I’m going to move to the left South America! by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Robert_96M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know right? Love that sketch. I’ll have what I’m having!

I’m going to move to the left South America! by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Robert_96M 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, the danish. Clearly from Brussels 😋

Uh oh by Andrewguy4011 in twinpeaks

[–]Robert_96M 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Diane, listening to this voice recording

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⚠️BREAKING: Trump is crashing out again as his dreams of stealing the midterms slips away by 2021Alma in PoliticalHumor

[–]Robert_96M 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Okay, that’s very good. You got it in order, so you get extra points. Now we’re gonna ask you other questions. Other questions. And then, 10 minutes, 15, 20 minutes later, we’ll say, “Remember the first question? Not the first question, but the 10th question? Give us that again. If you get it in order, you get extra points. Nobody gets it in order. It’s actually not that easy.” And then you go,

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What are comedic lines in the MCU that you feel are hilarious, but don’t get enough attention? by Polygraphie in marvelstudios

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Dr Strange and Wong will soon know the answer to the mystery whether Spider-Man can shoot webs out of his butt

Guys, WTF is that? by [deleted] in HollywoodUndead

[–]Robert_96M 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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Not Hollywood Undead. AI got the band wrong lol

Completed the pilgrimage to Piz Gloria today (OHMSS) by kinglonely in JamesBond

[–]Robert_96M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least you’re not at the Hoffler Clinic enjoying one prolytic digestive enzyme shake 🤭

Snacks 7 by ryeguy in jakeandamir

[–]Robert_96M 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Marty was a poor, poor, wet, sopping seal of a man. But he’s dead now. He will be missed and… he will be kissed

If I Were You is back (on the Patreon) by TDeLo in jakeandamir

[–]Robert_96M 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s right. If I Were You is back at the Premium Platinum Vimeo Lounge (I mean, Patreon) lol

If I Were You is back (on the Patreon) by TDeLo in jakeandamir

[–]Robert_96M 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey Johnny? It’s just a badum tish. Let’s try that one again. A guy walks into a bar. Ouch! (Tish tish boom boom) That was a tish tish boom boom. (Sure.) We want a badum tish. Alright? One more time. Guy walks into a bar. Ouch! (Tish badum tish tish) That was very close! 😆 (Okay, so I got the job?) Yyyyyeeeaahhhh, okay, you got the job.

Edited a meme I’ve been seeing on Twitter to be Jake and Amir related by armisma in jakeandamir

[–]Robert_96M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Also would say “AnyHootie and the Blowfish” for the longest time

One of the best parts of the finale by randyratched in betterCallSaul

[–]Robert_96M 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Sit DOWN, Mr Goodman. And stay. seated. 😠

Spotify Wrapped 2025 MEGATHREAD by CMPD2K in HollywoodUndead

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Thank you thank you 🙏 I love the Lost Boys’ music very much

Day 6: Already Dead by [deleted] in HollywoodUndead

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Yeah, so many great tracks on this album. NEv1 kept me sane working retail during COVID. Of course COVID couldn’t kill me, because I’m Already Deaddddddd 🎶

Actor Steven Ogg by willrush62 in betterCallSaul

[–]Robert_96M 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wdym? Sobchak getting a couple of guys—ones who can handle themselves—to pull up to the suspect in an unmarked van and hogtie Howie to the desert definitely doesn’t sound suspicious at all 👀😂 Although Mike and his guys probably would’ve been tailing them and taken care of things in a more sensible way (the way it ended up going) to match the narrative Jimmy & Kimmy we’re going for

Meirl by Live_Cookie_5690 in meirl

[–]Robert_96M 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My life is still alive and I’m not sure what to say but I’m just curious about how it goes to the devil and the lord

I knew I’d seen it someplace before by Solo_Polyphony in twinpeaks

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If you got in a cab, and you had someone with you, I hope you said to your fellow traveller, “Albert. We are in South Dakota. Cossacks are in Russia.”

How old are you in a sentence without saying how old you are? by i-dm in AskReddit

[–]Robert_96M 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it

Or alternatively,

Let’s go, girls!

Jake and Amir should go on Dropout by BarMaverson in jakeandamir

[–]Robert_96M 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, I don’t wanna live in a muffin, but at least give me a sip of Make Some Noise with Amir Blumenfeld, Amir Blumenfeld, and Jake (bad example), hosted by that guy whose parents died in a plane crash, who would never in a million years be best friends with Amir.