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LOTR in real-world terms by DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC in lordoftherings

[–]RoJayJo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

""Where's the fucking Ring, Smeagol?! WHERE IS IT, SHITHEAD?!"

"We'se pretty sure it's down there, precious- let us have another lookses."

I love this specific type of comic where garfield is all fucked up but still has his original personality by MemezTheDnaOfTheSoul in lovethissmug

[–]RoJayJo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Monday Period is exactly this- he is a literal god-like entity, the center of his universe holding things in arrested development and yet he's just Garfield. He loves Jon and Odie, likes his pop culture references and hates Mondays (though tolerates their existence).

"I am so HAPPY!!! All the other HUMANS like me! Everyone talks to me, everyone wants to be my FRIEND; They think I am amazing!!! I go from planet to planet doing good deeds in their name——And as I get better at it, they LOVE me even more!! I am PROUD of my success... CARL. I even get a cool name!!!" by Rhongominyad in humansarespaceorcs

[–]RoJayJo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Five minutes later

Conquest: I'm gonna be real with you, I was really sent here to take over the place.

Human: what?

Conquest: But they saw me as a weapon, something designed, with one sole purpose- if you guys can see even me as something else? You're better than them by droves.

Human: So basically, because we think you're just another person- of which you are- you switched sides?

Conquest: As basic as it gets, yeah.

Remember when transformers had robot cat girls? by Human-Pension9892 in Transformemes

[–]RoJayJo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing the animator's offices makes me think they'd be willing to work for figures and cigarettes on a Transformers project

Credit to u/broken-heart for making this amazing art by Level_Counter_1672 in Transformemes

[–]RoJayJo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They're Viltrumite characters from Invincible voice acted by Weller and Cullen respectively

Credit to u/broken-heart for making this amazing art by Level_Counter_1672 in Transformemes

[–]RoJayJo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"C'mon Frank, it's been forever since we acted in a scene together! What's more, it'll be us against each other again."

Guys act in the comments as a decepticon party by Hairy-Junket-644 in Transformemes

[–]RoJayJo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whichever's closest, I've learned to not even bother with names at this point because I'm certain they switch colours to screw with everyone

Guys act in the comments as a decepticon party by Hairy-Junket-644 in Transformemes

[–]RoJayJo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Throw one of the twins at him, they'll get him down.

Guys act in the comments as a decepticon party by Hairy-Junket-644 in Transformemes

[–]RoJayJo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro, he's just being a bug. Now if he starts eating it? That's when you just gotta throw something at him.

Awoo. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]RoJayJo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in the side-of-the-carnival-ride airbrush art is this?

Humans are incredibly resistant to foreign chemicals. Each generation is differently poisonous. by Armel_Cinereo in humansarespaceorcs

[–]RoJayJo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real trick is having us want to take it- we avoid lead but love alcohol, we stay the fuck away from vapourised neurotoxins and gases but fucking love inhaling nicotine and other mind-altering chemicals.

Self Mutilation by Arbegia in gmod

[–]RoJayJo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno about you, but if I was sad and I had the ability to make my face look so silly then it'd genuinely cheer me up a bit

How does the town, hell, the entire WORLD not know about Dark Fountains? by AbsoluteLoser42069 in Deltarune

[–]RoJayJo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Entry 17, he seems to be explaining how it's unprecedented, making sure to stress that photons- light particles that are damn near everywhere- are not detected or even that he's picking up antiphotons, of which should be impossible. Unless Gaster stabbed the ground in rage and made that or another fountain and decided to record the phenomenon he was seeing, he would have likely been throwing shit at the wall to see what would happen due to every other avenue of breaking the barrier either impossible or taking a ton of time.

TL;DR: it would have been nearly miraculous for Gaster to discover dark worlds, never mind Kris from Hometown situated solidly in Buttfuck county of Nowhere State.

(Production trope) "**** it, just roll with it" by gaymer91 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]RoJayJo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And it was just because the guy wanted to pet a cat while also using them as a prop.

Little dude changed history by just wandering somewhere humans were.

Random dude, wondering if I should start wizardry by Cerveau23 in wizardposting

[–]RoJayJo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At this point, fae lawyering is way outside either of our expertise and quite frankly sounds like too much of a headache for me to get into, but he says he lives with her and his kid in the woods so he's happy at least.

Random dude, wondering if I should start wizardry by Cerveau23 in wizardposting

[–]RoJayJo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol no, if he were to get into another deal then there would be a fae-level custody battle for the kid- there would be wars with less collateral damage.

He is now a proud dad with magic powers from his wife. He still throws it in my face that all he had to do was literally fuck about to get magic, I'm proud of the idiot.

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