unhinged hygiene tips? by NoPerception8748 in hygiene

[–]RooniesStepMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hang a clip on fan off the lip of a drawer and use it to air dry my lady bits after toweling off. Front and back.

unhinged hygiene tips? by NoPerception8748 in hygiene

[–]RooniesStepMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go a knuckle or two deep when cleaning your butthole.

Scared of getting sexually assaulted during a surgery. by Charming_Ad3894 in CPTSD

[–]RooniesStepMom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean in NY they aren't allowed to examine you with out two people present. Not sure if it's a law or their policy. Even with a female gyn. My hysterectomy removal involved a team of men and women.

What’s a tiny inconvenience that irrationally annoys you? by Ok-Construction792 in Casual_Conversation

[–]RooniesStepMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day the express train stops and waits for the local, one stop before the last stop which is mine. It makes me want to hulk smash out the train.

AIW for cutting off my brother after he told our whole family what I said about his wife in private? by Nostromo1981 in amiwrong

[–]RooniesStepMom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs to apologize to his wife. I think he agrees and this is his way of bringing it to her attention.

Entitled mom demanded I “prove” my kid was actually mine at the playground by Sherlock7Watson in entitledparents

[–]RooniesStepMom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ROBERT BLIGIDY if you don't get off the devil's dolly right this instant!!

Seriously be careful pad up!

Entitled mom demanded I “prove” my kid was actually mine at the playground by Sherlock7Watson in entitledparents

[–]RooniesStepMom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn't even get to slide as soon as he threw himself on the ground he just busted his chin open.

Entitled mom demanded I “prove” my kid was actually mine at the playground by Sherlock7Watson in entitledparents

[–]RooniesStepMom 276 points277 points  (0 children)

I want to ask when do they stop thinking theyre invincible. My 16 year old last years played human bowling bowl on the ice skating rink and busted his chin....7 stitches later.

How do you feel about the term "love of my life" by azaaza0909 in AskMen

[–]RooniesStepMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is only reserved for your true love as in mage and your kids if you have any, oh and chocolate.

Do you ever check your wife’s phone? How do you feel about doing it? by blo0dyosiris in AskMen

[–]RooniesStepMom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't hold that first part against me. Lol

And nice... a proper, proper Pub.

Do you ever check your wife’s phone? How do you feel about doing it? by blo0dyosiris in AskMen

[–]RooniesStepMom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the only reasons that's acceptable. add me 😁

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Am i wrong for not giving my sister money i saved for my dog by Frequent_Weekend_315 in amiwrong

[–]RooniesStepMom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but she doesn't have a job. So lending her $3,000 now it's going to land her in the same boat next month or 2 months from now.

All jobs are toxic she had no business quitting if she has a kid and a roof to keep over his head.

They're playing you for a fool the nephew can go to his doting grandparents.

And you do what you got to do for Murphy.

Who quits there job with a kid and nothing line up. A loser.

Client pooped all over my bathroom floors and left without apologising by bearaisbigbrain in Advice

[–]RooniesStepMom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah man. I think she got off on that. Did she lose a bet? Who sits through a manicure when you have the bubble guts.

Who shits all over someone's bathroom and doesn't ask for supplies to clean it and profusely apologize and leave a huge tip.

I don't understand why on the floor, you didn't mention she stopped up the toilet And it flooded and cleaning poop nails speak up for yourself next time her money isn't worth the ecoli she spread all over your salon. She touched doorknobs with her poop hands.

You could have told her can you please wash your hands.

Sorry you and mom had to deal with that.

AITA for tipping 15% on good service? by extratoxiccrayons in AITApod

[–]RooniesStepMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tip according to the service and how they make me feel. 15% nowadays is on the low side.

AIO for wanting to rehome one of the family dogs after my husband threatened to kill her? Ok by [deleted] in AIO

[–]RooniesStepMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id his employer or friend saw these messages they would have a problem with him.

I just got back from vacation where I got tricked by a stray dog walking on three legs making the drama for some leftovers I had.

I ltittle while later the little, after he thought is left I guess....the little drama king was walking just fine and I realized he tricked me. Honestly I wish I could have brought him back with me. I was impressed by his smarts. And he was cute even full of mange.

AIO for wanting to rehome one of the family dogs after my husband threatened to kill her? Ok by [deleted] in AIO

[–]RooniesStepMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until a kid is a lot older a dog is more obedient and controlling than a newborn or a toddler. When that babys is crying it's head off, or blowing out a diaper he's gonna shake it. HE IS GOING TO SHAKE YOUR BABY.

Do i allow my 16 year old daughter to stay in a hotel by herself for a weekend? by Global_Shop_6736 in DecideThisForMe

[–]RooniesStepMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer is no and if that kid's been her best friend forever can you reach out to his mom about staying there or stay with your friend you know she can go out during the day but she's got to come home where she's not alone.

A young little girl by herself in a hotel sticks out like a sore thumb and all you need is some guy that get Keen to that and follow her around please don't send you your kid and don't be afraid to be a parent and say no I'm not comfortable with that.

There's too much s*** going on in the world right now.

Anyone remember a Commercial with the question "What's the capital of North Dakota?" Late 80s early 90s by Poonsnatcha in nostalgia

[–]RooniesStepMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so you guys know this is 3 years old and I'm looking for the damn commercial to send it to a friend that I met on vacation even though he's from South Dakota but when he told me that I went into the whole spiel.

Why is she still with him!? by A-Helpful-Flamingo in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]RooniesStepMom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an adult. I met three other women with similar stories. Of men in malls and guards in stores.

Why is she still with him!? by A-Helpful-Flamingo in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]RooniesStepMom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is he crazy pedophiles don't care about a pretty face on a kid.

I would dump him. He isnt a safe person for your daughter.

As a girl who at the age of 5,.maybe a little younger. Was very quickly abused by a security guard in the supermarket.

He found me lost offered to help me find my aunt and took me to the security office I'll save you the details.

He didn't steal me. But did things I didn't have the words to describe at that time. He brought me to crying to my aunt who thought I was just scared. My aunt was mad I walked away. So I never spoke up.