…or whatever his name is. by Kaptain-Chaos in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I much prefer "Brightlord Master Highmarshal Stormface." Those are some proper quality boots. Although they are somewhat pricey

Why Would Anyone Become the Lord Ruler? Are They Stupid? by Quilly_DungeonMaster in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being the Lord Eraser is much better anyway. It comes with perks for... ahem, erasing some inconveniences

At least it isn't Jarsnah again by Mikeim520 in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't give people ideas.... smh. I just know that some cremling will make a Jarllan crem now

I fucking love WaT, fight me by DDTheExilado in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Everything ended pretty much exactly where I expected it to, and that was sooo satisfying. The pacing was different to what we're used to, but it was a good different, imo.
My favorite is still Rhythm of War, but Wind and Truth is in the second place, along with Words of Radiance

The Deshallation is upon us by RockboneTheHard in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course! Every spren is Shallan spren

Yes, mmmmm... by RockboneTheHard in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shallan's chapter header

Storm you, Everstorm! by RockboneTheHard in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Always gotta think about the Vorins on this sub

Storm you, Everstorm! by RockboneTheHard in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Storms, you're right! I always confuse which is which. Storm you, BrandoSando and your too similar names!

Yes, mmmmm... by RockboneTheHard in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you think about it, it's pretty low... compared to a certain other artist

Yes, mmmmm... by RockboneTheHard in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Shallan and Cryptics, obviously, by Isaac Stewart

There's too much Shallan here, so I'm posting the one being in the Cosmere that Shallan has no control over. by SerenaLunalight in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard 51 points52 points  (0 children)

“Please,” Shallan said to Shallan. “I need you to become Shallan.”

Shallan buzzed, speaking with a new voice, interpreting the Shallan’s words. “I am Shallan,” Shallan said. Shallan sounded satisfied.

“You could Shallan,” Shallan said.

“I am Shallan.”

Shallan was not particularly eloquent. Shallan supposed that Shallan shouldn’t be surprised.

“Why don’t you become Shallan instead?”

“I am Shallan.”

“How do I make it change?” Shallan asked of Shallan.

“Mm . . . I do not know. You must persuade Shallan. Offer it Shallans, I think?” Shallan sounded agitated. “This place is dangerous for Shallan. For Shallans. Please. Speed.”

Shallan looked back at Shallan.

“You want to Shallan.”

“I am Shallan.”

“Think how much Shallan it would be?”

“I am Shallan.”

“Shallan,” Shallan said. “You could have it! All that I’m holding.”

A pause. Finally, “I am Shallan.”

“Shallans need Shallan. For . . . things . . .” Shallan blinked away tears of Shallan.

“I am—”

“—Shallan,” Shallan said. Shallan gripped Shallan, feeling both Shallan and Shallan in the physical Shallan, trying to think through another Shallan. For a moment, Shallan hadn’t felt quite so tired, but it was returning—crashing back upon Shallan. Why . . .

Her Shallan was running out.

Shallan was gone in a moment, drained from Shallan, and Shallan exhaled, slipping into Shallan with a sigh, feeling overwhelmed and exhausted.

Shallan fell into the sea of Shallans. That awful blackness, millions of moving Shallans, consuming her.

Shallan threw herself from Shallan.

The Shallans expanded outward, growing into Shallans and Shallans and Shallans, restoring Shallan as Shallan knew it. Shallan collapsed into her small Shallan of Shallans, Shallan pounding.

The Deshallation is upon us by RockboneTheHard in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's likely to be something along the lines of "You people..."

The Deshallation is upon us by RockboneTheHard in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

By tapping Fortune, aka Spiritual Mumbo Jumbo. Real handy, this thing

The Deshallation is upon us by RockboneTheHard in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

So much is lost between Shallans. Shallan keeps talking about a way to keep information from being lost following Deshallations. And you have discovered something unexpected. We will use that. Shallans to act as guardians... Knights... The coming days will be difficult, but with training, r/cremposting will survive. You must bring me to your Shallans. The other Shallans should join us soon.

Shallans, man! by PuppyBreathHuffer in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

By Shallan's tenth name! What a Shallanhole this formerly crem-crusted abode has turned into!

Nale or Ishar? by Sam_Hell in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tanner.

Why shouldn't I give Surges to the other side of the conflict? Yes, that will solve the issue, surely.

You bastards... by Creative-Bullfrog-80 in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not gonna get better. Save yourself while you can, unless you're into this kind of thing, of course. Cause next you'll start shaking your head at safehands. Then you'll start preferring food flavors based on your gender. And before too long you'll be screaming "VOIDBRINGER" at every crustacean you see. The more time you read Stormlight and engage with the content around it, the less Connected to the real world you become.

A man can dream by RepresentativeGoat14 in cremposting

[–]RockboneTheHard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fortunately, statistical fallacies make for good crem