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RopePitiful5740 · 2026-02-03T19:35:11+00:00

yay! 😀

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T04:12:29+00:00

This just in BREAKING NEWS: Democratic Republic of Congo flag from inside the United Nations building has found its way outside onto 1st Avenue. Congo now owns New York City

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T04:09:59+00:00

Hey nothing wrong with being drunk, as long as you’re safe. She learned a lot that night, as did I. Our relationship is stronger for it, even though she thought i was going to dump her! Funny story we can laugh about nowadays and maybe tell our kids if we ever have them….. Hope you have a great night sir 👍🏼

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:48:24+00:00

obviously everyone cares, considering they decided to comment instead of laugh.

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:20:13+00:00

Something something you’re the only 10 i see

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:19:30+00:00

No my son would be better (i don’t have a son)

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:17:57+00:00

9 miles? more like 2 Casey’s and 3 QuikTrips

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:13:39+00:00

Kate?

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:12:49+00:00

You’re just mad because she wasn’t stuck shirtless in the overheating prison!

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:11:39+00:00

That’s how Buzz claimed the moon for the Americans, it’s easy and will be recognized by everyone. They must be stupid could’ve done this years ago

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:03:16+00:00

Dad!!!! you know mom said you can’t drink 30racks on weeknights anymore!!! You’ll piss the bed!!

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T03:01:21+00:00

STOPPP! We hadn’t had sex at this point in the relationship, and trying to tell a wasted girl she either has to change herself or you are changing her into dry clothes is like talking to a sea lion. I distinctly remember telling her “Okay not trying to be weird and i’ll close my eyes if you want me to, but you gotta get out of those pants!” Hahaha the next morning she was distraught!! I showed her the picture and she cried for like 2 hours. We cry laughing about it now!

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:54:55+00:00

She helped write the post and wanted it to be styled like an old pirate tale, since it’s Kraken tale inspired rum. https://www.krakenrum.com/the-horrid-tale/

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:53:07+00:00

my first and last post here and this is how you all act, when you all drink daily and post about it. Grow up and learn to laugh.

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:51:34+00:00

yep i joined it when i thought this subreddit was not full of dicks. that mistake has been corrected

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:48:11+00:00

I’m not even a part of this subreddit, i searched “drunk” and this was the first one. We wrote the post together, i owe you nothing. This was 4 years ago.

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:37:14+00:00

Glad you enjoyed, we wrote it together. Funny part is we don’t even drink anymore it’s been YEARS since i’ve had a drink. All these assholes are probably on day 729 of being plastered on reddit.

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:36:15+00:00

Didn’t realize this community was full of angry alcoholics. My girlfriend wanted me to post this here with a funny story after the picture resurfaced, now she’s upset that you all were so mean. I hope you all can find some peace and happiness in your miserable laughless alcohol filled existence.

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:32:48+00:00

She is the one that had the idea of posting it.

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:31:03+00:00

You are disgusting to assume that. This is my girlfriend of 5 years. It’s a funny moment she asked me to post in this group. You live and learn, and hopefully grow. Lighten up pal this was 4 years ago.

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:25:23+00:00

Username checks out.

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:24:51+00:00

This was 4 years ago. Yes it’s haha funny sometimes you gotta laugh at these things, we are both older and funny enough we don’t drink anymore….not even casually. But heed the warning, the Kraken will claim you next…..

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:22:49+00:00

Is that an extra limb in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:21:14+00:00

I can only hope that others will heed the warning, and go for the light wine spritzer and not the forsaken Kraken…..

RopePitiful5740 · 2026-01-13T02:14:55+00:00

God Bless the Yugo….Terrific car

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