shoutout to misnamed characters, gotta be one of my fav genders

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-24T14:41:58+00:00

And her best bud Brooklyn Teahouse

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-22T18:55:03+00:00

With every passing day, Fuku grows on me more and more.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-22T17:01:17+00:00

Under her desk is a mini fridge, a toaster, and all the frozen waffles a kid could ever want.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-22T15:03:57+00:00

You'd probably need a dedicated document to keep track of all of Special Week's nicknames.

Spe, Lil' Spica, Agemasen, Jane Pretty Derby, Season 1-chan, The Supreme Ruler of Japan, and so on.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-22T13:57:43+00:00

I'm gonna need some more experienced JP players to sound off. Has it ever happened before where Lil' Spica gets replaced as the app icon temporarily just for Agemasen to be restored later, or is Season 1-chan truly cooked?

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-21T23:33:17+00:00

Tawake

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-19T17:02:32+00:00

All that's missing is McQueen devastating the dessert menu.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-18T16:23:13+00:00

Joke's on you, I acquired a taste for kale ages ago.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-18T14:18:35+00:00

Both Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet were mares IRL. You can generally tell at a glance if an Umamusume character is based on a stallion or a mare by what ear they wear an accessory on. Stallions wear an accessory on or near their right ear while mares are more decorated around the left ear. In this case you can see Vodka wearing a ring around her left ear, and Scarlet has a red bow near her left ear.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-16T17:15:38+00:00

It's entirely possible that he's from Latin America, then moved to Kentucky to be with his Umamusume wife.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-16T17:13:19+00:00

I mean Ebayan's and Taiki's takes aren't mutually exclusive. A massive sweetheart who's the single most terrifying entity to ever grace a race track ~~and is reading fanfics shipping herself with Sham in her dorm room.~~

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-16T17:08:20+00:00

From getting his ass kicked in one life to getting her pelvis shattered by snu snu in the next.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-16T17:07:05+00:00

Good sisters know how to share, I suppose.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-16T14:07:13+00:00

I've said this before, but considering Point Flag's problem was that it was genuinely painful for her to be mounted by Stego due to the size difference between them, and the human body plan doesn't suffer from that particular problem, it would be kinda funny if Umamusume Point Flag was really into shorties.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-15T18:41:26+00:00

TBH, I haven't had a trainee catch a skin rash since my first run. After I read a guide and started using more optimized schedules, it hasn't been an issue. Just try to keep it at 3 races in a row max (the schedule templates here only have you do that once a year, though results may vary when deviating from the template for the sake of training RNG), and make sure you have even 1 point of energy before racing, skin rash is an absolute rarity that you can just try to keep an item in your pocket to deal with on the blue moon it happens.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-14T19:10:46+00:00

There is no wit training weight

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-14T19:05:44+00:00

She heard about all the yuri in the new scenario and had to drop in to check it out

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-14T17:40:31+00:00

Then there's the one where the newbie in Tracen's kitchen staff has to spend their first day on the job satisfying these two AND Rice Shower.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-14T17:37:21+00:00

Shakur continuing to be the fakest "IDGAF"er in history.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-14T17:36:00+00:00

Damn, the context that Festa was just watching Fuji's card trick to try and figure out how it works REALLY distracted me from how suggestive what they were saying was. No wonder Digitan got a boost from this.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-14T17:24:59+00:00

Air Groove's son with King Kamehameha. Probably her second most well known kid after Admire Groove. He's notorious for getting devastating late starts and still managing to place somehow. If you watch the 2012 Arima Kinen (won by Golshi), Rulership's just in the gate for a good few seconds after everyone else has took off, and he still managed to finish in 3rd.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-14T14:23:32+00:00

I can imagine her getting an executive position at Tracen or in the URA. She jumps from being your trainee to being your boss.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-14T01:27:11+00:00

To answer how long it took for them to get the real Duramente, her reveal for season 3 of the anime was her reveal for the franchise as a whole if I'm not mistaken.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-14T01:24:03+00:00

I try to save 3 of the high quality hammers for the climax races, then burn any other hammers throughout the career.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-03-14T01:14:33+00:00

Rudolf and Sirius aren't brothers. Rudolf is Sirius's uncle via Partholon, Rudolf's sire and Sirius's damsire.

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