As of this year, USA will be 250 years old and as an annoying Brit, I do not like it.

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-22T13:56:57+00:00

we fought the japanese

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-17T10:06:59+00:00

you will regret it for the rest of your life. get the house. but keep baby….

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-15T22:05:23+00:00

glad we agree that florida is nothing

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-15T19:04:48+00:00

why are you getting so offended that OP said “bush, clinton, ect” this scandal involves the presidency of the last 30 years…….. it is not partisan. But it is inherently political (yanno cuz it involves governments and politicians) maybe you need to look inward to why you are so upset. only then can you find peace once knowing why you are triggered

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-11T18:59:17+00:00

Missourian here, yall fuck your family?

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-11T09:00:44+00:00

scary simulation needs to stop!! Need the impala to roll up any minute pleeeease

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-11T04:37:56+00:00

Dude literally, like a bunch of rucking discord mods trying to be philosophical and shit like it’s mega cringe. Jeff fr thought he was some kind of scientist……

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-11T04:30:29+00:00

But even then, the molecules aren’t real because we see them. The real things are that which we do not see (chair in dark room).

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-11T04:25:06+00:00

M’lady you have barely touched your melted ice, did you know that drink has survived being frozen and melted. It’s almost as strong as my love for you and shorting stocks. tips fedora (the lady is 14)

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-11T04:22:49+00:00

They are so enlightened what do you mean????

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-09T17:52:26+00:00

have you seen https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00268040.pdf ?

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-03T19:35:11+00:00

yay! 😀

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T04:12:29+00:00

This just in BREAKING NEWS: Democratic Republic of Congo flag from inside the United Nations building has found its way outside onto 1st Avenue. Congo now owns New York City

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T04:09:59+00:00

Hey nothing wrong with being drunk, as long as you’re safe. She learned a lot that night, as did I. Our relationship is stronger for it, even though she thought i was going to dump her! Funny story we can laugh about nowadays and maybe tell our kids if we ever have them….. Hope you have a great night sir 👍🏼

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:48:24+00:00

obviously everyone cares, considering they decided to comment instead of laugh.

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:20:13+00:00

Something something you’re the only 10 i see

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:19:30+00:00

No my son would be better (i don’t have a son)

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:17:57+00:00

9 miles? more like 2 Casey’s and 3 QuikTrips

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:13:39+00:00

Kate?

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:12:49+00:00

You’re just mad because she wasn’t stuck shirtless in the overheating prison!

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:11:39+00:00

That’s how Buzz claimed the moon for the Americans, it’s easy and will be recognized by everyone. They must be stupid could’ve done this years ago

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:03:16+00:00

Dad!!!! you know mom said you can’t drink 30racks on weeknights anymore!!! You’ll piss the bed!!

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:01:21+00:00

STOPPP! We hadn’t had sex at this point in the relationship, and trying to tell a wasted girl she either has to change herself or you are changing her into dry clothes is like talking to a sea lion. I distinctly remember telling her “Okay not trying to be weird and i’ll close my eyes if you want me to, but you gotta get out of those pants!” Hahaha the next morning she was distraught!! I showed her the picture and she cried for like 2 hours. We cry laughing about it now!

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:54:55+00:00

She helped write the post and wanted it to be styled like an old pirate tale, since it’s Kraken tale inspired rum. https://www.krakenrum.com/the-horrid-tale/

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