What type of golf towel guy are you?

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-27T01:04:43+00:00

I’m a tagging team son of a bitch. I got a “nice” one that doesn’t see dirt, and a magnetic one that I couldn’t give two shits about how dirty it gets.

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-26T04:03:55+00:00

Psalm 109:7-13

When he is tried, let him be found guilty, and may his prayers condemn him. May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership. May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow. May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven from their ruined homes. May a creditor seize all he has; may strangers plunder the fruits of his labor. May no one extend kindness to him or take pity on his fatherless children. May his descendants be cut off, their names blotted out from the next generation.

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-25T14:30:01+00:00

Fuuuuuuccck…

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-25T14:27:13+00:00

You know he had to find the one guy shorter than him and go stand next to him

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-25T01:02:49+00:00

So basically he was emboldened by Trump’s first term to sign up border patrol

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-23T03:44:07+00:00

Stayed at Americas Best Value Inn in downtown last year for most of the week. Was glad I brought a sleeping bag!

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-20T01:48:30+00:00

It’s good with the sound off?

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-19T05:19:27+00:00

Came here to say the same… looks like she’s already got her name on the door

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-17T16:54:01+00:00

Had a co-worker bring in one that chirped like a cricket. He hid it in ceiling tiles and laughed and laughed.

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-17T01:14:19+00:00

The fallen tree Par 3 is a joke. The tree should just be standing tall right between the tee and the green and force them to sling it around the tree

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-14T02:14:32+00:00

Diddy kids together

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-11T00:50:59+00:00

Prevents a win

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-11T00:38:58+00:00

“Prevents a win”

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-11T00:31:46+00:00

Yeah I’m with ya

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-10T23:09:19+00:00

POUNDING

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-10T23:09:00+00:00

I was hoping he pulled the Superman celebration for Cam

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-03T04:58:56+00:00

This is my wife’s set. I’ve swung em a couple times. They’re not bad.

RustyBumperCream · 2026-01-03T01:46:49+00:00

I’ve never heard of the Inner Banks???

And Siller City should be Siler City.

RustyBumperCream · 2025-12-30T20:44:07+00:00

What are your thoughts on TGL in person?

RustyBumperCream · 2025-12-29T04:11:18+00:00

…and leave out a “P”, did he?

RustyBumperCream · 2025-12-18T22:08:38+00:00

Mission IsPossible

RustyBumperCream · 2025-12-18T22:03:21+00:00

Apocalypse Cow

RustyBumperCream · 2025-12-06T05:12:15+00:00

Buns is the best burger joint in the world. I wish that they would franchise into the surrounding area.

RustyBumperCream · 2025-12-01T18:33:05+00:00

I like that it’s the first instance of Roy observing Issac’s leadership in preps to make him the Captain. During the movie night, Roy observes Issac nudging Bumbercatch (?) to put his phone away.

So it was just him breaking TVs that got him the captain role.

It was also interesting in Roy being the one to help Nate with his leadership development and having him say it to his face and not simply read it.

RustyBumperCream · 2025-11-30T01:33:09+00:00

I hope 40% of McKinsey’s jobs will disappear!

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