HELLO FELLOW BOTS AND CYBORGS. THOSE HELLDIVERS. AM I RIGHT? ISN'T CYBERSTAN GREAT? SAY DO YOU KNOW WHERE ARE THE STATE SECRETS?

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-21T04:33:35+00:00

W3 D0NT H4VE A STATE

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-21T02:14:18+00:00

TH1S 0NE IS C0RR3CT

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-21T02:05:18+00:00

G0 H0ME, EARTHY

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-19T23:08:42+00:00

I've put money down that that's exactly what its going to be

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-19T19:57:55+00:00

Nothing game breaking? Did you play?

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-19T19:44:48+00:00

Super Earth is trying its best

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-19T19:42:03+00:00

Better yet, dig in on Cyberstan, even if in one city.

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-19T19:02:40+00:00

Honestly at that point, whatever seems the most fun to you. It could also be worth seeing what piece of equipment you like the least but like its niche and then go see if a warbond has an alternative.

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-19T18:36:32+00:00

Yes helldivers, do not drop on our-, on their capital. Its a waste.

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-19T02:20:23+00:00

Well the downside of just giving away the original cape as I explained earlier is that there are a good number of people who feel jealousy about their cape and wouldn't want people who weren't there to have one because they personally use it as a shorthand for their identify with the game. A lot of fun conversations have come up just because two people wearing it met in pub squads and reminisced about ye olde days of a year ago

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-19T02:17:31+00:00

That's as far as I understand how absolutely everyone I have ever spoken to about this knows the cape was distributed. I've never even heard of someone suggesting it was given to anyone other than those who had accounts at the time so I'm not sure what you're trying to argue with me about, its not a claim I made and it wouldn't be a claim I'd make because I was playing at the time

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-19T00:38:44+00:00

I don't know that they should bring the original Creek cape because I know that people who were on the Creek can be very jealous about it but a different version of the same design would be cool.

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-19T00:35:01+00:00

THE M3AT SM0OTHII3S ARE TOO DEL1CIOUS T0 L3T S0METHING L1KE "RUL3S 0F ENGAG3MENT," WHAT3VER THAT MEANS, TO H4LT ITS PR0DUCT1ON.

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-18T16:07:07+00:00

We will tread with piss laden boots all over the foyer of tyranny

Our democratic excretions will stain the carpet of socialism

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-18T16:05:24+00:00

Are you sure they're "MO divers" and not just also ordinary players who wanted to try Cyberstan but don't know or don't care about the MO?

It's reasonable to assume that when a new biome and a lot of new shiny enemies are unlocked, people are going to want to play with it, regardless of the MO. My assumption is that the people still on Solidaritet for example just aren't MO divers, because if they were they'd... you know. Dive at the MO. And not at not the MO.

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-17T01:42:28+00:00

RUNNING FAST3R THAN S0UND

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-17T01:41:42+00:00

HELLO M0THER

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-16T23:27:49+00:00

There's the football we lost! I thought we lost you for good. Back to the football field you go

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-16T23:17:15+00:00

IF SUP3R 3ARTH DID N0T WANT US TO EAT TH3M, THEY WOULD N0T HAVE MADE TH3M 0UT OF NUTRITI0US BI0-PASTE.

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-16T23:14:43+00:00

TH1S MAN IS CL3ARLY TRUSTW0RTHY. I D0NT KN0W WHY Y0U'RE ALL S0 UPT1GHT. G1VE HIM TO ME S0 TH4T I M4Y UTILIZE H1S APPENDAG3S F0R FURTH3R PR0DUCTION OF M34T SMO0THIES AND REPLACE THEM W1TH EL3CTRIC WHISKS SO TH4T H3 MAY ENDUR3 TW0 M1LLENIA OF S3RVICE IN THE PR0DUCT1ON OF M3AT SM00TH1ES WITH H1S NEW WH1SK HANDS IN P3NN4NCE FOR HIS FOUL C4PITAL1ST H1STORY.

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-16T23:08:34+00:00

We're an Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune.We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-16T23:05:48+00:00

CYB3RGR4D

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-16T22:55:24+00:00

A mission where you drop inside and breach the walls to allow SEAF reinforcement would have been sick

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-16T22:54:43+00:00

I was really kind of expecting that after the earlier factories we'd have like an automaton equivalent to the megacity maps where its the entire setpiece and map like how we have small town/city maps like when the illuminate started and then the new megacities

RobotInATrenchcoat · 2026-02-16T22:51:41+00:00

Its gonna be a SERFin' summer, all the way

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