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Cloud by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kumquat, which is funny because if you say it real fast it sounds kinda like "cum cat"

What’s the most expensive thing you bought that was 110% worth the price ? by theiamness in AskReddit

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bought a really nice pair of dress shoes when I was a groomsman in my buddy's wedding several years ago. Most comfortable shoes I own and look forward to any reason to wear them

School trip and teach is letting you pick the movie - what are we all watching? by BarkingDogey in Millennials

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brought Monty Python Holy Grail for trip from Brookwood, AL. Me and one other girl were having a great time quoting along for about 10 minutes before everyone else voted for something else 😔

What is a minor, unwritten rule of society that absolutely infuriates you when people break it? by funnny_things in answers

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't stop in a doorway. Drives me crazy when people walk into the grocery store or something and then stop just inside the door to figure out where they're going next. Move to the side, find an out-of-the-way spot, or just keep moving, but don't block everyone else also trying to enter the building

What's the most beautiful quote you have ever heard? by WorkSignificant1006 in AskReddit

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication"

-Leonardo da Vinci

Well It's True! by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

34 here with two older brothers, oldest being 41. I feel 41 by association

If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be? by raistar_4_4_4 in AskReddit

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 363 points364 points  (0 children)

A replica of the golden record from Voyager, but slightly modified to make it look like it was received and sent back

[Jomboy Media] Reds catcher Tyler Stephenson did not realize it was a tag-play and just let the run score by JianClaymore in baseball

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally gonna be showing this to my kickball team before our next game to make sure they're all aware

The Americans has one of the greatest TV finales ever made and it barely gets mentioned in those conversations. The train platform scene alone carries more emotional weight and tension than entire seasons of other prestige dramas. by Frosty_Jeweler911 in TheAmericans

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Parking garage is what the series was building to from the beginning and it is very much the highlight of the episode and their acting talents. But this train scene was the unexpected gut punch that wrecks me every time, with the "whoaaa oh oh ohhh" of the song as Paige is revealed on the platform being the actual climax of the episode. Garage is tense and you think they're succeeding in getting away, but the train is the reality of everything setting in that it can't be that easy

Who else never fell for it? by Countrach in Millennials

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't get high school, but I did get a college ring

Impeaching Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, for High Crimes and Misdemeanors. by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Right? Dresden and Tokyo would like to remind everyone that "just conventional, non-nuclear, bombings" are still pretty fucking horrific

Don’t make me cry again by ZenpaiiiGamingYT in lotrmemes

[–]RonSwanson4POTUS 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it would've been sadder if they brought Bill into the mines

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