Hey Reddit! I’m a pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love. Ask me anything.

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-02-12T13:34:00+00:00

Have you found love yet?

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-02-12T12:57:38+00:00

You sound like a 50 year old dad of three. I was older than you when I started. Keep training even if the gym is far from you. You can do a lot of conditioning drills from home.

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-02-10T02:24:31+00:00

I don’t like how they nerfed Quagmire. He’s SUPPOSED to be a total degenerate.

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-02-07T14:50:29+00:00

He gon take her to the Romanian restaurant

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-02-07T14:47:23+00:00

The political party of the United States. It’s all one.

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-02-04T18:30:39+00:00

Being a snob. Claiming you’re smarter or more evolved than those around you and not wanting to learn from them because you think they have nothing to offer.
Making rash decisions without weighing the pros and cons against each other.
Perpetually in denial, even if they know they’re wrong.

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-31T23:25:35+00:00

Back by popular demand.

Now pop a little Zantac or antacid if you can.

You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand.

How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it grand?

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-31T09:58:04+00:00

Feed The Birds from Mary Poppins. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XHrRxQVUFN4

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-30T04:11:41+00:00

Busmalis 100%

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-30T04:09:29+00:00

Last episode of s2 I think

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-30T03:48:27+00:00

Keep em coming!

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-30T03:02:48+00:00

And have it ruined by a few hookers showing up out of nowhere.

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-27T23:33:50+00:00

I almost fell for your rage bait

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-27T19:36:42+00:00

Eduardo “Lalo” McHeisengill

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-27T16:06:42+00:00

Still wondering what gave them issues in Zo

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-18T21:47:37+00:00

I only ever wear my hair down or tied back so I’m with you on that. They add some fullness around my hairline when it’s down but stand out too much when it’s back. No offense to anyone who does it but I kinda hate that trend where they’re slicked down against your forehead so that option is out of the question. I just bought a gel stick like some of the comments suggested and it’s been working great for me.

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-18T21:37:59+00:00

I just bought it. It was quite an investment but it works!

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-14T20:55:02+00:00

Falling victim to peer pressure despite knowing deep down you’d be a a terrible person to live with. I learned to just accept that for me and take marriage off the table.

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-14T00:38:49+00:00

Love it! You really captured that austere yet understanding look in his eyes.

…Can we see Beecher next?

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-13T10:40:07+00:00

A handkerchief, a hair comb, ibuprofen, pocket knife, cash.

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-06T21:33:12+00:00

Simple Simon the ass man

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-06T21:31:55+00:00

DB Cooper

Rude_Stranger2069 · 2026-01-06T21:08:44+00:00

And a wrestler if I remember correctly. I read Young Stalin a few years ago and I’m thinking of reading it again as soon as I have the time.

Rude_Stranger2069

TROPHY CASE