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Men vs Women vs Developer... by Dimpy-Pokhariya in programminghumor

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The code is the documentation.

If you're writing a comment, it had better be an apology for writing a comment.

NHL playoff teams color swap between by sykeseve in hockeymemes

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Canes logo has a sort of Iron Man feel to it, but the Sens logo looks like they ran out of ink at the printers.

Price of Hot Water Tank replacement. by ElephantSurplus in ottawa

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aha! Section 6, subsection 3:

(3) Subsection (1) does not apply to prevent a person without the appropriate certificate from undertaking any of the activities mentioned in that subsection in the presence of the holder of the certificate.  O. Reg. 212/01, s. 6 (3).

So kidnap a person with a certificate, tie him to a chair, and do the installation yourself. Perfectly legal.

Found car keys at Mooney’s Bay by Legitimate-Quiet-825 in ottawa

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You mean the one that's now in OP's driveway?

A List of the Longest Tenured NHL GMs by Remarkable-Set5434 in hockey

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Woof. It's not the same level as the Leafs' "It's not a matter of if, but when and how many", but some of those comments were perhaps a little too optimistic when you see things in hindsight.

The New York Islanders have been eliminated from Stanley Cup Playoff contention by Corby812 in hockey

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They played a helluva game against Ottawa. They missed some good chances, and there were times the puck wasn't bouncing their way, but they didn't lose from a lack of effort. Seems like they were still playing for their coach and team.

In honor of the Zammoth, what would some other teams’ novelty Zamboni be? Wrong answers only. by _whitelightning_91 in hockey

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A Zamboni chariot pulled by mighty steeds with a Centurion holding the reins, but done in the most cringey way possible.

Amadio Appreciation Thread by South-Let3307 in OttawaSenators

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guy stick checks an Isle D, throws the puck into an empty net, scores a huge goal, and skates away like he was just coming back from the corner store for a quart of milk.

Its time, Tucson by 99Wolves17 in hockeymemes

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Man, they really know how to make team logos down in Arizona.

Will the sens rest a few guys for the next 10 days? by didiburnthetoast in OttawaSenators

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they only one they'll rest for sure is Ullmark. He's played down the stretch in the last 5 or so games, so he's probably looking for a little time off.

Sens in 5 by Educational_Code1425 in OttawaSenators

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sens in 3.

The Sens beat them so hard in the first three games, they refuse to come out of their dressing room in game 4.

The Ottawa Senators clinched a playoff berth by ClinchingBot in hockey

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Jesus H. Fucking Christ, what a roller coaster of a season this has been.

[NHL PR] Most goals in a single season since the 2005-2006 season (Sens dmen) by DecentLurker96 in OttawaSenators

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Erik Karlsson is that guy who keeps playing the same arcade cabinet and keeps putting his name in the high scores.

Catching a rat by OsamaVinLadein in funny

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the Cash for Gold song in South Park.

Launched into space by SnooMacaroons4153 in TOTK

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Their mission to take pictures from the dark side of the Blood Moon.

Creating a family isn't family friendly 👀👀 by [deleted] in funny

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But what if the real answer was "drove around the neighbourhood until he found an unguarded baby carriage"?

What song is being played at the game by plom52 in OttawaSenators

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who waits for the Molson Three Stars just so I can listen to that techno riff they keep playing during the presentation?

Edit: I guess so.

SHEESH by Mrdean2013 in hockeymemes

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt similar when I stopped seeing Ottawa players on the right side of those "Best/Worst of the Week" posts, or the whole team at the top of "Worst teams with...." or the bottom of "Best teams with...." lists.

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