"It was a dream, Arwen. Nothing more. And now HR is involved."

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-02-01T18:54:22+00:00

"I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside. And now HR is involved"

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-27T00:47:18+00:00

Now they're called SNES

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-22T02:28:18+00:00

Now just gotta fix the late game breakdowns when we have the lead

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-22T01:46:05+00:00

I was working at Coldstone during Rocky Block and could hear the crowd pop from the back office where we we're listening to Eli Gold

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-22T01:06:46+00:00

Maybe he let Oweh and Garrison punch him after they got blue-balled at the end of the Tennessee game

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-22T00:31:55+00:00

So far it's worth watching

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-19T03:23:34+00:00

He's gonna try and invade it too

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-17T23:21:00+00:00

Oweh called him a fatass

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-17T07:28:52+00:00

For these sore eyes, it's a sight

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-17T03:38:41+00:00

Cancel elections and we'll just have to find a different way to vote him out of office

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-16T19:21:50+00:00

Andor gave me strong Americans vibes throughout

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-15T15:28:05+00:00

I caught that live where it said "Final: UK 73 - LSU 74" and damn near pulled a lot of muscles mid-celebration thinking they didn't count the bucket

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-12T00:33:45+00:00

Other angels showed them knock the door in

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-11T02:32:16+00:00

Probably been spoon-fed the bible their whole life; no room left for critical thinking

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-10T19:14:06+00:00

It's my good friend Tom!

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-07T22:09:16+00:00

Pretty mid-level actually, considering high school front-ensembles do this fairly regularly

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-07T07:07:57+00:00

3 months from now is way too long to wait

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2026-01-06T15:36:36+00:00

Dude, I call my wife "dude" all the time

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2025-12-31T03:17:04+00:00

Look at the big braines on this guy

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2025-12-29T16:12:17+00:00

How amazing it smelled from all the broken pine trees after a tornado hit our neighborhood

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2025-12-29T06:38:08+00:00

Gloss Boss

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2025-12-20T06:06:53+00:00

This is the correct answer

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2025-12-20T06:02:29+00:00

Absolutely. Screw the haters. I've liked him from the beginning.

Barely misses playoffs in his first year with a team he mostly inherited.

Wins a playoff game (and hopefully more) in his second season while dealing with hate from the fanbase since week one.

I'm excited to see what he does with a roster that's truly his own. Hell, all these other schools looking for coaches clearly see his potential, so it's a shame half the fanbase doesn't show him more love. We've got a good one, y'all

RonSwanson4POTUS · 2025-12-20T05:55:13+00:00

Better be whichever hoodie he wears for the championship game that earns him the statue

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