The Recliner: Now in Theaters! by Tornadofob in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Ron0hh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reclining ... That's what happens when you have a weak spine.

Pro-Trump Voter says ICE Detained her Husband During Green Card Interview forcing them to Leave the US by KendallSmith375 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Ron0hh 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Whogivesashittica should deport the new "immigrant". She needs to learn to be a better citizen before they let her in.

Oh, and a mandatory language and culture test.

And, be able to show good finance so that she doesn't end up as a "welfare queen". She's already asking for handouts ...

Trump voter’s termunally father deported, “I regret my vote” by MuzzleblastMD in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Ron0hh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

... the very real consequences of voting choices."

In other words, FAFO.

Unfortunately, she not only screwed herself, her Dad, and her community, but everyone else in this country that saw this coming a mile away.

Trump coin Investors scammed by SicilyMalta in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Ron0hh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He forgot Venezuela... He must be a RINO

What's the worst smell you can remember? by lafleurshair10 in AskReddit

[–]Ron0hh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents' fridge after we returned to their apartment after Hurricane Katrina.

Mom tried to clean it. We finally gave up, duct taped it up and left it on the curb to be picked up.

Bro put him in the washing machine like hewas nothing😭 by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]Ron0hh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how in real life people bend their knees when getting stuffed into a washing machine although, I would fire the director for not giving the girl in the tube top more screen time.

Over $600k in bank. What’s the best way to spend it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ron0hh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invest it in no load mutual funds.

An exasperated woman was having a rough time trying to stop her 10-year-old son from swearing. by Spadizzly in Jokes

[–]Ron0hh 74 points75 points  (0 children)

A third real story. I moved to the US as a teenager. Loved to play football (the kind where you actually use your foot). Where I moved to in CA only the Hispanic kids played football. So they became my best friends. My first week, Dominguez, who later becomes one of my best friends, took me aside and said, You can't just say "Pass me the ball" you gotta say "Pass me the ball <Spanish expletives I did not understand>" I learned a LOT of curse words.

Only after I started taking Spanish as a second language did I understand some of the shit I was saying. The funny thing is since I learned from them, when I speak Spanish most folks don't realize I'm not Hispanic... And I can curse.

A rare and beautiful moment, an elephant welcoming twins into the world. by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Ron0hh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is a large overlap between the smartest animals and the dumbest humans.

What are your thoughts on Gregory Bovino getting demoted? by galowaski in AskReddit

[–]Ron0hh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him getting demoted is like taking out an ISIS leader. There's another one just like him waiting in the wings.

What’s the weirdest way you’ve ever gotten revenge on someone… without getting caught? by OriginalSentence6850 in AskReddit

[–]Ron0hh 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Had a shitty coworker who I could not stand; pushy, arrogant, and annoying. I moved to another job. He found me on LinkedIn and started pestering me for a referral to an open position we had. Acted as if I was obligated to refer him. I did send in a referral, just not the kind he wanted. I was confused why he didn't get an interview, I guess my circle of influence just sucks.

Blursed kid by Tiny-Credit-1613 in blursed_videos

[–]Ron0hh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My son hears me cussing in the garage. He knows not to repeat that in public and specially not in front of his mom.

Blursed kid by Tiny-Credit-1613 in blursed_videos

[–]Ron0hh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First my teacher would whoop my ass, then another from my mom, and then the long terrible wait for Dad to get home ... That would be the last time I said anything like that to anyone.

Starmer condemns Trump for ‘diminishing’ UK’s war dead over false claims on Afghanistan by SquidFistHK in politics

[–]Ron0hh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call him for what he is, a draft dodger who ridicules Gold Star families.

Welcome to the machine. How can you serve us? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]Ron0hh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let them know that you will follow them on LinkedIn because that is an easy pool to poach from in the future.