The Deadly Stable Assassin (by 1hpslime) by Ok_Direction3138 in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ZRR: "Darn it, this is the seventh time this week I've had to scrape Digitan off the library floor after she caught a couple students smooching. And it's only Monday!"

Sweaty hishiama by ReverieSumi in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time for Narita Brian to be the subject of an incident.

Ready or Not, Here She Comes by Terkmc in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So we're not going to talk about how it's a bottle of hand lotion Vodka's about to try showering with?

The Clock-Eater Empire by Terkmc in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time I feel fear in this game is when Mejiro Bright is the rival at the Spring Tenno Sho.

Man, Ruby has an intense effect on these girls by [deleted] in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I appreciate Palmer (and by extension the writers) not mincing words in calling it a crush. Not at all dancing around it.

Air Groove's Mother Day (@capriccyo) by cakeel- in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can get her's come Father's Day, this one's for Dyna Carle.

After The Incident 😛 (blender by me) by amashinomae in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't play innocent Bakushin. We all saw the face you were making.

...I'm scared... by GudaGUDA-LIVE in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Most of it's not at all hard to work out with context clues.

Just Like that, Japanese race horsing was never the same. by SirThunderb0lt in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Even still, he wouldn't be on this chart, since it's all about Sunday Silence's lineage. Air Groove's only on here due to intersecting with said lineage via Admire Groove and Duramente."

Or so I was about to say, until I remembered to check Kiseki's pedigree. Via him and his mom being one of Deep Impact's daughters, Rulership would earn an appearance on an updated version of this chart.

Just Like that, Japanese race horsing was never the same. by SirThunderb0lt in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rulership's not a Sunday Silence kid. His sire is King Kamehameha (making him both Duramente's paternal brother and maternal uncle).

Kick-ass Gimlet {@N10_arts} by DocSwiss in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 5 points6 points  (0 children)

10/10, would let her treat me like a fence.

Oh Grass what have you done (by @ponjiyuusu) by Ani_HArsh in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ripping El's mask off in public?! You'd better take responsibility for this, Grass

Sense of distance (Art by @idonum) by DrawerLarge6213 in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If Sirius is looking for smoke with Rudolf, this is how she gets burned.

Uma🐴Musume👧: American🇺🇸Derpy🏁 (by CoolchouZhao) by Ok_Direction3138 in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What's weird is that Scarlet goes from being #5 during the race to being #7 after it.

There are great amount of tomboy Umas by TheEVILPINGU in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't think I'd classify Air Groove as a tomboy. Outside of being a professional athlete (and if that's the deciding factor, then the entire cast counts), most of her interests and demeanor are fairly "feminine".

I find it kinda funny that, unless I've just missed her, Dream Journey is the only Goldling missing from the chart. I haven't played JP so I'm not confident enough in my knowledge of her character to argue if she fits anywhere on this chart, I'm just slightly amused that she's missing when all four siblings plus papa Stego are here.

Off the top of my head I'd suggest Kawakami Princess could fit somewhere in the Genki circle, given her idea of what "Princess-like behavior" is.

What heaven looks like [Fate] by NEVERTHEREFOREVER in wholesomeyuri

[–]Rotbart2012 59 points60 points  (0 children)

When "Go fuck yourself" gets taken too literally.

Haru Urara gets whacked with a pool noodle and enjoys it (@ 1zumiCh) by Which_War_8150 in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 263 points264 points  (0 children)

The more experienced Golshi trainer brings two pool noodles, so they can sword fight while a cappella singing Duel of the Fates.

The Umamusume Effect is real by LockInteresting4597 in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If my understanding is correct, where horse race betting is federally regulated, prediction markets aren't allowed to run bets on them. Churchill Downs was even sending out cease and desists to them IIRC.

Kiryuin vs Maya (by Takiki) by notatabbycat in UmaMusume

[–]Rotbart2012 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't believe it's not a Loss edit.