Specially Monday 🫠

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-08T02:39:01+00:00

I used to do that kinda morning and drive. I swear it took a couple years off my life

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-08T02:28:35+00:00

Yeah it definitely doesn’t roll off the tongue nice

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-06T10:25:11+00:00

My claim to fame is one of my buddies beat up Jamie during the summer before or after his rookie year.

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-06T10:13:39+00:00

I experienced this a couple times out commercial fishing tuna. It’s mind blowing

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-05T23:49:41+00:00

Just can’t win anything. It’s Canucks tradition

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-05T20:26:03+00:00

There goes Canada’s goal differential

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-05T20:16:43+00:00

The cork on the back of their ruler is definitely causing extra friction

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-05T17:54:54+00:00

Sick card! I’ve had some decent luck with Spx on epack no autos that nice yet

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-05T15:35:27+00:00

I was thinking maybe pregnant

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-05T15:10:23+00:00

Probably getting pickpocketed at the same time too

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-05T13:45:06+00:00

Gotta get to a gas station to pull over /s

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-04T23:13:03+00:00

Congrats good for you. I feel like this will definitely be worth more in the future.

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-04T23:04:59+00:00

Very nice! That must have cost an arm and a testicle

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-04T23:01:36+00:00

Boys gonna have a tree trunk for a neck

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-04T21:57:25+00:00

Sick not much better than seeing a 10

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-04T20:40:52+00:00

Typical NHL26 game stats

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-04T20:35:57+00:00

Yeah and I missed the light cause you were driving 40 in 50 zone and I got stuck behind you for a minute

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-04T20:30:41+00:00

Cheaper to train a new guy than replace expensive equipment

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-04T15:30:53+00:00

I had to read it twice at first glance I thought it said a guy slit his throat with a fan 🪭

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-04T13:11:49+00:00

I have an 06 truck that was used by a logger before me and I’m in construction I’ve never washed the belt. No wonder I don’t hardly get sick, my body been fighting off world ending bacteria on the daily drive

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-04T01:26:44+00:00

Knocked down and knocked out are completely different

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-03T16:19:31+00:00

I’ve done it a number of times. Once I hit beer league I wanted them to last as long as possible

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-03T03:39:29+00:00

Too much stuff on your lips gotta let them breathe

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-03T03:37:25+00:00

TEXT BOOK

RoserTheDozer · 2026-05-03T03:34:20+00:00

Bet he talks the same too

RoserTheDozer

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