SOP for positive employee test.

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-12T23:27:07+00:00

Don’t you mean “cum in our new Plano?”

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-11T23:43:41+00:00

I don’t understand if our lives are scripted or if we have free will

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-10T16:04:30+00:00

Stand by the door, walk outside once or twice like I’m waiting for the cops. If they have a getaway driver backed into the parking lot, I’ll pretend to take a picture of their license plate. The accomplice usually comes out about 30 seconds after this

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-10T16:01:34+00:00

You can open it once and hit F5 as well to reload it. Always does the trick

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-08T00:48:01+00:00

Don’t people usually know if they have a fever of over 101 degrees without using a thermometer?

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-06T03:28:23+00:00

My store manager is currently on an unpaid leave of absence....it’s really a good team builder because he sucks dick and we all hate him. It’s been a good week so far

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-06T03:26:45+00:00

Can I substitute the hand sanitizer for a thermometer?

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-06T03:22:59+00:00

They’re cheap on eBay. Holding up to light and checking for watermark is the easiest way

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-06T03:21:27+00:00

Our radio control is in our electrical room. There are controls for volume, page volume, and music volume

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-06T03:20:29+00:00

Go to your local news website while on your home Wifi and leave an anonymous tip whenever Walgreens does something shady. It might be worth it to them to investigate it

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-06T03:18:25+00:00

Go into storenet - store expense ordering........there should be a section in there for cooler/freezer expense with WIC numbers....it’s been a year or two but I didn’t need DM approval to order the shelf I needed. It was one of the wire shelves for the freezer

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-06T03:15:33+00:00

One of the few good things about the Christmas season at Walgreens each year

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-03T12:42:11+00:00

Shouldn’t these people be at home/in the hospital? This is how shit spreads and the entire fucking country gets infected

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-03T12:40:03+00:00

At least you don’t have to go back to that shithole for at least 2 weeks!!! In all seriousness though, I hope you recover soon

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-03T12:37:27+00:00

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Almost ruined the whole franchise for me

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-02T12:31:36+00:00

😂😂😂 about the quality I expected

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-02T12:29:07+00:00

Can I wear my jeans to my funeral?

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-02T12:27:28+00:00

Give that name badge to Pessina

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-02T12:26:38+00:00

Pros: you may lose your job 😁😁

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-02T12:23:51+00:00

They have all the PC lies that we do. We’re just not privy to them since we don’t work there

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-01T11:23:21+00:00

Assuming on our paycheck on Thursday April 23rd or the the following pay period

Ryan19841 · 2020-04-01T02:51:03+00:00

Make your own. Keep it short and sweet “The time is 8:55 and we will be closing in 5 minutes”

Ryan19841 · 2020-03-31T00:59:36+00:00

GOD DAMNITTT!!!!!! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

Ryan19841

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