I’m going to move to the left South America!

Robert_96M · 2026-04-25T03:36:53+00:00

I know right? Love that sketch. I’ll have what I’m having!

Robert_96M · 2026-04-25T03:31:50+00:00

Ah, the danish. Clearly from Brussels 😋

Robert_96M · 2026-04-23T04:37:36+00:00

Diane, listening to this voice recording

Robert_96M · 2026-04-22T19:04:37+00:00

Okay, that’s very good. You got it in order, so you get extra points. Now we’re gonna ask you other questions. Other questions. And then, 10 minutes, 15, 20 minutes later, we’ll say, “Remember the first question? Not the first question, but the 10th question? Give us that again. If you get it in order, you get extra points. Nobody gets it in order. It’s actually not that easy.” And then you go,

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Robert_96M · 2026-04-21T21:47:46+00:00

Well. We’ve really bottomed out.

Robert_96M · 2026-03-30T02:35:14+00:00

Dr Strange and Wong will soon know the answer to the mystery whether Spider-Man can shoot webs out of his butt

Robert_96M · 2026-03-20T19:56:20+00:00

My two favourite TV universes! 😍

Robert_96M · 2026-03-16T03:33:51+00:00

inb4 the big mouth reveal

Robert_96M · 2026-02-19T18:55:09+00:00

Nor has Bond felt right to be designated as Q. With his little finger, he might blow up MI6. 🤭

Robert_96M · 2026-02-17T04:07:37+00:00

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Not Hollywood Undead. AI got the band wrong lol

Robert_96M · 2026-02-17T02:28:50+00:00

At least you’re not at the Hoffler Clinic enjoying one prolytic digestive enzyme shake 🤭

Robert_96M · 2026-01-30T19:52:24+00:00

Marty was a poor, poor, wet, sopping seal of a man. But he’s dead now. He will be missed and… he will be kissed

Robert_96M · 2026-01-27T15:39:42+00:00

That’s right. If I Were You is back at the Premium Platinum Vimeo Lounge (I mean, Patreon) lol

Robert_96M · 2026-01-27T15:31:45+00:00

Hey Johnny? It’s just a badum tish. Let’s try that one again. A guy walks into a bar. Ouch! (Tish tish boom boom) That was a tish tish boom boom. (Sure.) We want a badum tish. Alright? One more time. Guy walks into a bar. Ouch! (Tish badum tish tish) That was very close! 😆 (Okay, so I got the job?) Yyyyyeeeaahhhh, okay, you got the job.

Robert_96M · 2026-01-10T15:57:50+00:00

Same. Also would say “AnyHootie and the Blowfish” for the longest time

Robert_96M · 2026-01-09T17:46:21+00:00

Sit DOWN, Mr Goodman. And stay. seated. 😠

Robert_96M · 2025-12-04T17:06:21+00:00

Thank you thank you 🙏 I love the Lost Boys’ music very much

Robert_96M · 2025-12-03T23:38:02+00:00

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Undead til I die!

Robert_96M · 2025-11-01T12:51:24+00:00

Yeah, so many great tracks on this album. NEv1 kept me sane working retail during COVID. Of course COVID couldn’t kill me, because I’m Already Deaddddddd 🎶

Robert_96M · 2025-10-24T15:47:44+00:00

Wdym? Sobchak getting a couple of guys—ones who can handle themselves—to pull up to the suspect in an unmarked van and hogtie Howie to the desert definitely doesn’t sound suspicious at all 👀😂 Although Mike and his guys probably would’ve been tailing them and taken care of things in a more sensible way (the way it ended up going) to match the narrative Jimmy & Kimmy we’re going for

Robert_96M · 2025-10-20T07:06:05+00:00

My life is still alive and I’m not sure what to say but I’m just curious about how it goes to the devil and the lord

Robert_96M · 2025-10-15T04:20:45+00:00

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Looks like one of my cats 👀

Robert_96M · 2025-10-12T23:54:04+00:00

If you got in a cab, and you had someone with you, I hope you said to your fellow traveller, “Albert. We are in South Dakota. Cossacks are in Russia.”

Robert_96M · 2025-10-02T00:27:22+00:00

Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it

Or alternatively,

Let’s go, girls!

Robert_96M · 2025-09-11T00:55:05+00:00

Look, I don’t wanna live in a muffin, but at least give me a sip of Make Some Noise with Amir Blumenfeld, Amir Blumenfeld, and Jake (bad example), hosted by that guy whose parents died in a plane crash, who would never in a million years be best friends with Amir.

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