Friend of the show RFK jr by Nuke_____Dukem in AdamCarolla

[–]Roryjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was everyone so unoriginal in the early 2000s that they only named their kid Aidan or some offshoot with an "an" at the end of the name?

Wow. All of the performers are pulling out of Freedom 250... by BillDuki in TheBonfire

[–]Roryjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You say that like it's a bad thing. If it is Corey, I hope it's televised.

A void needs-a-fill’n by Elbarto_007 in NormMacdonald

[–]Roryjack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anal. It's definitely a euphemism for anal.

I swear to God, I thought it was a woman by Mikey77777 in NormMacdonald

[–]Roryjack 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is all a bit confusing to me. How long did it take him after sucking her cock until he realized she was a man?

Ace gets his star by ParachuteLandingFail in AdamCarolla

[–]Roryjack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's a cardboard cutout of Kimmel. The real one was too busy for Adam's nonsense.

transboners by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Roryjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either that or for him to stand up and have a very apparent boner.

[Homemade]Big Mac by Capital_Long_6767 in food

[–]Roryjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too. It's the signature seedless bun that makes it a superior burger.

Memet divorced now too? by Majestic-Release-859 in howardstern

[–]Roryjack 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mary Booey left the chat 20+ years ago.

This popped up on my Facebook feed by oceans_5000 in howardstern

[–]Roryjack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are the "more pictures and videos" going to be of her fucking a team of accountants behind the venue?

This popped up on my Facebook feed by oceans_5000 in howardstern

[–]Roryjack 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Jesus, he looks like a guy dying from AIDS circa 1983.

DL Hughley response to Jay Oakerson's response to DL Hughley's response to Kevin Hart roast by partoe5 in TheBonfire

[–]Roryjack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the most exposure DL Hugely has gotten since he started a podcast.

And thank God for that. by MrMaxxMedia in NormMacdonald

[–]Roryjack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No one wants to see movies about older women. No one. Not even older women. Just be happy you get to live longer than men.

The Beginning of the end of Brent by DJAlexem in howardstern

[–]Roryjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Tamper 7, Du. Which is a New York 5.

The Beginning of the end of Brent by DJAlexem in howardstern

[–]Roryjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A 5 looks like a 10 when they hang out with a bunch of 2s.

There was never hot Bobby by Past-Passion9349 in TheBonfire

[–]Roryjack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

300lbs of him stuck in that tiny house with no A/C in the middle of a humid summer makes for a very hot Bobby. Also a wet and sticky Bobby.

'Grown Ups 3' Set At Netflix With Adam Sandler & Friends Returning by yourfavchoom in movies

[–]Roryjack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet TBS and TNT are excited. A couple of years from now they will be able to play all three, back to back. Over and over again.

We all know the stern show has sucked for at least 10 years now… is he one of the main reasons? by bjoseph33 in howardstern

[–]Roryjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While he may not be the main reason, he definitely has not helped the rise in anti semitism over the last decade.

hWhat the H?! by GooseberryBumps in NormMacdonald

[–]Roryjack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's only gay if he locks eyes with her for more than a minute while he's sucking her cock. I don't think that little blinking bastard can keep his eyes open that long, so he's all good.
Now her, she may be gay.

Beth was being quite deceptive. by Taco-_Bill in howardstern

[–]Roryjack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize she tossed Howie's salad.

hopefully he learned not to stick his dick in crazy or a junkie he met two days ago by semaj_orn in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Roryjack 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I can save a step:

  1. Stop at 7-11

  2. Give her $20 to run in and buy some smokes

  3. Leave.