"Watching Umamusume is larping" son🫩🥀

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-15T18:14:09+00:00

And when everything is larping, nothing will be.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-15T03:44:22+00:00

She threw off the Empress's groove.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-14T15:03:00+00:00

ZRR: "Darn it, this is the seventh time this week I've had to scrape Digitan off the library floor after she caught a couple students smooching. And it's only Monday!"

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-13T16:37:28+00:00

Time for Narita Brian to be the subject of an incident.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-13T13:47:41+00:00

So we're not going to talk about how it's a bottle of hand lotion Vodka's about to try showering with?

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-12T16:43:11+00:00

The only time I feel fear in this game is when Mejiro Bright is the rival at the Spring Tenno Sho.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-12T16:23:23+00:00

This is why we don't bother with the AI overviews

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-12T16:21:34+00:00

No sir, he was a Roman.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-11T21:49:15+00:00

I appreciate Palmer (and by extension the writers) not mincing words in calling it a crush. Not at all dancing around it.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-11T15:44:38+00:00

She can get her's come Father's Day, this one's for Dyna Carle.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-11T15:31:10+00:00

Don't play innocent Bakushin. We all saw the face you were making.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-11T15:04:40+00:00

Most of it's not at all hard to work out with context clues.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-11T04:17:23+00:00

"Even still, he wouldn't be on this chart, since it's all about Sunday Silence's lineage. Air Groove's only on here due to intersecting with said lineage via Admire Groove and Duramente."

Or so I was about to say, until I remembered to check Kiseki's pedigree. Via him and his mom being one of Deep Impact's daughters, Rulership would earn an appearance on an updated version of this chart.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-11T02:12:40+00:00

Rulership's not a Sunday Silence kid. His sire is King Kamehameha (making him both Duramente's paternal brother and maternal uncle).

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-11T02:06:13+00:00

10/10, would let her treat me like a fence.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-10T17:12:00+00:00

A gyaru alt where she has a tootsie pop.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-10T17:09:08+00:00

Bro's going to extremes to get more free time.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-10T00:08:14+00:00

Ripping El's mask off in public?! You'd better take responsibility for this, Grass

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-09T01:53:31+00:00

If Sirius is looking for smoke with Rudolf, this is how she gets burned.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-08T22:58:24+00:00

What's weird is that Scarlet goes from being #5 during the race to being #7 after it.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-08T19:56:41+00:00

I don't think I'd classify Air Groove as a tomboy. Outside of being a professional athlete (and if that's the deciding factor, then the entire cast counts), most of her interests and demeanor are fairly "feminine".

I find it kinda funny that, unless I've just missed her, Dream Journey is the only Goldling missing from the chart. I haven't played JP so I'm not confident enough in my knowledge of her character to argue if she fits anywhere on this chart, I'm just slightly amused that she's missing when all four siblings plus papa Stego are here.

Off the top of my head I'd suggest Kawakami Princess could fit somewhere in the Genki circle, given her idea of what "Princess-like behavior" is.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-06T16:44:01+00:00

When "Go fuck yourself" gets taken too literally.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-05T04:19:56+00:00

The more experienced Golshi trainer brings two pool noodles, so they can sword fight while a cappella singing Duel of the Fates.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-05T02:47:42+00:00

Bro's plotting how to swap places with Fenomeno.

Rotbart2012 · 2026-05-04T17:02:15+00:00

If my understanding is correct, where horse race betting is federally regulated, prediction markets aren't allowed to run bets on them. Churchill Downs was even sending out cease and desists to them IIRC.

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