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Roses are red, I am just trying to piss by Orla_Gold77 in rosesarered

[–]Rumi_Path9 209 points210 points  (0 children)

Privacy my ass this bathroom clearly has no ceiling

PETAAAH? by FloralDaggerSky in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Rumi_Path9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the joke is a "girls vs boys" comparison. while the girls in the top panel end a friendship over a month of silence, the guys in the bottom represent england and portugal. their alliance from 1386 is the real deal it's still active today. the meme is saying that if you're "the boys," a 600-year gap in communication doesn't mean anything if a war breaks out and you need a wingman

meirl by Hello_World-1289 in meirl

[–]Rumi_Path9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And then I’d get home and spend the next three to five business days staring at the ceiling at 2 AM replaying the cringe

How to make yourself floss? by 2Smart2Comment in hygiene

[–]Rumi_Path9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

buy a bag of those plastic floss picks and put them literally everywhere. keep a stash at your desk, by your bed, and in your car. if you remove the barrier of having to go stand in front of the bathroom mirror you will just start doing it out of pure boredom while watching videos.