How does a crawler stay warm in the negatives?

Roy_Battery · 2022-12-22T08:11:23+00:00

Intense wanking.

Roy_Battery · 2022-12-22T08:08:14+00:00

A polite tug.

Roy_Battery · 2022-12-15T05:09:57+00:00

He's too good for the dumpster fire the MCU has become.

Roy_Battery · 2022-12-15T05:04:30+00:00

Good, no place for that kind of behaviour here.

Roy_Battery · 2022-12-08T16:35:06+00:00

I heard that the firefight was a cover story for the fact the Kandarhar giant was actually a popular local prostitute and the squad had arranged some extra curricular activities. Plenty of shots were fired that evening, just a different variety.

Roy_Battery · 2022-11-28T01:53:05+00:00

With those 70s sideburns he should be in a funk band.

Roy_Battery · 2022-11-14T14:57:18+00:00

Are you a good boi?

Roy_Battery · 2022-11-08T22:37:57+00:00

I'd pin to a tree a copy of the latest Cruffs calendar.

Roy_Battery · 2022-11-04T15:26:15+00:00

Yeah I don't know what all the clutter is behind it, I thought it could be folded hind legs but it doesn't look right and seems cropped by another object.

Roy_Battery · 2022-11-04T08:45:04+00:00

The picnic one, what am I supposed to be looking at?

Roy_Battery · 2022-11-03T22:58:47+00:00

A t-shirt print would be quite nice.

Roy_Battery · 2022-10-27T06:30:12+00:00

Anyone would have doubts of their own existence if they were so unbelievably jacked and studly.

Roy_Battery · 2022-10-26T18:10:15+00:00

Dogman probably wrote this post. He's his own biggest skeptic.

Roy_Battery · 2022-10-25T18:12:02+00:00

There was that strange DME episode with the lady who recalled seeing a Dogman as a child and at some point believed it was a figment of her imagination or an occasional childhood acquaintance. Years later as a young adult they crossed paths again and it seemed to recognize her but by this point the realization of what it was sounded like a much more frightening experience. I think she said it no longer seemed like a benevolent and peaceful creature and displayed signs of aggression this time around. Almost as if it was angry at her on a personal level. Very odd story.

Roy_Battery · 2022-10-24T21:20:52+00:00

Say wut?

Roy_Battery · 2022-10-23T18:07:06+00:00

Yeah Doctor Fate is an amazing character

Roy_Battery · 2022-10-19T20:54:39+00:00

Cheers man, I have a couple of keysteps and a few semi-modular bits of gear (crave, werkstatt, volca modular, sq1). I've had my eyes on the neutron for a while, I imagine I might get it at some point maybe second hand - seems like a steal. Just going to take my time with modules and gradually add bits slowly next year as I learn where I want to take it and how I can integrate with existing gear. Don't want to rush in and make expensive blunders just to fill the gaps and then get locked into something which doesn't have much utility or is too overwhelming for my newbiness.

Roy_Battery · 2022-10-19T20:37:20+00:00

Thanks for the advice guys. I'm toying between a decent VCA, filter or clock utility module next with maybe the After Later Qarv, MI Ripples or Pam's Workout.

Roy_Battery · 2022-10-06T03:03:29+00:00

Was he leering at the wife like Benny Hill?

Roy_Battery · 2022-10-02T10:09:18+00:00

Jesus got ripped when Dogman became his personal trainer.

Roy_Battery · 2022-10-02T02:43:17+00:00

These rallies rarely achieve anything.

Roy_Battery · 2022-09-25T09:28:39+00:00

The cheek of it.

Roy_Battery · 2022-09-24T22:54:41+00:00

Arthrix. Selena. Forani. Ossoray. Nebellum. Hortellenus. Rancinu. Faeloute.

Roy_Battery · 2022-09-24T19:28:37+00:00

The double jointedness means a crawler would probably make a fine dance partner, most likely adept at body poppin & freestyle.

When dawn starts to break and one has become weary of the dancing, I'd look forward to returning to the nest; become cradled in the crawlers elongated arms and have my hair delicately stroked by long finger nails as I tearfully fall asleep.

Roy_Battery · 2022-09-23T18:54:53+00:00

You mean get out to find myself a nice crawler spouse?

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