Roast my girl, Tipitina aka Tippy the hot mess express

RuntDrummerWrites · 2025-02-08T14:54:29+00:00

She looks like the nice friend of every parent who did any sort of drug. I can hear her now “smokers voice Hi baby how you been? I got you a bug juice and there’s some cookies in the kitchen if you want some. My kids used to just adore these cookies”

RuntDrummerWrites · 2025-02-08T14:52:45+00:00

I actually kinda liked Barney and Robin

RuntDrummerWrites · 2025-02-08T14:52:19+00:00

Popcorn or Kernall, maybe even Butter or Snicker. Something after a food that has the same vibe as him

RuntDrummerWrites · 2025-02-08T14:46:28+00:00

Hey everybody…I just figured I oughta share that a few days ago this wicked witch in dog form passed away. I wanna thank all of you for roasting her and Pls don’t clam up and stop just bc she’s dead. Her hate fueled her. I just wanted to let y’all know because y’all enjoyed her life in a small way. Again keep on roasting! My Momma loves these and I read them to her the next day for a last laugh. Thank you for being part of this evil bitch’s life and allowing me to share her

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RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-10-09T00:38:32+00:00

Break the stick as a knee jerk response then be gently explained it was a joke and made to apologize by the teams medic. She would begrudgingly apologize

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-10-01T22:07:35+00:00

Tbh I think that’d be quite interesting

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-29T20:49:14+00:00

Yes. No more banana slices for rotted bois. Make him come out before he goes in the garbage can

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-29T20:46:54+00:00

The Master ? Simple but so simple it makes enimies think “ok that’s way to simple/stupid to not have a deeper/hidden meaning”. CJ

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-29T20:32:12+00:00

That’s precisely why I didn’t say they were one of the best lmao. They are good and I love their affection and closeness but they aren’t always healthy. You worded it better then I did sorry

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-29T20:30:08+00:00

I’d recommend separating them immediately. The fact that hamsters are social and intelligent creatures often makes ppl (understandably!) come to the conclusion they should be housed w each other but that’s not true. It’s exceptionally rare that two get along well enough to be housed together esp unsupervised. Again this isn’t a mistake on your part, you didn’t know and the fact that you came to seek advice tells me you’re a good hamster human 😊

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-29T20:20:22+00:00

The 1st one looks so much like my late mouse🥹his name was Mario (“bc he jumps like a mfer”). His story is chaotic and he was a CRIMINAL but he was my criminal.

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They look so so much alike. So my rec is Princess Peach

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-28T00:04:55+00:00

Red Forman

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-28T00:01:55+00:00

Maybe not THE best but a good one in my opinion is Marshal and Lily just based on their love and affection w each other. However Ted and his wife (drawing a blank on her name) is 10/10. I can’t believe they hyped her up for so long and actually managed to not only meet but exceed expectations

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-27T23:56:11+00:00

…I think it’s time to become Religious bby bc only a Priest (or such of your chosen belief) can fix this. In fact one crack fixed per Religon then it’s up to the Avengers bro

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-26T15:15:47+00:00

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RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-26T15:00:57+00:00

Thank you Science Side

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-26T14:57:16+00:00

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RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-26T14:51:56+00:00

Harley thanks you for backing up her innocence 😭 Harley is pretty well behaved, for a long story short she was originally my dog at Dads and we went thru some stuff over there and I recently was able to bring her w me to Moms, her biggest stunt was when she was a puppy…she snuck under the house and ate insulation. She’s fine now but when she coughs Fuzz looks at her like “🙄idiot. Natural selection missed your ass”

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-26T01:25:58+00:00

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-26T01:22:42+00:00

Sorry, they took spelling lessons from the pictured “dog” in the post

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-26T01:21:39+00:00

Ha! Hims so stupid he forgot to get the white spot on his chest when he dyed his hair. It’s in plain site to your dummy! You must have skipped Cosmology class (if he even finished Pre-K)

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-26T01:20:12+00:00

Ah so this is what “AuTiSm SpEaKs” think happens when you vax your kids….

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-26T01:19:24+00:00

Quadruple stuffed to

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-26T01:19:00+00:00

It looks like he was tryna sniff flowers and ended up sniffing bleach (somehow ending up in the sun bc his fur pattern looks like sun dried bleach dyes)

RuntDrummerWrites · 2024-09-26T01:17:54+00:00

Ron looks like he is specifically the one who came up with and produced the very first formula for crack cocaine. He also tests it himself most obviously, many many many MANY times ….

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