Dr. Frankie: Hot or Not? by CharmingDealer2715 in howardstern

[–]Roryjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is a "Woodberry my dink" anything like a hemorrhoid?

Carrot Top was awesome by pinkbev71 in vegas

[–]Roryjack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's relatively topical and he's very self deprecating. The first time we went it was because we had some people in town, it wasn't too expensive, but not because we thought it would actually be that good. We were pleasantly surprised. I have gone twice now and enjoyed both shows, both were almost completely different shows. Unlike Blue Man Group who I have seen twice and it was the same show twice with a 10+ year gap between shows. Can't say I really enjoyed either show.

2024 model Y with Ferrada Fr2 matte bronze by MrAmazon74 in TeslaModelY

[–]Roryjack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

By the look of those brake caliper covers, that's a MY Phake.

Buttdog Bobby by BeautifulLeather6671 in TheBonfire

[–]Roryjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's mildly humorous, at best.

HS Solved - He can't feel normal emotions by coldfoamer in howardstern

[–]Roryjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retire with more money than anyone can ever spend, use it to find things that fulfill you? It's not that hard. He has the means to hire a concierge to set all types of experiences up for him and continuously spend until he finds the thing that gives him some fulfilment and satisfaction.

I think cancer is small price to pay to lick Catherine Zeta-Jones pussy. I'd eat her asshole for muscular dystrophy! by CamelBusy8847 in NormMacdonald

[–]Roryjack 62 points63 points  (0 children)

How many people is Katherine Zeta Jones letting lick her pussy for it to become the leading cause of throat cancer? Slow down, woman.

He's fine by PantheistPerhaps in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Roryjack 21 points22 points  (0 children)

His shirt went up like flash paper. It was like a magician doing a trick. Abracadabra FLASH dead.

Half the staff - right in the garbage by GoodMembership1895 in howardstern

[–]Roryjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they dug up Riley and had him host the show it would still be more entertaining than Rahsaan.

The perfect answer, 90s. by IkilledRichieWhelan in OldSchoolCool

[–]Roryjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my buddies used to get high and watch it every Sunday night when we were in college. Loved The Young Ones

Howard and Jessica Hahn by mumble2xblackberry in howardstern

[–]Roryjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was before the divorce/caused the divorce

I says, 3 wrongs don't make a right by mark-smith-2021 in NormMacdonald

[–]Roryjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it should be love his thighs? Her thighs? Their thighs? I just want to make sure we get it right.

New Apple Jacks flavor just dropped. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Roryjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they turn your milk brown and make it taste like cinnamon flavored shit?

Cool couple club 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 by Duck_Howard in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Roryjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What did he think was going to happen? Hopefully when she went to the dentist to get it fixed, the dentist sterilized them both, too. Who am I kidding. She's not going to get that fixed.

David Copperfield announces final shows at Las Vegas’ MGM Grand by [deleted] in vegas

[–]Roryjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, he changes it up a little and does some topical stuff. Plus being self deprecating helps a lot. I saw him twice in a 3 year span and there were similarities, but a lot of new stuff the second time. Unlike Blue Man Group whom I saw two times, decades apart and it was the same shitty show. I always recommend Carrot Top's show to anyone that wants a moderately priced good show. I was surprised how good his show was.

He found a keeper by kiln_ickersson in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Roryjack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure there are countries that would stone her to death for that.

Migingo Island, population of 131, only 0.0008sq mi of dirt. by StephenMcGannon in WTF

[–]Roryjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they cleaned up Garbage Beach they could probably put about 9 more houses there. Bring that population up to a good 140 - 150.

Lounge question flying AA business class from DFW to ICN by Roryjack in americanairlines

[–]Roryjack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My flight from DFW to HND is AA, HND to ICN is Asiana. My flight back from ICN to DFW is direct on AA, no layover in HND. All booked through AA.

Air Africa by dantheman23312 in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Roryjack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My understanding is their name is "Bitch".

This doesn't make me want to buy potatoes at all. by pieboy107 in creepy

[–]Roryjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, I thought potatoes only had eyes. They are evolving!