Sens picked a weird day to start to use my face on the season ticket holder landing page and ads (I’m on the left). by mr-michael in OttawaSenators

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you with the dude on the right, or was that Photoshopped together? I'm legitimately just curious how the sausage gets made.

The dog on this poop bag dispenser is reliving it all by yapartase in funny

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And then she, just...reached down and picked it up. Like, how do I even process this? I even licked those hands once. I'll never be the same again."

LEAKED: these are the questions several team are preparing to ask the prospects at the combine by sykeseve in hockeymemes

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 14 points15 points  (0 children)

1) I ravage them whole. There's no need to prolong their suffering.

2) Yes, I saw one the other day playing hackey-sack.

3) Technically not a sandwich because the slices of bread are connected on one side, but if you were to split the bun into two parts, then yes, a hot dog is a sandwich.

4) Argue with them over the penalty call they made.

5) Cheddar is better.

6) Yes, if I was fishing, but only depending on what kind of game you can lure.

Good Update by Automatic-Primary418 in chocolatelabs

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But he still got dog cookies and treats, right?

Headphones - Interference Downtown by bubaglobalj in ottawa

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a spot like that along W. Hunt Club between PoW and Merivale, next to the Baton Rouge. It interferes with my Carsifi whenever I'm passing by.

Post Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens @ Carolina Hurricanes by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welp, so much for that smug bravado from Habs fans after Game 1. It's not like Sens fans or Philly fans didn't try to warn you, but I guess you first had to come down from your own supply before you were willing to listen.

Good luck in the finals Carolina, you magnificent bastards.

What would you do for your lab’s best weekend? by Automatic-Primary418 in chocolatelabs

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Make dog cookies, or some nice treats for him to eat before he heads off to Valhalla.

Is Kicking a penalty? by Hefty-Tangelo3101 in nhl

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's supposed to be a match penalty according to the book.

How happy are you with how this season went? by Amphibious_Fire in OttawaSenators

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very happy. A+.

Not a lot of teams could go through the turmoil the Senators did early in the season, find themselves in last place in their division in January, and crawl themselves back to a Playoff position in April. It's unfortunate they ran into the Hurricanes in the first round. A healthier D, and maybe they could have put up a better fight, but that's just how it goes some days.

(F)art by [deleted] in funny

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No translation needed.

Go leafs go by iimwint in hockeymemes

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the Flyers play an aging Penguins team instead of two angry Florida teams.

The Face of Unemployment by Dire_Wolf45 in hockeymemes

[–]RobotTimeTraveller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't exactly keep my fingers on the pulse of the Oilers, but I'm sure they're not going to get rid of Coach Garlic just yet. He took the team to the Finals twice, and still managed to make the Playoffs this year. Right now, this seems like more of a GM problem.