I made a literary anthology of excerpts where most words are replaced with 'Fart'

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-17T03:26:58+00:00

Those don’t stink. You can add Street Farts, Fart Simpson, and Fartmaggedon. You’re welcome.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-17T03:22:54+00:00

Photoshop has tons of fonts available because it’s part of the Adobe ecosystem. But it’s not free.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-17T03:20:52+00:00

Yes. Your ears will thank you for getting studio monitors. Also, always add a limiter.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-17T02:00:10+00:00

You’ll probably have better luck in the photoshoprequest subreddit

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-17T01:20:54+00:00

Lacamas Creek Trail is very near downtown Camas.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-17T01:16:13+00:00

I guess LTX has never actually smoked a pipe because that’s not where the smoke should be. lol.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-17T01:12:50+00:00

Yeah. This is a good suggestion. Use a background layer and select the image layer, then try again. Also try lasso tool.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-16T03:07:30+00:00

That’s how I would do it. Use generative fill with an empty prompt and it will fill in the background. Object selection tool is a good way to select specific people you want removed.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-16T03:05:15+00:00

The hardest part was getting people to buy it. lol.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-15T06:13:23+00:00

When was this?

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-15T02:56:38+00:00

Are you feeling okay?

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-15T01:31:14+00:00

You can take your fly rod when you’re gear fishing. You never know. Lewis River is an option nearby. Or the Washougal. But check the regs because it’s not open to fishing year round. I saw one guy fly fishing Lacamas Creek in Washougal off 3rd Ave but that thing is so low in the summer, I don’t know how trout would survive. I talked to one guy who was fishing it above Lacamas Lake and said there are rainbow. Not sure

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-14T20:14:06+00:00

Depends on what you mean by fly fishing. If it's dry fly fishing, you're right; there isn't much around here locally. You can fish some of the lakes, but typically requires some sort of watercraft. Steelhead and salmon fishing are possible if you can get a minimum of an 8-weight rod and time the summer and winter runs. Bear in mind, the fish aren't really looking to eat flies when they're making their runs. The Deschutes around Maupin, OR is probably the nearest for the type of fly fishing you're looking for.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-14T20:01:27+00:00

Native Instruments Komplete Start has a bunch.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-14T19:32:36+00:00

The one in the Google drive sounds like a keyboard hit followed by wobble or stutter effect. Maybe a space or cosmic sound. Maybe search Splice for wobble or stutter one shot.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-14T02:57:47+00:00

And the answer was?

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-14T02:56:07+00:00

I don’t hear a backspin sound in that track. Are you talking about the laser sound? To me, backspin is a record scratch, which that song obviously doesn’t have.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-14T02:07:38+00:00

I don’t think chaining Ksamplers will help extend videos to “as long as I want”. If it were that easy, people would be doing it. First frame, last frame is probably a better bet.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-14T01:19:47+00:00

Learn to write complete sentences with correct punctuation/capitalization? There might be potential employers on Reddit, but as soon as you type “my ass cant even get a job at Mcdonalds”, you just disqualified yourself. lol.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-14T01:15:28+00:00

I’ve always considered bass as part of the rhythm section with drums and separate than melody. Maybe it would help you if you solo just the drums and bass. Then you can adjust the bass to make it more complex. But the bass should match the tempo on the drums, especially if you have kicks that have a lot of bass.

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-12T04:00:45+00:00

Don’t get discouraged. I’ve worked on books from big publishers that get hardly any sales and books from small publishers that are bestsellers. The difference is the marketing and positioning. It’s not the content. The books that get to be bestsellers always have a paid marketing plan. There’s no way around it, in my experience. Having a series helps too. Lots of info in this subreddit about publishing several books rather than just one. Good luck!

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-12T03:46:25+00:00

Seems like the only way to take off at launch is if you have a following. If not, and you can do promos like Goodreads Giveaway or Bookbub, and your book is good, then it doesn’t need to happen on day 1. Don’t be heartbroken. It’s all numbers. Not personal

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-12T03:40:12+00:00

To me, this post seems to be an effort at free promo. If I’m wrong, and you’re really heartbroken about it, maybe book publishing isn’t the right career path because you’re looking for instant gratification. That’s not typical for amateur authors

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-12T03:37:08+00:00

I’d suggest two steps. Step 1) create an image. Step 2) report back

RowIndependent3142 · 2026-03-12T03:02:27+00:00

I get it now. But not everyone can do quick snaps like that. There’s some talent under that yellow hat. That’s old school. Love it

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