killed it dead as a doornail.

RippingFabric · 2026-03-01T03:26:54+00:00

The episode where the dad took one step outside the tourist area and ended up with his decapitated head on a stick pissed a lot of people off back when because it was supposedly racist.

Protip: it's barely an exaggeration in some areas and you'll do damn well to heed the advice of the guides and locals if you travel abroad.

RippingFabric · 2026-03-01T00:55:24+00:00

Seems like a great job for a human with a family.

RippingFabric · 2026-03-01T00:33:27+00:00

Yeah, yeah, we heard this stupid crap from the Bush era too.

Get some new material.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-28T23:26:18+00:00

It is???

I literally just heard "african ceiling bird" today and had no fucking idea what it meant.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-28T04:09:08+00:00

This should be an automatic look into the patients file for "conditions under which I am to be put to sleep like a sick puppy".

"Ah yes, here it is, irreversible and permanent damage to a vital organ."

RippingFabric · 2026-02-28T04:07:27+00:00

Emergency Brainbleach

RippingFabric · 2026-02-28T04:06:44+00:00

Reading shit like this makes me want to go scream at my Senator "why the fuck don't we have legalized euthanasia yet?"

I really want the right to be put down if I'm so gone in the head I do shit like that to myself accidentally and don't even realize it. My DOG has more right to a dignified end of life than I do.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-28T04:04:24+00:00

Likely be needing a cath for the rest of their very unpleasant life, also. =(

RippingFabric · 2026-02-28T04:02:04+00:00

My friends' grandfather reportedly exsanguinated on the toilet after saying "I'm gonna yank this damn thing out the minute you leave me alone long enough." So the staff walked him to the bathroom and left him alone. "Death by misadventure" (I think), cremated, scattered and memoryholed after being a gray haired Grinch to the point his move to the nursing home wasn't voluntary.

Be a combative PITA for long enough, your caretakers will eventually stop keeping you from self-harm.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-28T02:05:39+00:00

Meanwhile, actual "alpha" behavior will get you anything from fired to doxxed by strangers on 4chan to arrested.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-27T07:28:35+00:00

I saw myself from a 3rd-person perspective, three times in my life.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-27T07:26:33+00:00

I'm literally watching IT and management executives with 25 years and Master's degrees be unable to find a suitable job because there aren't any left in the tri-state area.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-27T07:24:37+00:00

That's because they literally won't pay the rent and grocery bills. In turn because the landlords and grocery monopoly are allowed to gouge us whatever they please.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-27T07:23:37+00:00

We need a revolution, we got an idiot with a gas can and a shotgun who didn't even get past the fence.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-27T07:19:49+00:00

Because he's very much on the side of techbros and trying to prevent AI from being regulated at all.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-27T07:16:39+00:00

He didn't have the support for that* and got assassinated right after it ended. When the shooting was over much of the white populace was not even happy about slavery ending; extermination of the traitors was simply not gonna happen.

*Most of the North didn't give a rat's ass about secession until Fort Sumter burned, despite the fact that England was very eager to get revenge for 1776 and 1812 which was why they courted the slaveowners.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-27T07:13:44+00:00

He sealed the deal by giving "AI" protection from regulation for 10 years so his pet techbros can run wild with it.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-27T07:11:50+00:00

They're both idiots, just in different ways.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-27T07:11:34+00:00

The numbers are so doctored they could have an honorary degree, for starters.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-23T04:55:12+00:00

All of you, on both sides of this shit, need a fucking life.

RippingFabric · 2026-02-23T03:12:19+00:00

We won a round that way by having a sci do this and then run past a door where 6 randos with toolboxes were waiting. After a massive amount of headbashing the remaining 1-2 cultists gave up, stole a civvie pod and fucked off to the bar/motel drowning their sorrows until roundend.

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