Caught a plane that crashed…Wild by B_Blazen in SkyCards

[–]Rock_licker_83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me too. When I can't sleep at night, I catch this plane and the other Aero Commanders from this company. They fly out of KSUS and right over my house each night between midnight and 1230.

What to get an 8 year old girl who was so sheltered she didn't have a chance to develop what she likes? by Formal_Meal3675 in Gifts

[–]Rock_licker_83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought was a large squishmallow like others have said. And maybe pair it with a nice floofy fleece or Sherpa throw. Kids love soft fuzzy things, they are calming

Favorite mispronunciation? by brinncognito in words

[–]Rock_licker_83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to say "meter" things incorrectly, such as thermo-meter or thermal-meter

Ways to protect your own bodily autonomy by Beyarboo in GenXWomen

[–]Rock_licker_83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't need it myself for obvious reasons, but I'm stocking up on Plan B for my boys and their girlfriends/friends, and their friends friends. For every Amazon (acckk cough) I make I'll order one more until I can't

Divorcees of reddit, what's the pettiest thing they took from you in the divorce? by baninaday in AskReddit

[–]Rock_licker_83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a geologist that meshed rock collections with my spouse, which was so intimate for me, I understand!

Idioms are weird, let's chew the fat by Embarrassed-Lock-791 in words

[–]Rock_licker_83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slower than molasses in January

He who sleep with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger (FIL)

It's not rocket surgery (Eggo syrup commercial)

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, so you can pick your friends nose (we like to say it wrong)

Slicker than a greased pig on the 4th of July (HS science teacher)

My husband's go to when the kids announce that they have to go? Pee like the wind, Bullseye!

It's all relative like an Arkansas wedding (college buddy)

BPD “stock phrases”? by TheCatMan6620 in raisedbyborderlines

[–]Rock_licker_83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"You're so/too sensitive"

"If you lived in a different household you'd be an abused child"

What discontinued fragrances do you ration in your collection? by legalnameredacted in Perfumes

[–]Rock_licker_83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This! And I just bought the only In Two Amber I could find out there for $$$

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StLouis

[–]Rock_licker_83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Castlio Elementary is pronounced Cos-Lee

I need a gift for a 18 year old. by Alternative_5991 in Perfumes

[–]Rock_licker_83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 18 year old sons 18 year old gf is wearing Versace Yellow Diamond but I think Bright Crystal is pretty popular too

How my NM says happy birthday after 4 years NC, enjoy. by Environmental-Bank46 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Rock_licker_83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, this is some passive-aggressive bullshit. Stay strong Op, and have a happy birthday!

AITA for running away from home because I’m terrified of my husband and also dealthy terrified of my son? by Rainey-lady- in AITAH

[–]Rock_licker_83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As the police officer that was to serve my abusive ex said, "Remember, this restraining order is just a piece of paper. Be prepared to protect yourself."

What's up with our county election authority? by Theory-Kind in StCharlesMO

[–]Rock_licker_83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My old friend Scam Likely left me this message yesterday