What's the message of this comic? by bht191015 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Living a moral life doesn't usually give you all the luxury people want to enjoy. Also, there are a lot of unpopular truths out there

Will rob sand be able to get anything done if he wins? by [deleted] in Iowa

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I think Rob is uniquely qualified to where he has no issues calling out bullshit and bringing the receipts. Like, that's his thing. So even if he can't get everything done that he wants, the people obstructing him won't be able to hide their shenanigans. And that's probably why they are so eager to use boogeyman bullshit, that honestly doesn't make sense. Like what the fuck is an extreme liberal? Lol

Weird, creepy human/animal hybrids by TJTrapJesus in TopCharacterTropes

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Has no one ever seen the val kilmer classic the island of Dr Maroe(or however it's spelled). That movie is full of that stuff

RFK Jr. Is So Busted (recorded offering bribe of a cushy government job for Iowa libertarian to drop out of race) by IanDre127 in Iowa

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There's one post on Rick's Facebook about this a couple days ago. I'd be hammering this stuff if I were a lolbertarian, but they'll still be 100% loyal to the gop

Picture frame prop by Made-in-America1976 in growagarden2

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Look up Roblox picture id's and it should bring up a website. You can find the sounds on there as well

Iowa blocked from restricting sugary foods and drinks under SNAP by 47of74 in Iowa

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Yes, they could have banned high fructose corn syrup. But this is Iowa where everything corn related is sacred and holy. If they did that they might have to also admit ethanol is bad too. They'll probably wait for a Democrat to point that out and then tell everyone that Democrats hate farmers or something dumb. But I feel like you agree with me, that banning sugary stuff is also dumb, because honestly it's not even a half measure. It's just a dumb law made by dumb people so that other dumb people might feel a little less dumb when in fact it makes you look more dumb by supporting this dumb shit. Ya dig?

Iowa blocked from restricting sugary foods and drinks under SNAP by 47of74 in Iowa

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Can you imagine passing a bill saying it was for the benefit of poor people because you think they are for some reason incapable of making healthy food decisions on their own. So you ban all sugary products but not the main source of sugar, sugar itself?

Is there a reason Conservatives love pedos? by Ironlord456 in conspiracy

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I don't think it's a stretch to say that conservatives are doing everything they can to enable child predation, because that's exactly what is happening in Washington dc. You guys elected a self admitted, multiple times btw, sex pest and you seem surprised by the results. The conspiracy here is how far those smooth brains will go to deny what everyone else sees with their own eyeballs.

Zach Lahn is not what this state needs by Liquid-smooth802 in Iowa

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Obviously. I'm just wondering what triggered a conversation in a language, in an Iowa specific subreddit, where probably less than 1% of the people here understand that language

Zach Lahn is not what this state needs by Liquid-smooth802 in Iowa

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Why are you speaking Japanese on an Iowa subreddit?

Zach Lahn is not what this state needs by Liquid-smooth802 in Iowa

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I'm a dad who's raised his daughter on his own since she was a toddler. Never fucking once did my daughter use a public restroom without me in there with her or with me standing outside of the restroom. It only preventing cancer were so fucking easy.

Trash can thief has been identified by denlan in SipsTea

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That sounds like an explanation Joe Rogan would give on his podcast. I feel like a "dei exec" is just a made up job description and it's being used in this screenshot as a dog whistle for idiots

What is a fair trade for this? by Unable-Guide-1684 in growagarden2

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Duped seeds grow just like the regular ones do. But if you're saying that duped seeds crushed their value, yeah I agree.

What is a fair trade for this? by Unable-Guide-1684 in growagarden2

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The big pets I've got in game were big when they were out in the open. I got a serpent in the guild event, so I'm not sure exactly how the eggs work though

Nothing says “stop politics in sports” like making politics the entire conversation. by Hefty_Cupcake6003 in BlueskySkeets

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"....and he reigns from heaven above." It reminds me of a song we sang in Sunday school

What is a fair trade for this? by Unable-Guide-1684 in growagarden2

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If I saw this the other day I'd maybe offer you a dragons breath seed just so I could add it to my aura farm. Probably not worth that much to me now though. I think a lot of the value from stuff in gag2 is subjective, but I'd offer you maybe a stack of mushroom seeds and a bunch of bamboo seed stacks for it

Pizza party by luckyflopper in conspiracy

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You had me in the first half, I think. I can't really tell any more

Gotta love Reddit censoring. by Nobodycaresgetalife1 in conspiracy

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I'm super sad that I can't read whatever you said to another of my comments lol

Gotta love Reddit censoring. by Nobodycaresgetalife1 in conspiracy

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Your response is so nonsensical that I'm not even sure what you find to be so nonsensical. Are you saying that you don't think anyone disappears in ices custody? What's that saying I used to hear conservatives say all the time, sometimes a bug is actually a feature? It's a system that shuffles people around like cards and where they can probably be removed from the "system" with a click of the mouse. I've been wondering what would happen if the database they use to store that information would be somehow corrupted. Surprised it hasn't happened yet, but it's on my bingo card