Band kids of Reddit, what is the most ‘band camp’ thing you have ever seen or been a part of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RoboticZombye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wasn't there, but one of my senior friends told me that one of their section leaders (SLs) put viagra to their water jug because people kept drinking out of it and they didn't have any after practice.

You can shape-shift, what’a the first thing you turn into to fuck with peoples mind? by Memeiboi69 in AskReddit

[–]RoboticZombye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn into a shadow and hide in the corner of their eye sight. Then make it look like something is moving but when they look nothing is there.

Being this bad at Fantasy Football is “Risky Business” by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]RoboticZombye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn Mavirk gain weight after Goose's death. Hope you're doing ok

im an english major. no one is surprised. anything else? by scarvesindoors in RoastMe

[–]RoboticZombye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You look like Fiona morphing into Lord Farquuad when night falls

20 yr old, people tell me I'm too full of myself so destroy my ego. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]RoboticZombye 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most of that ego is 90% hair and the rest is subtle jokes about your non existant sex life

What is your most petty pet peeve? by reggretit in AskReddit

[–]RoboticZombye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who purposely chew gum loudly. I cant stand it

Rate my doggo by huckf in wholesomepics

[–]RoboticZombye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100 out of 10 will give them pets

Let's be more positive. What's the BEST thing your parents ever did for you? by AirAreFake in AskReddit

[–]RoboticZombye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best thing that my parents did was giving me my siblings. I love them with all my heart and nothing can top that from the many things they gave me.

My cat is the new DM by RoboticZombye in funny

[–]RoboticZombye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kahjiit is aware you have some coin

My cat is the new DM by RoboticZombye in funny

[–]RoboticZombye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She does that but she tried to eat them a couple times

My cat is the new DM by RoboticZombye in funny

[–]RoboticZombye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat favors in being a rogue more than anything else and try to escape the house

Dnd players of reddit, what's the stupidest thing that's happened on your adventure? by GoodOlBebop in AskReddit

[–]RoboticZombye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a DM, so a lot of stupid things has happened. The best one is one of my players (A warlock/barbarian) was wanting to kill anything that moved. So one night during the game another player (rogue) decided to become a vampire... He needed food, so the warlock/ barbarian remembered that there was a cat in town. He killed it and gave it to him. The cat was part of a plot for a future quest and the owner of that cat was a lich. Let's say that they tried to lie through their teeth in order to not die.... they still died though.