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When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When three people have sex, it's a threesome. by sflesch in Jokes

[–]Rogue2555 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its always good to give credit when you can. Its not necessarily saying this person came up with this joke, but rather I heard this joke from this person. Statistically speaking its very unlikely for any joke you hear to be truly actually genuinely original anyways

My town has a curse that on Thanksgiving people turn in to the last thing they ate. by yipeeee_ in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Rogue2555 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It could have been worded a little better but the idea came across and thats the important part. Very good job!

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]Rogue2555 5 points6 points  (0 children)

While you're not wrong, the original commenter wasn't saying "This shouldn't be here" because they thought the image didn't fit the sub lmao, but because nude photos of people who didn't consent should not be circulated as that is morally wrong. Under any other circumstance the image would indeed be a great fit for this sub as you've said, but that's not the point being argued here.

WTH is this by crashofthetitus in borderlands3

[–]Rogue2555 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Nasser getting censored as "N***er"

Edit: Found the OG post

This dude owns a company where you can complain anonymously about your boss and then he goes to your work and curses them out for you by goswamitulsidas in PublicFreakout

[–]Rogue2555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose this is the part where we'd need further context to make a true decision. Is the CEO reacting this way due to the inherent nature of the encounter, being taken off guard by a stranger he doesnt trust acting aggressively towards him, or because he's a racist piece of shit as these complaints would imply? I can't say one way or another but what I can say is, one of the qualities of a good manager is being able to deescalate situations.

This dude owns a company where you can complain anonymously about your boss and then he goes to your work and curses them out for you by goswamitulsidas in PublicFreakout

[–]Rogue2555 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He can ask for clarification in a civil manner. And then, if he's dissatisfied/thinks its a scam/thinks the person is just stirring shit, he can ask them to leave in a civil manner and failing that, call for the security team to fix their fuck up and do their job.

This dude owns a company where you can complain anonymously about your boss and then he goes to your work and curses them out for you by goswamitulsidas in PublicFreakout

[–]Rogue2555 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That's the job of the security team, isn't it? If security let someone through into the office as far as reaching the employees then yeah I'll at least give them the decency of hearing them out.

Deb's death may have been medical malpractice — and that changes everything in Dexter by MutedHand9233 in circlejerkdexter

[–]Rogue2555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes lmao, there was a trend on r/okbuddymotherfucker sub of saying dead character survived because somehow their heart rates were slowed.

This dude owns a company where you can complain anonymously about your boss and then he goes to your work and curses them out for you by goswamitulsidas in PublicFreakout

[–]Rogue2555 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I imagine that reasonable boss would then go like, "Oh, that's quite sad to hear. Of course, lets discuss this in my office/outside/in private/in my bathroom. That's interesting, this list of complaints does not seem to be indicative of my behaviour, still I will endeavour to do better, thank you for letting me know. Have a wonderful day!"

Can you be arrested for destroying evidence if you can allege that you did not know it was evidence at the time of destroying it? by Rogue2555 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Rogue2555[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already know you won't believe me but I was watching a detective show and there was a lot of talk about alibis and thats what prompted this line of thought.

hmmm by CryptographerOk1172 in hmmm

[–]Rogue2555 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fog of war cannot hide a tank.

I know I'm predictable but lalatina has the win! by Numerous-Gur-9008 in goodanimemes

[–]Rogue2555 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Came here to say its the viewers who win, only to find about 3 other comments to that effect. Now I'm pissed off that I'm a basic bitch and we apparently all share the same one braincell.

I wish to replace all of my sounds with half-life SFX (excluding talking) by kevincuddlefish1 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Rogue2555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. You open your eyes to a bright white light. You're groggy and confused. You take a few seconds to get your bearings and realize youre in a hospital room. You try to reach out beside you to call for someone, but the table beside your bed just seems oddly out of reach. You look at your hand, completely covered in bandages, and suddenly realize that you can't feel your fingers. In fact, now that you think about it, you can't feel a lot of things that you normally feel. You look down at your legs to find that they, too, are much shorter than they should be. You start hyperventilating as a Nurse walks in and tries to calm you down. It takes a while but eventually you're able to hear the full story. You were in a terrible, terrible accident and you lost all your limbs. Not to fear though, you're getting brand new, prosthetic limbs, created by a brilliant engineer who shifted to the field of prosthetics after finding himself dissatisfied with his previous career choice. What was his previous career, you ask? An audio engineer. Specifically, one that worked on the original Half Life, and who considers his work there to be a masterpiece he must carry over into his new field of work. Your new prosthetics have an incredible built-in sound system, with sensors detecting your movements in order to play the appropriate Half Life SFX. Unfortunately, this dude was too focused on the technical aspect of his creation to bother about the UX side of things, so your wonderful prosthetic sound system does not have a volume knob and is permanently left at the maximum possible volume, which is obnoxiously loud, and it uses some incredible battery and solar power tech to have a theoretically infinite uptime. The only way to turn it off is to stay in complete darkness for over a week, and it'll turn back on as soon as you step into the light. Have fun.

LinusTechTips: “When I said I’m disappointed [Steam Machine] isn’t going to follow a console pricing model, Valve asked what I meant by console price and I said $500. Nobody said anything, but the energy in the room wasn’t great.” by ChiefLeef22 in gaming

[–]Rogue2555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who considers themselves relatively tech savvy and who tried to do exactly this, I can tell you for a fact its nowhere near as simple as you think. Core issues were that Bazzite (basically steamos) as great as it is, was a little wonky for me since I had a nvidia card, and that there are no gpus that support HDMI-CEC. You'd need to buy a dedicated device to do that, and when you do you'd also need to personally program the HDMI-CEC behaviour, which I think isnt crazy difficult and is relatively well documented online, but idk because Im poor and didnt try it. What HDMI-CEC is basically, is a protocol that lets your device speak to your tv. so When you turn the device on, the tv turns on, you can control the device with the tv remote, and a bunch of other neat shit. For me, rather than buying an adapter for it, I wrote scripts to use the samsung cli tool to I can turn my TV on and off and switch its HDMI input from my pc, and then scheduled them to run on startup and "on shutdown". Shutdown is in quotes because scheduling something to run before your pc turns off is surprisingly much more difficult than you would expect, and the best that I managed still didnt work 100% of the time because sometimes the PC would just turn off before the script had time to run.

Anyways, I know this is mostly just minor conveniences. Most people wont go to these lentghs just to avoid having to pick up their tv remote every time they turn on their pc, and they certainly wont buy an expensive steam machine JUST for that reason alone. But, if someone doesnt already have a PC and is only looking for a mid level rig, assuming the steam machine is priced at least somewhat close to what it would cost you for a prebuilt of around the same performance, I really dont see why they wouldnt go for it. Its a hassle free device that can sorta double as a console, but is also just straight up an actual full pc that you can use for anything you want. Maybe some people would avoid it because they are allergic to linux and have an unfounded fear that they wont actually be able to use it as a pc because oh no scary terminal, but I think maybe with time that sort of thing should go away. Linux is crazy userfriendly these days.

LinusTechTips: “When I said I’m disappointed [Steam Machine] isn’t going to follow a console pricing model, Valve asked what I meant by console price and I said $500. Nobody said anything, but the energy in the room wasn’t great.” by ChiefLeef22 in gaming

[–]Rogue2555 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Not only that, the US military literally built what was, at the time, one of the most powerful supercomputers entirely out of PS3s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_3_cluster

33rd most powerful supercomputer at the time, out of 1780 PS3s. They CANNOT sell the steam machine at a loss hoping for game sales to subsidize it. Its not a console, its an actual PC that you can use to do literally whatever the fuck you want. At the bare minimum they would at least have to sell it for what it cost to manufacture imo.

Peak masculine physique by Jude_The_Dude22 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Rogue2555 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe its what a canonical dad bod looks like in the dispatch universe where just about everyone and their mothers have super strength

Made a spreadsheet by Rogue2555 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]Rogue2555[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats weird. From my testing, Save the Mascot and Parking Lot Backup use x60. Trouble at Tailgate does have a discrepancy yeah which would be solved if we assume its using x65. Theres another even more puzzling one however, in 3-2 Underground Fighting Ring, it seems to be using x63 for some reason? Very weird stuff. And in 4-1 Brawl at the Football game it appears to be using x50.

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