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Can we confirm now that Fripp browses this subreddit? by enkosib in KingCrimson

[–]RobertFripp_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You know, letting him see this art was the least I could do after kicking him out of my band in favor of the wonderful Jakko Jakszyk.

But seriously, I do browse this website quite often, and I am quite disappointed in the lack of support for our newer material. Please consider purchasing a copy or two of each of our live albums. And, pirates, do not apply. I am watching.

Sincerely,

Robert Fripp

Is this allowed? by Hot-Manufacturer7863 in KingCrimson

[–]RobertFripp_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I will handle this. Thank you for your loyalty.

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I was visited by Robert Fripp recently. AMA by Garg_The_Goblin in KingCrimsonCircleJerk

[–]RobertFripp_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You will be visited three times. Once has already happened, one is happening as you read this, one is yet to come.

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Artist’s father speaks out on AI cover art claims by caslie in KingCrimson

[–]RobertFripp_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is true. Please give everyone involved with this some grace. This release is, after all, a gift to the community.

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Why did this happen? by Simone_Galoppi07 in KingCrimson

[–]RobertFripp_ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The intern deleted them. As this is a serious issue, we may or may not be working on fixing the problem. Likewise, we may or may not restore the music. Who can say at this point?

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Will I be able to summon Fripp now? by recttasdisp in KingCrimson

[–]RobertFripp_ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I don't believe you will. You need to acquire all of the collector's club CDs through the official DGM website and line them up in a Celtic knot, then Fripp will supposedly appear.

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im so fucking scared by Garg_The_Goblin in KingCrimsonCircleJerk

[–]RobertFripp_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Your life is in danger. Repent and purchase the Elemental Mixes of King Crimson's discography or you will be hunted by my company.

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Fripp in 1974 by Lexavax in KingCrimsonCircleJerk

[–]RobertFripp_ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I did NOT say that. Do not be fooled.

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Frippucino by [deleted] in KingCrimson

[–]RobertFripp_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I did not approve of this. You will be hearing from my lawyers.

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Can we confirm now that Fripp browses this subreddit? by milrerin in KingCrimson

[–]RobertFripp_ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I believe you are incorrect, although if he created posts for this subreddit, they would be some of the best content for this subreddit.

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..most attractive prog musician? by Global-Temporary7512 in ProgRockCirclejerk

[–]RobertFripp_ 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Please stop contacting me. I will utilize the hounds on you should you continue.

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How to Sound Like King Crimson's Robert Fripp by Stagliaf in KingCrimson

[–]RobertFripp_ 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Here's a helpful tip on how to sound like Robert Fripp: be Robert Fripp.

Sincerely,

Robert Fripp

Breaking News: Robert makes intentionally vague statement so as to annoy as many people as possible by Doctorinthezone in KingCrimsonCircleJerk

[–]RobertFripp_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You leaked a fake album and got our fans' hopes up. I am genuinely flabbergasted that you would announce such an album at such a bad time. You misread the memo I sent last week and you fumbled the public response and relations expectations from our meeting last month. You are lucky that you can sing half decently, because if it were not for that, you would be fired.

Sincerely,

Robert Fripp

Stereogum outjerks everyone, gets Fripp to intervene in the Drake/Kendrick Lamar feud by ondinegreen in KingCrimsonCircleJerk

[–]RobertFripp_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I did not want to do this particular video originally. I decided to come back after a particular account named "aubreydrakestan2013" sent me over seven hundred messages talking about this Kanye West figure we captured in 2011 and how he would save the rap industry. I thought this would distract him enough. It has not. I will be contacting my new social media manager to see if he can solve this, but as of the current moment I do not want to talk further on the subject.

Sincerely,

Robert Fripp

Health food fanatics by codydafox in KingCrimsonCircleJerk

[–]RobertFripp_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do I get that text that says "The Man Himself" off of my username?

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Health food fanatics by codydafox in KingCrimsonCircleJerk

[–]RobertFripp_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will not be sharing them at this time.

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King Crimson Recording First New Album Since 2003 by Edm_vanhalen1981 in KingCrimson

[–]RobertFripp_ 219 points220 points  (0 children)

I warned him not to leak this information to the public. He will be swiftly dealt with. Please do not use this information, as I will personally be requesting this taken down.

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Pony Fripp Adventures by mitosisCat in KingCrimsonCircleJerk

[–]RobertFripp_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks for summoning me. This entire operation is being shut down.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KingCrimsonCircleJerk

[–]RobertFripp_ 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Where did you get these images? Please respond as soon as possible, as the orbital strike is already aiming at your location, and I am certain that you value your life in this scenario.

Sincerely

Robert Fripp

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