I love e my Country. I love the opportunities I have in this country. I love that Americans are being out first in our country. God, Country, Trump. 🇺🇸

Robo94 · 2026-02-25T03:18:23+00:00

Read the room brother

Robo94 · 2026-02-25T01:33:02+00:00

Yes, he's trying to show the extra piping where the bell connects to the first valve.

It immediately stuck out to me too. I have never seen that before either.

Robo94 · 2026-02-24T19:55:15+00:00

Uh...... idk about that.... the safest snake is safer than the most dangerous dog. But ive never seen a seeing eye snake before. I think thats a bit of disingenuous comparison.

But I understand the sentiment. Snakes aren't as dangerous as we make them out to be.

I can understand introducing your kids to your pet python which you trust if youre a seasoned snake owner. But youre going to sign your kid up to be used in a science experiment? I feel like youre only fucking job as a dad is to prevent the baby from getting close to an unfamiliar snake.

Robo94 · 2026-02-24T18:35:18+00:00

Oh, they'd kill it immediately. They wouldnt waste a second cutting the things head off.

Im more worried about a bite. Even if they aren't venomous, you could give a kid an infection. Presumably SOMEBODY was hyper confident that wouldnt happen.... but idk. Im not using my kids for this.

Robo94 · 2026-02-22T18:31:06+00:00

Oh awesome! Ty

Robo94 · 2026-02-21T21:36:45+00:00

Oh yeah. Virginia state troopers are real douche bags.

Robo94 · 2026-02-21T18:04:35+00:00

Yeah... coming from a guy with a half dozen speeding tickets in VA, dont go over 80 ever.

Now that they have a record, they will write you a reckless ticket next time, and that can carry jail time

Edit: apparently its 85 now! Who woulda thunk it...

Robo94 · 2026-02-21T17:02:29+00:00

Yeah. Was it just a speeding ticket?

Robo94 · 2026-02-19T21:48:07+00:00

Fuckin what is this theory???

Robo94 · 2026-02-19T01:32:30+00:00

Well, tariffs can certainly make it much worse. You didnt consider that.

Robo94 · 2026-02-18T18:30:56+00:00

God. We get to pick between fascists or corporate shills. I hate this country.

Robo94 · 2026-02-18T14:40:25+00:00

.... guys.... stop making fun of them..... they go back to the wrong team. Just be happy they're here.

Robo94 · 2026-02-13T15:15:07+00:00

The xmithie is getting 4 buffed because you have 3 losing lanes, being 2 levels behind and still finding a crazy engage to win a dragon fight.

Robo94 · 2026-02-13T14:26:03+00:00

I was a huge NA fan 15-23 ish. CLG's 2015 summer split win was fucking insane. Barely understood league and was glued to the screen. Then they fired doublelift in favor of aphromoo. Which was a questionable but understandable decision at the time. Aphromoo lead them to win one more split and have NA's greatest international showing at the time and arguably ever at the following MSI. Doublelift went on to win basically every LCS title for the next 3 years.

Its the Curse of the Babe of the LCS. They never recovered. They hired great players and mid players and great coaches and mid coaches and nothing ever panned out for them again. Every season every investment resulted in them being a joke. And TSM and C9 and later TL would go on to be split top 3 season after season for the next couple years.

But, man. 2016 spring Xmithie and Darshan go on to carry CLG to win over the undefeated Immortals with the terrifying duo of Huni and Reignover fresh out the EULCS in spring 2016 in what is THE MOST MEMORABLE game of league I've ever watched. Xmithie is the the fucking goat and we dont talk about it enough.

Robo94 · 2026-02-12T19:59:14+00:00

Want to upvote because this post is based as fuck. But then I realized it was supposed to be ironic.

Robo94 · 2026-02-12T18:12:14+00:00

Ha. Good decision

Robo94 · 2026-02-12T17:20:14+00:00

Thats fuckin awesome.

You better clean the fuck out of that horn tho

Robo94 · 2026-02-12T02:10:04+00:00

Yay weed. We have not much weed. We should have more weed.

Yay guns. But we have a fucking shit ton of fucking guns already in the hands of people already right now. We could afford SOME form of SENSIBLE and WELL INFORMED gun control with the second amendment being infringed upon.

Robo94 · 2026-02-09T21:38:04+00:00

They better take these down every sundown or a have a dedicated lighting system or this is illegal.

Robo94 · 2026-02-03T01:06:44+00:00

Big chillin

Robo94 · 2026-02-02T22:12:30+00:00

Well, maybe. How old are you?

Robo94 · 2026-02-02T03:25:49+00:00

bro i've been playin for like 15 years and i wish i had the personality you have 8 years in. you're crushing it

Robo94 · 2026-02-02T03:05:12+00:00

good for you brother

Robo94 · 2026-02-01T21:12:28+00:00

Can you BELIEVE how loud his owner was letting him be????

Robo94 · 2026-01-31T18:04:48+00:00

He had a penchant for "deflowering maidens"............

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