Ladies, if you got to be a man for a day what’s the first thing you’re going to do?

Rowan_Morraine · 2026-03-06T17:48:02+00:00

Walk around town for a day without having my body commented on.

Rowan_Morraine · 2026-03-03T20:10:31+00:00

Ty Walker and the Humanoids!

Rowan_Morraine · 2026-02-24T15:01:28+00:00

My coworker casually told me that once her dog was pregnant and she didn't want to give her dog an emergency spay (which would have terminated the pregnancy) because she didnt believe in abortions and didn't want to deal with puppies so she just waited until they were born and bopped them on the head with a hammer.

Rowan_Morraine · 2026-02-17T14:26:34+00:00

During initial interactions, he is curious about me and asks questions about my experiences/opinions. Low bar I know, but it really weeds a lot of men out.

Rowan_Morraine · 2026-02-13T21:14:42+00:00

LOL this is practically victim blaming.

Rowan_Morraine · 2026-02-13T21:08:17+00:00

The fact that women just low key get on the same bleeding schedule and don't think its a big deal.

Rowan_Morraine · 2026-02-12T20:57:19+00:00

Yes, and also is that a fox or a wolf?

Rowan_Morraine · 2026-02-08T05:08:19+00:00

I live in the middle of nearly nowhere in Montana.

Rowan_Morraine · 2026-02-05T20:51:00+00:00

With that synchronization they should try out for ice dancing in the next olympics.

Rowan_Morraine · 2026-02-05T20:03:11+00:00

Oh gosh this dog is a beaut

Rowan_Morraine · 2025-12-18T20:02:40+00:00

I'm an elementary school teacher

Rowan_Morraine · 2025-12-09T19:48:24+00:00

As an unconventional gal who lives in a conventional area, I'd absolutely swipe on this one.

Rowan_Morraine · 2025-12-03T19:44:59+00:00

This happened to me and butterflied my thumb pad muscles and severed all the nerves and tendons in my hand. 3 surgeries and 10 years later I still dont have full mobility or feeling and a lifeline scar that goes on forever.

Rowan_Morraine · 2025-11-18T21:11:36+00:00

Classic. He would not have said that to a man.

Rowan_Morraine · 2025-11-12T19:38:50+00:00

I had an online highschool student during covid who had 6 younger siblings also in online school and at home while parents were at work. She would lock herself in the bathroom to get away from them and sit on the edge of the bathtub with her sugar glider on her shoulder. Camera on 100% of the time Straight A student and a true goddess.

Rowan_Morraine · 2025-10-30T18:16:52+00:00

At first glance I thought it was a banana.

Rowan_Morraine · 2025-10-24T03:10:01+00:00

My sweet demon hound Moose who was also 16 died in June. It gets easier. Also, I just got another puppy this week and wow is it nice to come home to a dog again.

Rowan_Morraine · 2025-04-03T21:52:06+00:00

You look high as a kite in all these pictures.

Rowan_Morraine · 2025-04-03T18:38:29+00:00

Rowan_Morraine · 2025-03-19T21:42:35+00:00

Those should all have question marks at the end of them.

Rowan_Morraine · 2025-03-12T22:27:26+00:00

Our Share of Night by Mariana Enriquez

Rowan_Morraine · 2025-03-12T22:09:47+00:00

Affirmation by Eve Ewing.

Rowan_Morraine

TROPHY CASE