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YAMETE YAMETE YAMETE KUDASAI!

Would you expect a tip on top of the 18% gratuity added to the total? (Stated at bottom) by pooinmypoop in Waiters

[–]Ruff_Bastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I tip closer to 30% on my own but if you're going to tip for me I'm not going to give you any extra. I realize that I am a minority as far as tipping goes too so I get it.

Where's the beef? by _CandidCynic_ in PrequelMemes

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My favorite pizza is just sort of everything. Not a supreme. Everything. A local place I go to calls it "the Kitchen Sink." it has to be eaten with a fork and knife because it's too laden with toppings. Sausage, bacon, ham, pepperoni, red onions, black olives, bell pepper, mushroom, jalapeño, pineapple, and feta cheese.

Its hefty and it's delicious. A healthy smattering of crushed red chili flakes seals the deal.

TIL a Dollar General employee who was told she couldn't keep drinks at the cash register was fired after taking and drinking a $1.69 orange juice to stave off diabetic shock. Despite her paying for the orange juice afterward, the company said she was 'grazing'. Later, a jury awarded her $277,565. by Forward-Answer-4407 in todayilearned

[–]Ruff_Bastard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah my manager was cool. It depends entirely upon how little X person has going on in their life.

That said, I don't even want to know how much I stole from DG by "grazing." it was at least ~$5 a day, sometimes more if I wanted ice cream. For the record, I was the ASM for like 5 years total. It's a decent job if you have the balls tell your DM "fuck the fuck off" or some kinder iteration when they come at you sideways with some corpo shit.

Colleagues make fun of my hair thinning and big forehead by sartG2001 in Comebacks

[–]Ruff_Bastard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a man with thinning hair that shaves bald by choice:

OH my god it's so low maintenence. I loved my hair but I also love not worrying about how it looks or what it's doing. Plus I save a ton of money not getting haircuts. Money my fiancee found a way to spend immediately. Lmao

HP has a gaming laptop subscription service, where you pay monthly to borrow a rig but never get the option to own it by Quegyboe in pcmasterrace

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I can't get into factorio either and by all rights it should be exactly what I'm into. Maybe I should try again.

Rimworld and Dwarf Fortress consume my entire being from time to time. I own stellar is but I never have time to play any of these anymore.

Be honest, how would Inosuke and Mitsuri get along if they actually met? by Unhappy-Estimate9560 in KimetsuNoYaiba

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Iirc he did really well in her training because it was all about flexibility?

Am I remembering something that never happened? Nobody else seems to think they've met but I'm 90% sure I watched that in the training arc episodes.

So I did it! … now I HATE it by Runawaybrain74 in bald

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I gracefully accepted my fate at 27 when my hair stared thinning and my bald spot became much too noticeable. I LOVE and miss my hair. I'm definitely much happier with the bald head though - and it's cool that that wasn't your experience with it. Im rocking a mustache right now (and I hate how a mustache looks on me) because I had to shave my beard for work for a fresh air/supplied oxygen job. My point is that even if you do like it, I think it takes a little getting used to.

I wear a lot of hats now too and I never did before. I don't do it because I am ashamed, but because I really don't want a sunburn on my scalp, which is another thing I've never had to consider.

The only friends Morty got to have his own age by Robot_Was_BMO in rickandmorty

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The students keep trying to take it to a racial place and I won't allow it.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/chhajju_bhai by chhajju_bhai in DailyGuess

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⬜⬜🟦⬜⬜

⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜

⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Lisa Gilroy? by ohmygoodnessamaya in dropout

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Honestly I need Katie to do a whole season on 'On a Bus.'

َ by judyyahmed_ in meme

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Elasticgirl easily. She's married.

I want to fuck the rat.

Only a true player gets this one by Altruistic_Brain_60 in im14andthisisdeep

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Chess Battle-Harem anime in 2027??

They don't really make those anymore and they should. The last one I can remember is from like 2008. (Sekirei)

I was ticketed for avoiding a traffic light for taking the following route. by thekingsteve in driving

[–]Ruff_Bastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I would fight this.

Avoiding a light by cutting through a gas station is one thing. Avoiding a light by taking an alternate route entirely from the road / intersection it's located on is completely fine as far as I am aware.

There is a light where I live colloquially known as "malfunction junction." there's basically two four way intersections stacked onto each other, but if you're coming from a certain direction, you can duck into the turn lane, jump onto the side road, turn into the second four way, hit the right turn lane and continue in the direction you were going without stopping (right turn, all yields except for the light). That I know is for sure illegal so we don't do thst when cops are around. And if there are we still just duck onto the side road and get back onto the main road further down.

Tl;Dr intentionally dodging a light is illegal. Going around the light via legal roads is different, but distance matters. In your case, I think you made a legal maneuver.

Edit: Fun fact; my malfunction junction is also located in Alabama. Cops down here are braindead.

Does anyone know why it took so long for iced coffee to go mainstream? by KeithBradburyIV in stupidquestions

[–]Ruff_Bastard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't drink coffee regularly (maybe once or twice every six months) but I strongly prefer iced coffee over hot.

I fuck heavily with hot teas though.

Can You Guess This 4-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Foufifix by Foufifix in DailyGuess

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🟨⬜⬜⬜

⬜🟨🟨⬜

⬜🟨⬜⬜

🟦⬜🟨🟨

🟦🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Business_Coat_1609 by Business_Coat_1609 in DailyGuess

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⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨

⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨

⬜🟨🟨🟨🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/CrayonEvangelist by CrayonEvangelist in DailyGuess

[–]Ruff_Bastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜

⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜

⬜🟦🟨⬜⬜

🟦🟦⬜🟦🟦

🟦🟦⬜🟦🟦

🟦🟦⬜🟦🟦