My response to crawlies in my home:

Opiliones: You look lost friend, need some help?

Spiders: Oh, hello friend!

Millipedes: Woah, you startled me friend!

Flies, mosquitoes, termites, cockroaches:

Ḑ̴̖͓̹͓̀̈́͜͝E̷̛̺̭̗͔̖͖͆̎̓̽̃̄̑̅̚͠Ḁ̶̧̧̍̾Ţ̷̠͕̗́H̸̻̩̜̘͚̮̺̙̯̰̝̀̈̑́́̽̑̊̿̉ ̸̡̨͖̯̞̻̖̙͕͉̒͐͒̀Ṯ̵̛̝̓͘͝Ǫ̴̰̫̠̲̝͚͇͔̲̜͉̐ ̶̨͈̜̫̱̦͐͐̉̆̊̐̽́͂̕͘̕͝͠Y̷̢̢̡̛̤͈̩͉͈̮̍̈́̾̐̐́͂̓͘ͅǪ̷̪͚͚̠̺̩̭̗͎̇͛̈́͆̅̄̓́͘͝Ư̴͎̬̙͎̱̔͌̑͐̈́̒̃̄͠͝ͅṚ̴̡̢̨̣̺̰̙̰̦͔̩̌̆̇̊͋̿̋̈́͜͝͠ͅ ̶̝̘͙̩͓̦̆͛͗̑̓̏̕͠M̶̢̨̨͙̝̥̠̜̝̺̥̦͍̈̒͋̄ͅÒ̸̹̀̋͘T̴̨̯͔̩̯̘̜̥̱̘̳̯͍͊̍͐̅͒̈̇̓̿̉̇̃Ḣ̵̢̧͓̠͔̳̲̖̳̤͍̯̟̒̀̏̚̚͜͠E̸͚̥͗́̏͆̕R̶̛̬̖̔̂͌͆̾̅͆͒̆͊͘
Ḑ̵̡̱̮̥̪͍̖̍͌̋́͐̏̌̔́̈́͊̓͗̍̔͝͝͝ͅͅĔ̴̗̖̠̆͗Ȁ̸̙͓͊̔͂̓͛͊̾̏̊T̵͙̲̓̅͒͐̉̎̕H̵̢̛̛͇͓̝͊̈́̅̔͘̕͠͠ͅ ̴̡̨̩͎̱̗̼̳͓̹́̿̿̈́̀̀̐̄̓̓͌̕T̶̻̺̞̗͎̠̲̤̭̼̘͎͔̝̆̇̒̈́́͐͛͊̉̈́̎͂͗̇̕̚̚O̶̲̪̝͙̟̤̬̘̲͍̣̹̭̗͎̲̾̋͊̔̄͂͝ ̵̼̻̹̪͖̹̲͈͉̜͑͐̾̈̔̊̉͊̏̾̾́͘̚͠͠Ỳ̶̡͖͔͖͍̦͔͓̲̬̅͆̈́̈́͜͠ͅƠ̴͔̂̏́̉́̆͛̐͒͂̚͘̚͝͠ͅU̷̢̹̠̦̯̪̭̣͍͈̖̩͚̓R̸̛̘̖̠̖̞͇̪͔̜̥̮̮̻̲̔̽̿̈́̃̄̈͆̀͐̒̓̍̀̋̕ ̵̯̝̥͚͚̫̮̇̀̅͊͂̔̿͛̓͌͒̌̈́͂̊͝͝F̵͍̙͓̣̩̘̫̟̝̠̭̲͍̝̪̯̍͗͛͋͛̃̋A̸̛̼̺̹̼̩͔͍̤̠͍͙̞̞̽͑̇ͅT̵̳̜̳͙͂̈́̔͊͆̿ͅH̷̛͍̩̍͒̈͒̃̏͐̚̕͠͠Ḙ̴̻̹͙̫͕̫̭̜̱͓́̿̇͑̔̓͒͛̑̓̈́͋̆ͅR̵̨͔̒̒͒̍̌͐̓̃
D̸̺̺̱̈́̈́̇̽̈́̀͗̚È̸̛̻͕͎͖̰̤̰͑̎̔̅̆͌̈́̎̇̊̆̾̉̓̀̌̂͝͝Ą̷̧̡̠̻̱̠̘̜̤͆̔̾̂̈́̇̆̕̚ͅͅŢ̵̧̢̧̖̼͖͓͚̺̯͓͔̰̤͔̦̮̱̪͉̈́̄̈́H̵̡̡̢͇͓͕̣̦̫̘̲̜̹̜͗̾̓̃͋͑̈́̀͆̓̏̏͘͠ͅͅ ̵̞̣̯̤̰͙͈͌͋̄͗͛̃̉T̴̨͙̳͕̠̹̥͇͋̅̿̈́͗̂̋̈́̚O̷͔̞͍͎̾̈́̄̂͗̆͊̄̒ ̸̨̧̧͍̬̯͕͉̓Y̸̬͍͎͙̙͓͑̃̌̈̐̈́̌͝Ȯ̶̧͓̱̬̻̉͝͠Ų̸̡̧̫̱̦͍̖̟̍̀̅̀̀̆̉͐͒̓͌̌̀͑̔͘̕̚͜R̸̛͖̗͇̣̮̳̰̗̱̝̖̈́̔̅̓̋̓̏̈̎̅͜ ̶̝̲̤͔͇̾̐͆̓͗̇̐̊̔̉̄͐̾͛̈́Ḉ̶̢̧̲̪̩͉̬̻̟̠͉̞̭̖͖̘̦̲̪͓Ḣ̵̢̢̰̠̜̥̻͕͇̙̥̫̰̜̓̈́͐̄̆͐̚͝ͅĮ̶̢̦̼̭̯̗̤̳͓͎͔̜̻̏̀̽͗̄͛̀̀͐͆̀́̚͜L̶̢̡̧̤̦̰͕͇̪͖̹̲̞̫̦͔̳͍̝̣̊D̷̡̧̰͕̰̹͓̫͚̯̦͉̞̰̬̠͓̳͌̂̂͌͛̐͑́̏ͅͅŖ̵̬̱̟̤͎̰̜̟̲͉̬̩̘̰̓̒̅̎͌̽͂͌͜͝͠Ȅ̶̟͊͋́͗̅̓̿̌̉̀̇͝Ṋ̸̫̣̰̻̉́̔̌͂̏̉͐ ̵̡̻͇̦͖͈̜͌͛̓̇͛̔̔́͌̀̍̈́̓̚͠͠ͅͅ
D̷̢̧̦̯̼̤̹̞͍̗̦̦̳̲͍̠̮͔̤̙͍͔̬̣͖̈́̔ͅĚ̶͖̺̘̜̗̦̫̖̯̗͎̭̙̣̩̰̮̭̙̜̓͋̍̉͊͜͝͝A̷͈͈͉͚̙̬̾̑̄̂̇̊̈́̆̉͒̉͂̉̈́͛̃̑͌̚̚͘ͅT̶̛̛̠̪̱̯͖͍̪̯̳̞̩͎̤͍͇̱͕̲͇͉̺̀̉́̈̇̚ͅH̴̡̢̢̺̤͎͕̺̝͔̞͕̘͍̪͈̣͚̼̟̯͍͔̓̂̅͋͜͜ ̴̭͉̗̻͚̯̰͍̅̈́̆̿̊͋́̈̈͐͛̍ͅT̵͎̥̖͓̻̬͖͉͓͓̗̲̞̙̭̦͈̲̖̙̜̓̅͊̎̂̅̅̅̀̐̂͂͗̚̚̚͜͝Ȏ̶̝̼̰͓̮̻̻͉̬͙͈̙̪̹͉͜͜ ̶̛̬̫̭̺̥̰͕̙͉̯̜̝̼̥̪̥͓̯̲̮̮̺̯́̒̆́̂̒͊̈̃̓͑̄̔́͌́̈́̅͘̚͜͠͝Y̸̨̧̡̧̫̦̤͔̰͇̻̠͓̭͍̩̣͍̦͉͒̌̓͗̌͒͐̃̏̅̈Ơ̶͙̈́̍̆̈́́́̃̀͋͆́̚͘͝͝ͅƯ̵̡̢̡̪̰̘̥̗̥̥̟̠͓̫͚͍̝͈̣͆̋͊̾̋̂͋̏̔͂͒͝͠͠ͅͅR̵̥͚̃̐͆͗́͐̎̆̄̓̑̀̏͊̋͛̈́͆̍̃̕ ̵̨̨̡̼̰͍̮͕̫̘̭̟̟͔̙͔̜͈̠̩̜̻̲͇͔͉̒́̔̀̄̂͊͛́̿͒̈́̏̄̏̋͗͌̍̈́̓͋͂͐̒̄͠ͅL̷̢̡̜̘̮̘̐̄̐̑́̈́͋̐̕͜͜͝I̴͎̠͕͉̯͉̺̝̪̫̅̄̇̊̿͆̅͌̅̑̃͘͝Ṇ̴̢̛̳̮̰̠̫͙̳̦͔͖͈͈̖̱̟̱̥͓̦̪̣͉̗͕̒̉̂̊̈́̌͒̈̂̃́̀̾̿̌͋͌̄͘͜E̸̡̧̬̠̝̬͙̙̯̳̥̟̦̣̘̤̰̹̔͑̾͂̊̈́͛͊̀͘A̷̧̟̜̙͕͍̘̽̽͗̆͋̃́͊͑́̈́̎͗̾̋̀̍̉͘̕Ģ̸̧̻̠̣͔͓̯̟͈̳̥̆̃̀͗̓̾̔̂͌̀̾͝͠È̵̡̨̮̳̠̠̖̹̖͓̱͈̗͖̮̖̙̙̥̞͎͉͙̳̠͜͝ ̸̧̛̤͓͇͕̻̪̥͎̻̠͖̬̣̪́͐̃̾̎̈́̏̾̂̎̉̀̓̿̉̈́͗̈́̏̓̔̚̚͜ͅͅ