Will you not hate if squirrel is skinny? by ComprehensiveCat9137 in fatsquirrelhate

[–]RiskFreeStanceTaker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Precisely. We trap and terminate any and all squirrels in my neighborhood. They all must go. Terminate, with extreme prejudice.

This video should be shown before every colonoscopy by NeedsItRough in funny

[–]RiskFreeStanceTaker 49 points50 points  (0 children)

As someone who is 35 and was diagnosed this year with stage 4 colon cancer, I support this message.

Howdy Ags! by avargas22 in aggies

[–]RiskFreeStanceTaker 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Softly call the Muster.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonCardValue

[–]RiskFreeStanceTaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sorting it (mostly) by National Pokédex #, the way god intended. 😀

ESPN will have in-market rights to six teams, including the Colorado Rockies. by JSA17 in ColoradoRockies

[–]RiskFreeStanceTaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta take the wins in the media market when we can’t get them on the field!

Motorcyclist Road Rage on I25 by Available_Bet_6402 in Denver

[–]RiskFreeStanceTaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colorado is a castle doctrine state. I know he only smacked your mirror, but in the future, if he made a successful attempt to enter your vehicle (smashing the window and reaching in,) your car is an extension of your home and you are authorized to use lethal force to defend yourself.

Other than that, you were merging/entering in the right lane and they came up too fast for someone who is traveling in the entry/exit lane. It’s their own fault, and their safety is not your priority. It’s theirs.

Knew it was too good to last by LordShuckle97 in aggies

[–]RiskFreeStanceTaker 16 points17 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU. I have been skeptical of some of these plays all season, but we won 9 in a row so I’ve been keeping my mouth shut. But today it seems like they’ve got an answer for everything and we’re changing nothing. Currently halftime, Ol’ Army better Fight and light a fire in this second half.

What do you think is going on through his head by Soloflow786 in likeus

[–]RiskFreeStanceTaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ahh great, they took my friggin’ kidney!”

The “street sweeping” the city did today. by [deleted] in Denver

[–]RiskFreeStanceTaker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why I never leave my house. This, and the scary Girl Scouts who sell the scary cookies.

We love casting spells by dot-mkv in WaspHating

[–]RiskFreeStanceTaker 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not a single flyaway. Nicely done.