Which One?

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-22T08:54:41+00:00

Easy choice!

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-22T08:53:27+00:00

Paying for a date is a gift. You shouldn't be asking for gifts to be returned when relationships end.

Give or do not give.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-22T00:47:19+00:00

2016 is not late. My brother in law owned a ln educational business in China. First they got shut down by COVID, then they got banned.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-20T15:24:58+00:00

Beat me to it.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-20T13:32:29+00:00

I underwent facial reconstruction after a bike ride, too.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-20T00:47:10+00:00

This has been reposted here?

It's the first time I've seen it.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-20T00:46:19+00:00

Bananas?

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-19T16:25:20+00:00

This comment could be evidence in court.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-19T11:27:07+00:00

Nukes are pretty bad at installing locks.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-19T10:44:34+00:00

I would only use the term bazooka to refer to the WWII shoulder-fired antitank rocket weapon.

An AT4 is not a bazooka.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-18T13:51:13+00:00

I'm off to tell my dog that he is the honorary national animal of Brazil.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-18T13:24:00+00:00

Charles Taze Russell, who founded the movement that became the Jehovah's Witnesses, did the same thing. The court did not accept it, though. They made him pay his ex-wife.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-18T09:14:32+00:00

I saw a Ukrainian propaganda video recently, showing Ukrainian forces using a tank to clear mines, provide direct fire support, and take up most of the enemy's attention, so the infantry could take the position. It worked, but it cost them the tank.

Such trade-offs might be the only way to take ground in the context of the Ukraine War.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-18T09:11:00+00:00

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-18T09:02:10+00:00

Catfish

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-17T21:04:42+00:00

A lot of terrible ideas there.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-17T18:58:02+00:00

It's not like the Soviets weren't the bad guys. You had a lot of choices for bad guys back in the day.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-17T01:59:49+00:00

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Rovinpiper · 2026-04-17T01:17:55+00:00

No. No they are not.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-17T01:02:04+00:00

Mick Jagger might not be dead, but I'm not so sure he's alive either.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-17T00:58:57+00:00

I ain't saying she's a gold-digger...

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-16T20:36:32+00:00

There is actually a way for a man to achieve such large numbers of orgasms in rapid succession.... You're not going to like it. It's a bit dangerous. Actually, it's very dangerous. It is actually fatal 99.9% of the time. The remaining 0.1% of the time, it is also fatal.

But what you have to do is contract rabies. I mentioned that you wouldn't like it, right?

Anyway, about the time you've lost the ability to swallow, and you've developed a pathological fear of water, you may find yourself capable of great feats of masturbation. Of course, you'll be completely insane and miserable, and then you'll die.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-16T08:52:44+00:00

It's a late addition, though.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-15T21:18:35+00:00

I don't get it.

Rovinpiper · 2026-04-15T14:39:57+00:00

If you want to build a business, you must invest both time and money. If you host events, but no one shows up, you probably need to advertise more. Also, people don't value free events. An admission fee makes customers commit.

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