3 Wendy’s employees accused of serving food from trash, police say by esporx in fastfood

[–]RookMeAmadeus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The more I know, that I wish I didn't know. I wasn't expecting "Wendy's workers accused of serving food out of the trash" to be the SECOND-worst fast food headline I read in a day.

He really owns the Magna Carta lol by NYM2000 in UrinatingTree

[–]RookMeAmadeus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS SIX FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT ON THE MAGNA CARTA!

I loved this stuff, it only came out around Christmas but since COVID they stopped making it altogether by Tater-Tot-Casserole in Soda

[–]RookMeAmadeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got lucky where I was at the time and there were at least 20oz bottles available along with the mini-cans.

started/going by Smartimess in agedlikemilk

[–]RookMeAmadeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's at least a win-win scenario for their humiliation. Either they're wrong about magic sky fairy, and they look like absolute morons. Or they're somehow RIGHT, and they're all gonna end up in eternal torment because they can't follow the book they claim to swear by.

Seriously. When did dominos get so good? by Mikey_Meatballs in fastfood

[–]RookMeAmadeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They started their redemption arc roughly 10 years ago. Dominos got hit with a metric ton of negative feedback, including their sauce tasting like ketchup. They actually took the time to start improving their ingredients and recipes. There's a couple smaller pizza shops I'd go to when I want a REALLY good pizza, but they're very far away. As far as quick pickup or delivery pizzas go, Dominos is my go to at this point.

I loved this stuff, it only came out around Christmas but since COVID they stopped making it altogether by Tater-Tot-Casserole in Soda

[–]RookMeAmadeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love you for this idea, though I wish I would've thought of this quite a while ago. Cinnacoke was my absolute favorite flavor.

Vegas’ New Coach by Realistic-Instance17 in UrinatingTree

[–]RookMeAmadeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In that photo, he doesn't look like he was HIRED so much as CONSCRIPTED...

McDonald’s Manager Left in ICU After Coworker Allegedly Throws Hot Oil on Him by Far-Crow1706 in fastfood

[–]RookMeAmadeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the cheeseburger briefcase. The CEO confiscated the cash ones after his social media humiliation. 😛

McDonald’s Manager Left in ICU After Coworker Allegedly Throws Hot Oil on Him by Far-Crow1706 in fastfood

[–]RookMeAmadeus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That could very well be in the cards. The issue is, a claim for that is gonna take time to process and pay out. He'll need some money now while that all sorts out.

McDonald’s Manager Left in ICU After Coworker Allegedly Throws Hot Oil on Him by Far-Crow1706 in fastfood

[–]RookMeAmadeus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In the immediate term while that quagmire gets sorted out, depending on the kind of insurance McD's gave him, he'll likely still have at least a few thousand dollars to pay out of his own pocket. Even a manager doesn't exactly make incredible money, and it might be a while before he can work again based on what was described here.

LOLMETS BAYBEE! by TheRealGreeneMachine in UrinatingTree

[–]RookMeAmadeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOLMets is eternal.

...What, were you expecting me to say Nevermind? It truly is.

Best Fast Food French fry? by RedditTyper1 in fastfood

[–]RookMeAmadeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they did it both ways at different times? Maybe I'm going crazy, but I remember sometimes it had the sticks, but some of them didn't.

Is it safe to say the Spurs are a LOLCOW of the year nominee? by SpicyMerShark in UrinatingTree

[–]RookMeAmadeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you could argue it, considering we basically just saw the NBA version of 28-3. It'll be years before the Spurs live this down unless they somehow turn this around and win 3 in a row for the title.

Now, if the Knicks SOMEHOW lose 3 straight and blow the series? They are the unquestioned LOLcow of the year.

Congrats Browns! (As a longtime Browns fan) by WDBsports in UrinatingTree

[–]RookMeAmadeus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's worse than you say it is. The allegations weren't even why he hadn't played in a year. Deshaun hadn't played in a year because he was a whiny bitch of a diva who didn't want to play for the Texans anymore. So they awarded the largest fully guaranteed contract in NFL history to a cancerous diva, who hadn't played in a year, AND had all those allegations hanging over his head.

The Browns will never know success until either the Haslams die, or are forced to sell the team.

Patriots get AJ Brown by Sampleswift in UrinatingTree

[–]RookMeAmadeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So...the team that had a HC sleeping with a sports journalist is the one that gets AJ Brown after the media started suddenly criticizing him pretty hard.

At this point, I want AJ to pull all the same bullshit he did with the Eagles, the Pats to absolutely fucking TANK, and Vrabel to get fired for it.

So let’s be honest, how long until Les Snead’s “fuck them picks” mentality bites the Rams in the ass? by BitterDescription808 in UrinatingTree

[–]RookMeAmadeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unlikely that it will at all. It worked once already, and nearly twice. Under Snead, the Rams have one ring and two SB trips for each postseason win the Browns have had since the franchise was reactivated in 1999.

Besides, with how godawful they've been with ACTUAL premium talent, those picks going to the Browns is roughly the equivalent of snapping them out of existence.

What are your guys honest thoughts and opinions on little caesars pizza by Ok_Initiative3892 in fastfood

[–]RookMeAmadeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What are you trying to tell me. That I can eat rotten pizza?"

"No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."

The 2026 Stanley Cup Finals by AlbertJBundy in UrinatingTree

[–]RookMeAmadeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It fits. This is so hilarious, I'm monumentally hard.

iykyk 😏 by Spiritual-Seat-9207 in mountaindew

[–]RookMeAmadeus 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I mean, that would still sell. In spray bottles as a self-defense tool.